cEDH Cast – PKA 492 w Shaun Attwood – Keemstar vs H3H3, Prisoner Eye Pluck, Convict Code

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YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/derickatt
Twitter: https://twitter.com/shaunattwood
Website: https://shaunattwood.com/

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Timeline by LegitRage
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0:00:00 – Woody introduces the show and guest, Kyle introduces the sponsors
0:00:10 – Shaun explains how he ended up in the worst US prison as an Englishman
0:03:15 – Why are some prison guards just complete douchebags?
0:04:35 – Shaun talks life in Max Security prison: Relentless roaches & joining a gang
0:14:49 – How the US prison system only creates a vicious cycle of criminals
0:16:30 – How to fit into a Max Security prison gang & why the Mafia is the best gang to rule
0:22:31 – Shaun’s criminally insane cellmate who boxed the head of the prison Mafia gang
0:26:05 – The venomous prison spiders that caused men to lose thumbs
0:30:45 – Xena the 6’6 trans prisoner who cut off her own junk & took out a man’s eye
0:40:49 – What do you do in prison if you’re not a tough guy and have zero connections?
0:45:18 – Shaun explains how he befriended the head of the Mafia & wrote his biography
0:49:25 – Is it okay to lose a prison brawl? And how do you handle a “heart check”?
0:54:40 – Shaun’s criminally insane inmate & the varying Convict Codes from prison to prison
0:57:41 – What being a prison “shot caller” is like & Shaun’s friend Wildman’s time in prison
1:00:01 – Club Fed vs State Prisons & the TV shows/movies that portray prison life accurately
1:04:10 – Shaun tells the story of how he went to prison: Stock trading, raves & selling ecstasy
1:16:01 – Shaun’s days as a party kingpin & getting with 2 women on his wedding day in Vegas
1:24:01 – Shaun gets deep on the dark side of his lifestyle & why stock trading wasn’t enough
1:28:23 – What events led Shaun to give up his exuberant lifestyle?
1:31:15 – Shaun’s explains the experience of ecstasy & his dealings of smuggling it into prison
1:33:23 – The race conflict that ensued in Shaun’s prison (ft. chemical spray & broken noses)
1:41:56 – More on the Convict Code: Inter-race beef, bad hygiene, snitching & more
1:49:18 – Brutal Brotherhood brawls & the complex dynamic between prison guards and gangs
1:55:53 – Woody and Shaun talk stocks and how to read the market
2:00:32 – Shaun plugs his Social Medias, thanks the guys and leaves the show
2:02:36 – Ad read: Postmates
2:03:37 – Joe Rogan has signed podcast exclusivity rights for $100m to Spotify, PKA reacts
2:14:01 – Why Joe Biden would be a good guest on the JRE & more on the Spotify deal
2:26:15 – Vitor Belfort’s juiced return to the Octagon & MorePlatesMoreDate’s TRT concerns
2:30:19 – Vigilante Florida man stops a creepy child-touching priest from giving communion
2:36:18 – James Randi: The man who offered $1m if someone could prove paranormal activity
2:42:01 – Taylor talks Twitch streaming, completing GTA V & what game he’s going to play next
2:44:24 – Kyle recounts his recent eye surgery to painfully remove an unflattering eyelid mole
2:51:05 – Jackie’s unsightly chest mole and more on Kyle’s eye surgery
2:54:30 – Ad read: University of Colorado, Boulder
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2:55:56 – Kyle and Taylor intensely debate skiing & other forms of winter sports
3:00:31 – Taylor’s recent encounter with lazy, large landscapers that left him lamenting
3:06:34 – Woody shares life lessons he learned from dealing with sneaky subcontractors
3:09:20 – Operation Varsity Blues: Rich celebs plead guilty to College admissions bribing
3:13:32 – Taylor permanently damages his keyboard after accidentally spilling water on it!
3:16:29 – Headphone talk: Taylor’s peculiar fashion choice & the guys’ personal preferences
3:21:39 – The best lewd scene from The Wire & the Game of Thrones’ CGI cleavage
3:23:45 – PKA reacts to the Keemstar vs H3H3 drama and why it won’t hurt Daniel Keem
3:30:51 – The Sopranos talk: Discussing the ending, fan theories & the best scenes
3:37:09 – Is The Wire better than The Sopranos? The guys discuss its’ memorable scenes
3:41:01 – The political divide in response to the pandemic lockdown; is it safe to go out yet?
3:44:06 – Reflecting on Shaun Attwood as a guest & PKAs interest in booking other ex-cons
3:46:59 – How Woody would fare in prison & is Solitary Confinement really as bad as they say?
3:49:00 – Taylor’s keyboard is on its final legs to finish the podcast
3:51:51 – Woody decides to call it a show and let Taylor deal with his collapsed keyboard

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