Slave of Bolas (Card)
Slave of Bolas
In 5440 decks
1% of 490257 decks
Feb 14, 2023
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Top Commanders (11)
Vorthos, Steward of Myth
38.10% of 210 decks
80 decks
Nicol Bolas
28.48% of 920 decks
262 decks
Nicol Bolas, the Ravager
20.26% of 6333 decks
1283 decks
Obeka, Brute Chronologist
15.72% of 7873 decks
1238 decks
Marchesa, the Black Rose
11.01% of 8985 decks
989 decks
Thraximundar
9.33% of 1951 decks
182 decks
Jeleva, Nephalia's Scourge
4.67% of 2143 decks
100 decks
Zevlor, Elturel Exile
4.66% of 3929 decks
183 decks
Don Andres, the Renegade
3.29% of 3400 decks
112 decks
Codie, Vociferous Codex
2.20% of 5409 decks
119 decks
Kess, Dissident Mage
1.19% of 7248 decks
86 decks
New Cards (5)
Seething Landscape
38% of 13 decks
+37% synergy
Make Your Own Luck
35% of 17 decks
+34% synergy
Warren Soultrader
20% of 25 decks
+16% synergy
Laughing Jasper Flint
17% of 220 decks
+15% synergy
Sink into Stupor
17% of 18 decks
+11% synergy
High Synergy Cards (9)
Nightscape Familiar
39% of 5453 decks
+37% synergy
Conflux
36% of 442 decks
+36% synergy
Cruel Ultimatum
35% of 5453 decks
+34% synergy
Nicol Bolas, Planeswalker
33% of 5453 decks
+33% synergy
Terminate
37% of 5453 decks
+32% synergy
Nicol Bolas, God-Pharaoh
31% of 5371 decks
+30% synergy
Leyline of the Guildpact
31% of 35 decks
+30% synergy
Nicol Bolas, Dragon-God
30% of 5324 decks
+30% synergy
Zara, Renegade Recruiter
30% of 5131 decks
+30% synergy
Top Cards (10)
Counterspell
44% of 5453 decks
+23% synergy
Cultivate
36% of 475 decks
+14% synergy
Farseek
36% of 479 decks
+20% synergy
Blasphemous Act
36% of 5436 decks
+19% synergy
Solemn Simulacrum
34% of 5453 decks
+19% synergy
Commander's Sphere
33% of 5400 decks
+17% synergy
Swiftfoot Boots
33% of 5439 decks
+5% synergy
Negate
31% of 5453 decks
+19% synergy
Lightning Greaves
29% of 5453 decks
+3% synergy
Kodama's Reach
29% of 479 decks
+13% synergy
Creatures (50)
Saheeli, the Sun's Brilliance
24% of 1053 decks
+23% synergy
Puppeteer Clique
23% of 5453 decks
+22% synergy
Orthion, Hero of Lavabrink
20% of 2213 decks
+19% synergy
Feldon of the Third Path
20% of 5400 decks
+18% synergy
Identity Thief
19% of 5380 decks
+19% synergy
Baleful Strix
18% of 5434 decks
+14% synergy
Jaxis, the Troublemaker
17% of 4637 decks
+16% synergy
Palladia-Mors, the Ruiner
17% of 422 decks
+17% synergy
Mulldrifter
17% of 5453 decks
+13% synergy
Nicol Bolas
16% of 5453 decks
+16% synergy
Zealous Conscripts
16% of 5434 decks
+15% synergy
Firbolg Flutist
15% of 4152 decks
+15% synergy
The Master, Multiplied
15% of 1122 decks
+15% synergy
Etali, Primal Storm
15% of 5359 decks
+10% synergy
Captivating Crew
15% of 5364 decks
+14% synergy
Araumi of the Dead Tide
15% of 5136 decks
+15% synergy
Decadent Dragon
15% of 1240 decks
+13% synergy
Viscera Seer
14% of 5440 decks
+9% synergy
Jodah, Archmage Eternal
14% of 422 decks
+14% synergy
Disciple of Bolas
14% of 5434 decks
+13% synergy
Carrion Feeder
14% of 5453 decks
+11% synergy
Flayer of the Hatebound
14% of 5435 decks
+14% synergy
Molten Primordial
13% of 5430 decks
+13% synergy
Sedris, the Traitor King
13% of 5453 decks
+13% synergy
Spark Double
13% of 5324 decks
+9% synergy
Avaricious Dragon
13% of 5393 decks
