Welcome back to The Chopping Block! The place where we take an average deck and chop it into more refined pieces. With this information, you will be able to create a deck that feels like your own and is competitive to boot. This week we’ll be looking at a series decks to fulfill your mob life fantasy.

"You should never underestimate the predictability of stupidity."

Krenko, Mob Boss is the most notorious crime leaders in the Magic multiverse and for good reason. No other goblin gets quite the same following. The Shattergang Brothers couldn't even touch this mob boss when he whacked the youngest of the three. His dominance can be seen by the sheer number of Krenko players. He's toting a total of 1,285 decks on EDHREC. That makes him the most played red commander out there! His ability to instantly dredge out countless lowlife goblins from his crime syndicate is unparalleled in the game. There isn't even an activation cost for this amazing ability. The only downside is that it requires some goblins in play if you want it to impact the game in any sort of meaningful time. Luckily, goblins are in no shortage on almost any plane. Most Krenko decks stick to the idea of pumping out lots of goblins and attacking for the win. Below you'll find the average decklist for Krenko on EDHREC. This list contains cards chosen because of their frequency of use in the 1,285 decks polled with by EDHREC.

A Goblin You Can't Refuse

Mafia is a process, not a thing. Mafia is a form of clan - cooperation to which it's individual members pledge lifelong loyalty....Friendship, connections, family ties, trust, loyalty, obedience - this was the glue that held us together.

-Joseph Bonanno

Krenkos final deck leaves us to ponder the paradox that is the Goblin Mafia. How does one have organized crime in the chaotical goblin society? I think it may be due to a certain Paradox Engine that Krenko has stashed in a warehouse down on Tin street somewhere. Let's not contemplate on how this contraption ended up in Ravinca, looking at you Jace, but we will not waste the opportunity to fuel our mafia with more members than we thought possible. Somehow there are only 72 decks out of the 1,285 that includes the engine. This card is in general busted in most decks. However, due to Krenkos doubling ability, it takes very few triggers to make take over a game. We do have to attack the deck building at a different angle. We take out quite a few goblins, leaving only those that are cheap or work with Paradox Engine. On top of that, we need to add in mana rocks so that we can continue to cast spells. Finally, there are several effects that easily loop themselves and enable infinite untaps, mana, and creatures.

Our team of hired goons for this deck is based on activated abilities that tap. These work as a backup plan in the event that you can't use Krenko for the turn you go off. Many of them simply deal damage, for instance Lightning Crafter or Goblin Sharpshooter. They double as a win condition, and more importantly removal. Goblin Lookout provides multiple pumps per turn that can add up quickly. Just two activations make the smallest goblin into a 5/1. Our trickest member, Goblin Welder, has some incredibly deceptive interactions with Paradox Engine. Basically, if he's out with the engine you get two artifact activations out of every loop of the engine. Where this becomes important is on turns that you don't have enough mana to continue the loop. If you have a Mind Stone in play and Basalt Monolith in your graveyard, you can tap the Mind Stone for one and swap it out for another three mana. It also provides recursion for the Engine itself. In Commander, many players know things like to come back from the yard, so the Welder can actually sacrifice your engine in response to an exile effect, like Revoke Existence. It also saves it from the graveyard should someone activate a Relic of Progenitus. Welder just fills many of your needs for this deck.

Our artifact package includes 15 mana rocks. These are important because Paradox Engine only untaps nonland permanents and we need to obtain mana each time we untap. We use a slew of other artifacts to help get our win conditions or the engine.

• Urza's Blueprints - Red enjoys card draw attached to a stick. It's worth the echo cost. We've got 15 rocks, so it shouldn't be hard to pay.
• Illuminated Folio - At 1 mana to activate, it's easy to draw another card each turn. It does play better in mono-colored decks.
• Ring of Three Wishes - One of our few tutors. It's recursive with Goblin Welder and unrestrictive on your tutors.
• Planar Bridge - This is great to get Paradox Engine or after we already have it to tutor win conditions.

Once we have the engine in place we need things to help keep triggering it. Drawing cards with our artifacts refill our hands and hopefully get us more spells. Our Goblin Mafia likes to more organized when it comes to going infinite though. Cloudstone Curio works with our cheap goblin spells. Ancestral Statue is one the best loop enablers. It can return itself to hand, so all you need is four mana worth of rocks and another tap effect to win. Crown of Flames is another self-contained enabler of Paradox Engine. It does require two red mana, which can be challenging with our mana rocks. Haze of Rage is one of the cheapest buyback cards available. The pump also just happens to work well with Krenkos ability. Just casting it twice you get +3/+0.

Super Secret Tech

Ixalan has brought us a gem in monored, Vance's Blasting Cannons. Many people are skipping over this enchantment, mainly because the flip side is not great. However, they're missing the beauty that is cheap card draw in a color that doesn't really get it. It does exile the card if you don't use it, but the risk is worth it. It managed to sneak into 2 decks this week. While it's not game-winning, it is card advantage that doesn't attract removal. Compared to a Phyrexian Arena it only cost an additional one. Almost no one would want to waste a Disenchant on this card though. If you manage to flip it over, the land is actually pretty decent. It basically means your opponents can't play a creature with three or less toughness. Then you can still toss three damage at a player right before your turn. Don't just trust me on this, go and try it out for your self in one of your red decks.

The Wrap Up

Krenko is one of the harder commanders to build out. He has a unique ability, but there aren't many ways to use that ability. I've tried to delve into what happens after you've activated the ability or how often you can activate it. Our tribal deck focuses on pumping the tokens we get from Krenko, while not being reliant on his ability to flood the board. However, when you drop him he adds lethal amounts of goblins. Our machine gun damage build uses red token generation, combined with Krenko, to stack triggers on ETB effects This build was the least susceptible to Ghostly Prison cards. The final build used Paradox Engine to power the mafia in the war for Tin street. It brings a combo avenue to a monored deck that usually just goes wide for the win. Each deck has a place in different metas. Choosing how to structure a deck to fit with who play is important to winning and having fun. Each one these decks can be neutered by meta changes. I like to keep multiple builds of decks available. That way you can change the deck between weeks. This keeps your playgroup guessing on what you're playing. Thanks for reading and let me know how you build the charismatic mob boss.