Famished Paladin + Sorcerer's Wand

Famished Paladin
Sorcerer's Wand

Requires
All permanents on the battlefield. Sorcerer's Wand attached to Famished Paladin. You have a way to give Famished Paladin lifelink. Famished Paladin does not have summoning sickness.
Steps
  1. Give Famished Paladin lifelink, if needed
  2. Activate Famished Paladin by tapping it, dealing 1 damage to any target and causing you to gain 1 life
  3. Famished Paladin triggers, untapping itself
  4. Repeat from step 2
Results
Infinite damage. Infinite lifegain. Infinite lifegain triggers.