Bilbo, LuckwearerBilbo, Luckwearer | Art by Anna Steinbauer
To my surprise, Magic: The Gathering is going back the the universe of Lord of the Rings with the upcoming set The Hobbit, and we've already got quite a few exciting cards to look at.
The first one that caught my eye was the commander that's the least built so far, Bilbo, LuckwearerBilbo, Luckwearer. He's an unblockable guy who loots, which is already an archetype I'm fond of, and he can also swap our opponents' permanents with our own. That's a pretty unique combination, and I have a bunch of decks he'd be useful in.
Maybe he can even lead his own deck as well! Let's find out.
The Jankiest Way to Use Bilbo, LuckwearerBilbo, Luckwearer
Burglar's Plot is already a pretty great Adventure. We can use it to swap any two permanents that share a card type, so it's an easy way to steal something good. But it does have a downside, the fact that it can only swap cards that share a card type. So what if we tried to work around that downside by giving cards different card types?
We could use Liquimetal TorqueLiquimetal Torque to swap a ForestForest for a Blightsteel ColossusBlightsteel Colossus, or we could animate artifacts with Rise and ShineRise and Shine and swap a ScrapScrap for a Vilis, Broker of BloodVilis, Broker of Blood.
Is this totally unnecessary and a waste of deck space? Yes, a hundred percent. It doesn't even make Burglar's Plot that much better. But if for some reason we really had beef with that restriction, we could make a deck designed to nullify it.
The Most Evil Way to Use Bilbo, LuckwearerBilbo, Luckwearer
Unfortunately, the most evil way to use Bilbo is probably gonna be what the majority of players do with him. Using Burglar's Plot, we can donate the worst permanents ever straight to an opponent's field. We're gonna be trading the best cards our opponents have for Thought EaterThought Eater, Phyrexian SoulgorgerPhyrexian Soulgorger, and TaniwhaTaniwha.
It's gonna be a total nightmare, and I fully expect opponents to groan whenever they see a Bilbo, LuckwearerBilbo, Luckwearer deck pull up. That being said, it's a lot less evil than Jon Irenicus, Shattered OneJon Irenicus, Shattered One, so I can't imagine this Bilbo sees too much play as a commander.
We could also get political with Bilbo, but that's what the intended purpose of Zedruu the GreatheartedZedruu the Greathearted was, and I can assure you not too many people went that direction with it. In fact, I'm sure even Wizards knew what Zedruu was gonna be used for. After all, people had been using DonateDonate to give away Illusions of GrandeurIllusions of Grandeur since 1999.
The point is, if you see a Bilbo, Luckwearer deck, even if the owner claims it's a political deck, be very wary.
The Best Combo With Bilbo, LuckwearerBilbo, Luckwearer
The best combo kind of depends on what we consider to be a "combo," because there are quite a few ways to quickly kill a player using any DonateDonate effect. For example, gifting a Demonic PactDemonic Pact would do the trick. But that's pretty slow. Our opponents have all the time in the world to find a piece of removal, or even a way to sacrifice it.
If we want to end a player's life instantly, try Nefarious LichNefarious Lich and Despotic ScepterDespotic Scepter. Despotic ScepterDespotic Scepter is useless almost anywhere else, but here it can be used to destroy the Lich, killing the player who controls it.
While that combo is great, I know some people consider a combo to be a group of cards that go infinite. Luckily, I've got a great one of those as well.
Vilis, Broker of BloodVilis, Broker of Blood is usually a pretty strong card, one that we wouldn't want to donate. His only real downside is that his draw clause isn't a may ability, in typical Demon fashion.
I think y'all can see where this is going. If we pair it with a card that deals damage whenever an opponent draws, like Underworld DreamsUnderworld Dreams, then Vilis will kill whoever controls it as soon as they lose life or draw a card. Huge bonus points if we manage to swap an opponent's Underworld DreamsUnderworld Dreams for our Vilis!
The Most Competitive Deck for Bilbo, LuckwearerBilbo, Luckwearer
For the first time in the article I'm gonna talk about the creature side of Bilbo, because if we're being honest, five mana to swap permanents isn't all that great. Especially because we have to cast and then bounce Bilbo to do it again!
Control MagicControl Magic has been around for ages, and it certainly has had its moments, but overall it's just not worth running in a focused deck, perhaps because of its unfocused nature. In order for Burglar's Plot and other theft cards to be good, our opponents have to already be doing something better. We'll always be on the back foot!
So I think that Bilbo's best aspect is his creature side, an unblockable 1/1 who loots when he hits. There are a quite a few other similar creatures, like Looter il-KorLooter il-Kor, Suspicious StowawaySuspicious Stowaway, and Shoreline LooterShoreline Looter, who all find a home in Raffine, Scheming SeerRaffine, Scheming Seer. Bilbo fits right in with them. He does the exact same thing, but he also has the option to be a powerful theft spell if needed.
That's a lot of extra utility for a card that was already perfect, and I think Bilbo is amazing in any deck that runs his comrades, like the aforementioned Sphinx.
The Worst Deck for Bilbo, LuckwearerBilbo, Luckwearer
This segment is always a challenge - at least when I don't pick a card that has a clear downside. Bilbo doesn't actually do anything to hurt us, unless we chose to steal a bad card. But what if our opponents got to choose? What if we let them cast the spell?
I've been a fan of Knowledge PoolKnowledge Pool for a long time, and I've built several decks that have revolved around getting that card into play and letting chaos ensue. My inspiration came from a particularly evil variant of the deck by fellow EDHREC author Grant Riehm. This Knowledge PoolKnowledge Pool deck is more control than chaos, and clones Knowledge Pools to create a lock where we get to choose who gets to play which spells.
It's a complicated interaction that I don't fully understand, but there's no better way to mess it up than by letting our opponents gain control of our Knowledge PoolKnowledge Pools, and returning useless things that we intentionally gave them. This is easily the worst place to run Bilbo, LuckwearerBilbo, Luckwearer.
Well, that's one of what I imagine will be many Bilbos from this new set. I'm quite fond of this individual. He's playful, thematic, and genuinely interesting. I really look forward to seeing how his swap ability will affect games when I draw him.
If there's any interesting interactions that you're itching to mention, please do so in the comments, and let me know if I missed anything obvious. I always look forward to hearing what y'all have to say, cause honestly, all of y'all are so smart and knowledgeable about Magic. See ya next time!
Alejandro Fuentes
Alejandro Fuentes's a nerd from Austin Texas who likes building the most unreasonable decks possible, then optimizing them till they're actually good. In his free time, he's either trying to fit complex time signatures into death metal epics, or writing fantasy novels.
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