+13% synergy
Burnished Hart
13% of 5426 decks
+8% synergy
Yahenni, Undying Partisan
13% of 5377 decks
+11% synergy
Grim Haruspex
13% of 5407 decks
+10% synergy
Kiki-Jiki, Mirror Breaker
13% of 5453 decks
+11% synergy
Drana, Liberator of Malakir
13% of 5388 decks
+11% synergy
Calamity, Galloping Inferno
13% of 220 decks
+12% synergy
Apprentice Necromancer
13% of 5453 decks
+12% synergy
Mahadi, Emporium Master
13% of 4152 decks
+11% synergy
Tinybones, the Pickpocket
13% of 167 decks
+9% synergy
Rakshasa Debaser
12% of 5136 decks
+12% synergy
Hellkite Courser
12% of 5131 decks
+12% synergy
River Kelpie
12% of 5453 decks
+12% synergy
Mishra, Eminent One
12% of 2985 decks
+12% synergy
Emperor of Bones
12% of 25 decks
+12% synergy
Herald of Secret Streams
12% of 5364 decks
+11% synergy
Scorn-Blade Berserker
12% of 2213 decks
+12% synergy
Wizards of Thay
12% of 4152 decks
+11% synergy
Gisa, Glorious Resurrector
12% of 4865 decks
+11% synergy
Hostage Taker
12% of 5364 decks
+11% synergy
Niv-Mizzet Reborn
12% of 420 decks
+12% synergy
Augur of Bolas
12% of 5434 decks
+11% synergy
Kess, Dissident Mage
11% of 5367 decks
+11% synergy
Satoru, the Infiltrator
11% of 167 decks
+10% synergy
Ilharg, the Raze-Boar
11% of 5324 decks
+10% synergy
Instants (50)
Chaos Warp
28% of 5439 decks
+12% synergy
Growth Spiral
27% of 445 decks
+23% synergy
Bedevil
24% of 5340 decks
+20% synergy
Despark
22% of 428 decks
+18% synergy
Eureka Moment
22% of 417 decks
+21% synergy
Cyclonic Rift
17% of 5430 decks
+3% synergy
Brainstorm
17% of 5453 decks
+6% synergy
Glorious End
17% of 5375 decks
+17% synergy
Crosis's Charm
17% of 5453 decks
+17% synergy
Swords to Plowshares
15% of 450 decks
-13% synergy
Fact or Fiction
14% of 5453 decks
+11% synergy
Countersquall
14% of 5453 decks
+14% synergy
Cauldron Dance
14% of 5453 decks
+14% synergy
Sylvan Reclamation
14% of 424 decks
+14% synergy
Tyrant's Scorn
14% of 5324 decks
+14% synergy
Rakdos Charm
14% of 5430 decks
+11% synergy
Artifact Mutation
13% of 479 decks
+12% synergy
Dark Ritual
13% of 5453 decks
+2% synergy
Frantic Search
13% of 5453 decks
+7% synergy
Village Rites
13% of 5173 decks
+7% synergy
Macabre Mockery
13% of 5340 decks
+12% synergy
Discontinuity
12% of 5176 decks
+12% synergy
Ripples of Potential
12% of 879 decks
+10% synergy
Act of Aggression
12% of 5440 decks
+12% synergy
Soul Manipulation
12% of 5453 decks
+12% synergy
Commence the Endgame
12% of 5324 decks
+12% synergy
Radstorm
12% of 286 decks
+9% synergy
Arcane Denial
12% of 5453 decks
+3% synergy
Mana Drain
11% of 5453 decks
+4% synergy
Flare of Denial
11% of 27 decks
+9% synergy
Immortal Obligation
11% of 28 decks
+10% synergy
Path to Exile
11% of 450 decks
-9% synergy
Return the Favor
10% of 193 decks
+6% synergy
Treacherous Urge
10% of 5453 decks
+10% synergy
Domineering Will
10% of 5400 decks
+9% synergy
Final Fortune
9% of 5453 decks
+9% synergy
Beast Within
9% of 475 decks
-10% synergy
Unite the Coalition
9% of 284 decks
+8% synergy
Void Rend
9% of 347 decks
+7% synergy
Deadly Dispute
8% of 4900 decks
+3% synergy
Vampiric Tutor
8% of 5453 decks
-2% synergy
An Offer You Can't Refuse
8% of 4550 decks
-2% synergy
Brokers Charm
8% of 341 decks
+7% synergy
Fierce Guardianship
8% of 5188 decks
