Diabolic Intent - Infinity Gauntlet
Bring Balance to the Multiverse
Hi there! My name’s Amos, and I’ve been tossing together tenuously viable stacks of expensive cardboard since 2015. My two favorite parts of Magic have always been dreaming up whacked-out deck builds and figuring out flavorful card synergies. In Mark Rosewater’s terms, I’m very much a Johnny/Vorthos, which will make a lot of sense once I explain the premise of this series.
Welcome to Diabolic Intent, where we build decks around pop culture villains. We’ll start with some signature cards that represent the villain’s “master plan” and some of their minions, culminating in an absurdly janky but intensely flavorful combo. Using shared cards in their EDHREC pages, we’ll then flesh out the rest of the deck with appropriate strategies, wacky or otherwise.
This Week’s Featured Guest: Our Big Purple Papa
Let’s start this series with a villain we’ve seen a lot of in the past couple years—Thanos! If you’ve never heard of the Mad Titan (no judgment, the rent under that rock must be great), his evil plan harnessed the power of the six Infinity Stones (Reality, Time, Mind, Soul, Space, and Power) to eliminate half of all life in the universe. And (spoiler alert) he did it with a gauntlet that looked kinda like this:
While we obviously can’t run this in the command zone, we do have our very own Iron Man garage gauntlet in the form of:
Commander - Jodah, Archmage Eternal
Look at that, an Infinity Gauntlet in the command zone! Jodah is a very popular commander, mainly because he’s the poster boy for generic five-color goodstuff. Never fear, we’ve got some extreme jank planned for him later in our Infinity Gauntlet Combo.
But even before the Mighty Mitt gets assembled, we have plenty of other spells that can bring balance to the universe:
Jodah can let us castfor half its cost, though it only lets us bring salvation to one of our opponents. is better, but really shows your opponents that the hardest choices require the strongest wills.
Additionally, where would the Magenta Menace be without his Black Order? The recommended commanders for our three “snap” cards give us a wealth of options that are here to help us keep the universe in check, or just revel in our capacity for righteous slaughter.
This guy is perfect for keeping your opponents’ board states in balance, and his hover-y menacing vibe makes him a great flavor fit.
Our Corvus stand-in can appropriately only deal with one blasphemer at a time, but he gets stronger the more he and his friends do so.
Her triggered ability is even better than’s, plus she can make hurt us much less.
It’s the big guy. This guy gets big. Pretty straightforward.
Alright, at this point we’ve got a pretty solid enemies-sacrificing-things theme going, so let’s throw in a few more helpers from these cards’ EDHREC pages.
Infinity Gauntlet Combo
Our pièce de résistance. An eight-piece combo involving(or Jodah), six infinity stones, and a “snap” of our choosing. Let's look at the stones:
Reality Stone -
Who better to represent the shifting and molding of reality than this monstrosity? With, whichever tribe we choose when Morophon enters the battlefield becomes free! Eat your heart out, ; reality can be whatever we want.
Mind Stone -
This card gives us knowledge, (like for your mind), specifically knowledge that we might’ve forgotten (like from our graveyard).
Power Stone -
Some might tell you that power is something dumb like loyalty, or controlling 35% of the film industry, but I think power is being able to cast any instant or sorcery you want for just three mana.
Soul Stone -(Adapted)
Ah yes, mana, the lifeblood and soul of Magic. The Soul Stone requires you to sacrifice something you love, like your daughter, or the tempo of a five-mana Adapt cost.
Space Stone -
The Space Stone lets you open portals and travel anywhere, which fits pretty well with the flavor of this guy bouncing things to our hand.
Time Stone -
This thing’s great at rewinding time, specifically to a time before your creatures were tapped.
And of course we need the snap itself, which in this example will be.
On the battlefield:(choose Human or Wizard), (Adapted), , , .
In hand:, .
- Tap for three blue mana to activate , casting .
- Cast for free (using Morophon/Fist) to return to your hand.
- triggers, untapping and (also Morophon and Tradewind Rider if they’re tapped).
- Tap and to activate , returning Archaeomancer to your hand.