-1% synergy
Abzan Charm
8% of 429 decks
+7% synergy
Naya Charm
8% of 442 decks
+7% synergy
Experimental Augury
8% of 2647 decks
+6% synergy
Esper Charm
7% of 450 decks
+7% synergy
Shelter
7% of 450 decks
+7% synergy
Acrobatic Leap
7% of 41 decks
+7% synergy
Sorceries (50)
Rampant Growth
27% of 479 decks
+11% synergy
Duneblast
24% of 429 decks
+24% synergy
Dark Intimations
23% of 5377 decks
+23% synergy
Deliver Unto Evil
22% of 5324 decks
+22% synergy
Feed the Swarm
22% of 5151 decks
+12% synergy
Bring to Light
21% of 451 decks
+20% synergy
Hour of Devastation
20% of 5371 decks
+20% synergy
Torment of Hailfire
20% of 5371 decks
+17% synergy
Urban Evolution
19% of 471 decks
+18% synergy
Alchemist's Gambit
18% of 4784 decks
+18% synergy
Hate Mirage
18% of 5255 decks
+18% synergy
Ideas Unbound
18% of 5453 decks
+18% synergy
Mob Rule
18% of 5395 decks
+17% synergy
Red Sun's Twilight
17% of 2781 decks
+17% synergy
Unexpected Results
17% of 471 decks
+17% synergy
Emergent Ultimatum
17% of 431 decks
+17% synergy
Crux of Fate
17% of 5395 decks
+16% synergy
Migration Path
17% of 429 decks
+15% synergy
Vandalblast
16% of 5430 decks
+8% synergy
Mark of Mutiny
16% of 5440 decks
+16% synergy
Damnation
15% of 5453 decks
+11% synergy
Demonic Tutor
14% of 5453 decks
+2% synergy
Mass Mutiny
14% of 5434 decks
+14% synergy
Faithless Looting
14% of 5435 decks
+6% synergy
Act of Treason
14% of 5440 decks
+14% synergy
Anzrag's Rampage
14% of 457 decks
+13% synergy
Rebuild the City
13% of 133 decks
+13% synergy
Hour of Promise
13% of 447 decks
+12% synergy
Aether Mutation
13% of 479 decks
+13% synergy
Approach of the Second Sun
13% of 432 decks
+11% synergy
Spitting Image
13% of 479 decks
+12% synergy
Gruesome Encore
12% of 5440 decks
+12% synergy
Ruinous Ultimatum
12% of 416 decks
+10% synergy
Windfall
12% of 5453 decks
+5% synergy
Mordor on the March
12% of 779 decks
+11% synergy
Deep Analysis
12% of 5453 decks
+10% synergy
Corporeal Projection
11% of 510 decks
+11% synergy
The Elderspell
11% of 5324 decks
+11% synergy
Ranger's Path
11% of 472 decks
+11% synergy
Nature's Lore
11% of 479 decks
-4% synergy
Voidwalk
11% of 5430 decks
+11% synergy
Verdant Mastery
11% of 417 decks
+11% synergy
Insatiable Avarice
11% of 167 decks
+5% synergy
Last Chance
10% of 5453 decks
+10% synergy
Diabolic Tutor
10% of 5453 decks
+7% synergy
Kari Zev's Expertise
10% of 5377 decks
+10% synergy
Heartless Conscription
10% of 167 decks
+9% synergy
Molten Duplication
10% of 182 decks
+7% synergy
Furnace Reins
10% of 2345 decks
+9% synergy
Toxic Deluge
10% of 5408 decks
+1% synergy
Utility Artifacts (20)
Bolas's Citadel
23% of 5329 decks
+18% synergy
Mimic Vat
20% of 5440 decks
+18% synergy
Wayfarer's Bauble
18% of 5453 decks
+7% synergy
Sundial of the Infinite
17% of 5439 decks
+16% synergy
Gem of Becoming
14% of 5434 decks
+14% synergy
Fist of Suns
14% of 442 decks
+13% synergy
Ichormoon Gauntlet
13% of 2606 decks
+12% synergy
Ashnod's Altar
12% of 5453 decks
+5% synergy
God-Pharaoh's Statue
12% of 5325 decks
+11% synergy
Urabrask's Forge
10% of 2781 decks
+9% synergy
Blade of Selves
9% of 5386 decks
+8% synergy
Andúril, Narsil Reforged
9% of 779 decks
+7% synergy
Whip of Erebos
9% of 5426 decks
+7% synergy
Lavaspur Boots
8% of 167 decks
+3% synergy
Mirror Box
7% of 4734 decks
+6% synergy
The Chain Veil
6% of 5407 decks
+5% synergy
Isochron Scepter
6% of 5453 decks
+3% synergy
The Ozolith
6% of 5192 decks
+2% synergy
The Indomitable
5% of 675 decks
+4% synergy
Phyrexian Altar
5% of 5453 decks
+1% synergy
Enchantments (41)
The Eldest Reborn
25% of 5355 decks
+24% synergy
In Bolas's Clutches
19% of 5355 decks
+19% synergy
Sneak Attack
17% of 5453 decks
+16% synergy
Flameshadow Conjuring
17% of 5393 decks
+16% synergy
Rhystic Study
16% of 5453 decks
+2% synergy
Unspeakable Symbol
14% of 5453 decks
+14% synergy
Prison Realm
13% of 428 decks
+13% synergy
Goblin Bombardment
13% of 5453 decks
+10% synergy
Mirror March
12% of 5340 decks
+11% synergy
Thran Vigil
12% of 3121 decks
+11% synergy
Patient Rebuilding
12% of 5353 decks
+12% synergy
Uncivil Unrest
11% of 2304 decks
+10% synergy
Grave Betrayal
10% of 5430 decks
+9% synergy
Maelstrom Nexus
10% of 442 decks
+9% synergy
Phyrexian Arena
10% of 5453 decks
+2% synergy
Liliana's Talent
10% of 2304 decks
+9% synergy
Psychic Vortex
9% of 5453 decks
+8% synergy
Control Magic
8% of 5453 decks
+8% synergy
Warstorm Surge
8% of 5439 decks
+5% synergy
Propaganda
8% of 5453 decks
+2% synergy
Curse of Obsession
7% of 4878 decks
+7% synergy
Dreadhorde Invasion
7% of 5324 decks
+6% synergy
Smothering Tithe
7% of 429 decks
-5% synergy
Feast on the Fallen
7% of 5407 decks
+7% synergy
Mirari's Wake
6% of 442 decks
+3% synergy
Waste Not
6% of 5407 decks
+5% synergy
Temur Ascendancy
6% of 454 decks
+4% synergy
Teferi's Talent
6% of 2304 decks
+6% synergy
Fable of the Mirror-Breaker
6% of 4719 decks
+5% synergy
Determined Iteration
6% of 4559 decks
+5% synergy
Dovin's Acuity
6% of 429 decks
+6% synergy
Rowan's Talent
6% of 2304 decks
+6% synergy
Splinter Twin
6% of 5440 decks
+5% synergy
Daring Piracy
5% of 2844 decks
+5% synergy
All Will Be One
5% of 2568 decks
+4% synergy
Animate Dead
5% of 5453 decks
+0% synergy
Spelunking
5% of 57 decks
+2% synergy
Mystic Remora
5% of 5453 decks
-4% synergy
Black Market Connections
5% of 3882 decks
-0% synergy
The Kami War
5% of 354 decks
+5% synergy
Omniscience
5% of 5434 decks
+4% synergy
Battles (1)
Invasion of Alara
8% of 155 decks
+7% synergy
Planeswalkers (9)
Geyadrone Dihada
23% of 4984 decks
+23% synergy
Nicol Bolas, the Deceiver
22% of 5371 decks
+22% synergy
Domri, Anarch of Bolas
12% of 444 decks
+12% synergy
Vronos, Masked Inquisitor
10% of 1445 decks
+9% synergy
Liliana, Dreadhorde General
9% of 5324 decks
+7% synergy
Narset, Parter of Veils
8% of 5324 decks
+5% synergy
Vraska, Betrayal's Sting
7% of 2656 decks
+5% synergy
Saheeli Rai
5% of 5379 decks
+5% synergy
Ashiok, Dream Render
5% of 5324 decks
+4% synergy
Utility Lands (12)
Reliquary Tower
29% of 5453 decks
+1% synergy
Bojuka Bog
22% of 5440 decks
+6% synergy
Temple of the False God
13% of 5453 decks
+3% synergy
Urborg, Tomb of Yawgmoth
11% of 5453 decks
+1% synergy
Forge of Heroes
9% of 5348 decks
+9% synergy
Rogue's Passage
9% of 5430 decks
-10% synergy
Karn's Bastion
9% of 5324 decks
+3% synergy
High Market
8% of 5453 decks
+5% synergy
Interplanar Beacon
7% of 5324 decks
+7% synergy
Lotus Field
6% of 5266 decks
+5% synergy
Otawara, Soaring City
6% of 4719 decks
-3% synergy