- Repeat as many times as you want. For Maximum Flavor®, target each opponent once, then target yourself, sacrificing the combo pieces to “use the stones to destroy the stones”.
This combo doesn’t actually have to eliminate half of all life in the universe. If we don’t want to castforever to “shred this universe down to its last atom”, we can play something like or if we actually want to, y’know, win the game.
So there’s the combo! It’s big, it’s stupid, it’s flavorful, and it’s probably never gonna happen. With our evil minions and evil plan sorted, let’s take a look at some recommended cards, and see if we can turn this into a semi-functioning deck.
Taking Advantage of Jodah
Cards like these show up a lot on the pages for, and . These show up alongside value generators like , , and . In short, real big stuff, and friends that help us cast them. These are kind of a no-brainer with Jodah as the commander.
Most of these cards are pretty self-explanatory, but I’d be remiss if I didn’t call brief attention to good ol' grandpappy. Not just because it’s the definitive card for this build, but because it can replace four of the cards in our stupid eight-piece combo. It makes it a lot easier to pull off, but only in the sense that it’s easier to commute to work on a donkey than a chinchilla.
While looking through the mana-dork-saturated data page for the card, I realized that if we go with a predominantly creature-based ramp package, it becomes a pseudo for creature spells. Totally worth it, especially with mass dorkifiers like these:
Worth noting that if you have Jodah andon board, plus enough mana dorks to generate WUBRG, all your creature spells are free!
and ’s pages share a lot of cards like this. Powerful enters-the-battlefield effects are an easy theme to add, since many of these creatures are already Commander staples. and are excellent cards, especially when we can bounce them and play them again with or .
Though these cards usually make up a Flicker strategy, we’ve chosen to focus on bouncing for a very specific reason: there’s a tribe of creatures who would very much love to be bounced, but their prohibitively high mana costs make it impractical without Jodahfication. Coming live from the Blind Eternities, it’s everyone’s favorite waking nightmares: the Eldrazi!
Eldrazi cast triggers are crazy powerful, and repeatedly bouncing them and then recasting them for just WUBRG is... well, maybe 'good' isn’t the right word, but it’ll definitely freak out your opponents. And though it is notoriously degenerate, Annihilator works perfectly with our sacrifice theme! How were we not already running?
Switching gears for a second, I spottedon ’s page, and started imagining what shenanigans its effect could enable in this deck. That and are already great for screwing with our opponents, but the ability to bounce our own creatures by playing other creatures lets us pull off some truly magnificent/horrifying jank.
As we learned before,+ Jodah = any one creature type is free. If we choose a creature type that two cards in our hand share, these special bouncer boys let us bounce those two cards back and forth forever (or just a bunch of times in the case of )! Choose Human to bounce and , Wizard to bounce and , Elf to bounce and , or screw it, Eldrazi to bounce and .
(Sidenote: while carefully curating the list of bounceable creatures to make sure they shared enough creature types, I realized that none of these infinite combos actually let you win, so I threw in a.)
with Jodah on the field can net infinite mana with the right lands and another creature to bounce. Her damage ability can’t hit players, but she can gain us infinite life and eliminate most of our opponents’ creatures, artifacts, and enchantments, so that should help. Probably.
Finally, if we can independently afford two creatures using only mana dorks, our old friendlets us bounce them as many times as we want!
A Few Other Helpers
helps us bounce our creatures, gets better at it the more we do it, and loves Eldrazi. (and his friend ) are solid card draw, and they love when you bounce your creatures. is on crack, and in this deck he’s a goddamn triple-decker crack sandwich since he can also bounce your creatures.
Finally, we gotta put in. It’s a solid five-color removal option, but more importantly, flavor-wise (of course), it’s a god-tier weapon that required several special rocks to function.
Throw in some protection for our creatures, a couple removal spells for emergencies, and we’re done!
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So there we have it! However, in the words of the Mad Titan, this decklist is finite, its card limit, finite. It needs correction. Which cards are inevitable, which cards would you snap out of existence, and what devious villain's plot should I reconstruct in the next installment of Diabolic Intent?