Mystic Sanctuary
6% of 5249 decks
-1% synergy
Mana Artifacts (18)
Sol Ring
82% of 5453 decks
-2% synergy
Arcane Signet
77% of 5249 decks
+6% synergy
Rakdos Signet
49% of 5453 decks
+42% synergy
Izzet Signet
49% of 5453 decks
+43% synergy
Dimir Signet
47% of 5453 decks
+39% synergy
Talisman of Creativity
30% of 5276 decks
+24% synergy
Talisman of Dominance
27% of 5453 decks
+19% synergy
Relic of Sauron
26% of 1785 decks
+24% synergy
Talisman of Indulgence
25% of 5453 decks
+19% synergy
Fellwar Stone
24% of 5453 decks
+3% synergy
Chromatic Lantern
21% of 5430 decks
+12% synergy
Visage of Bolas
16% of 5371 decks
+16% synergy
Obelisk of Grixis
13% of 5453 decks
+12% synergy
Thought Vessel
12% of 5386 decks
-4% synergy
Mind Stone
10% of 5453 decks
-8% synergy
Timeless Lotus
8% of 274 decks
+7% synergy
Gilded Lotus
7% of 5453 decks
+3% synergy
Decanter of Endless Water
5% of 3882 decks
-0% synergy
Lands (50)
Command Tower
86% of 5439 decks
+13% synergy
Crumbling Necropolis
70% of 5453 decks
+66% synergy
Exotic Orchard
50% of 5453 decks
+15% synergy
Xander's Lounge
44% of 4550 decks
+40% synergy
Evolving Wilds
41% of 5440 decks
+19% synergy
Dragonskull Summit
36% of 5440 decks
+29% synergy
Sunken Hollow
34% of 5388 decks
+25% synergy
Terramorphic Expanse
34% of 5453 decks
+18% synergy
Sulfur Falls
33% of 5436 decks
+27% synergy
Steam Vents
33% of 5453 decks
+24% synergy
Watery Grave
33% of 5453 decks
+22% synergy
Blood Crypt
32% of 5453 decks
+23% synergy
Drowned Catacomb
31% of 5440 decks
+25% synergy
Izzet Boilerworks
31% of 5453 decks
+27% synergy
Smoldering Marsh
30% of 5388 decks
+23% synergy
Dimir Aqueduct
30% of 5453 decks
+25% synergy
Seaside Citadel
29% of 442 decks
+26% synergy
Jungle Shrine
29% of 442 decks
+25% synergy
Rakdos Carnarium
28% of 5453 decks
+25% synergy
Savage Lands
28% of 479 decks
+26% synergy
Frontier Bivouac
28% of 454 decks
+25% synergy
Mystic Monastery
27% of 437 decks
+24% synergy
Opulent Palace
25% of 454 decks
+22% synergy
Temple of Epiphany
25% of 5408 decks
+21% synergy
Sandsteppe Citadel
25% of 429 decks
+22% synergy
Training Center
24% of 5131 decks
+18% synergy
Maestros Theater
23% of 4621 decks
+21% synergy
Shivan Reef
22% of 5453 decks
+16% synergy
Luxury Suite
22% of 5355 decks
+16% synergy
The World Tree
21% of 399 decks
+19% synergy
Raugrin Triome
21% of 416 decks
+18% synergy
Temple of Deceit
21% of 5426 decks
+16% synergy
Morphic Pool
20% of 5355 decks
+14% synergy
Shipwreck Marsh
20% of 4878 decks
+15% synergy
Temple of Malice
19% of 5408 decks
+16% synergy
Ketria Triome
19% of 431 decks
+15% synergy
Savai Triome
19% of 416 decks
+16% synergy
Breeding Pool
19% of 479 decks
+10% synergy
Thundering Falls
18% of 457 decks
+15% synergy
Myriad Landscape
18% of 5400 decks
-3% synergy
Scalding Tarn
18% of 5440 decks
+7% synergy
Stormcarved Coast
18% of 4815 decks
+14% synergy
Arcane Sanctum
18% of 450 decks
+14% synergy
Godless Shrine
17% of 450 decks
+8% synergy
Overgrown Tomb
17% of 479 decks
+8% synergy
Bloodstained Mire
17% of 5453 decks
+7% synergy
Ziatora's Proving Ground
17% of 361 decks
+14% synergy
Stomping Ground
17% of 479 decks
+8% synergy
Raucous Theater
17% of 457 decks
+13% synergy
Spara's Headquarters
17% of 340 decks
+13% synergy