Bloated Processor (Card)

Bloated Processor
In 8882 decks 0% of 2267743 decks
Joshua Wood
Apr 11, 2023
March of the Machine Set Review - Black
Reviews continue! Up next, the black cards of March of the Machine!
Archidekt
Commander Spellbook
Moxfield
Scryfall
MTGStocks
Brimaz, Blight of Oreskos
67.44% of 7968 decks 5374 decks
Atraxa, Praetors' Voice
2.74% of 35660 decks 977 decks
Glissa, Herald of Predation
67.06% of 1436 decks 963 decks
Omnath, Locus of All
1.47% of 13430 decks 197 decks
Ria Ivor, Bane of Bladehold
11.62% of 1635 decks 190 decks
Vishgraz, the Doomhive
2.81% of 5617 decks 158 decks
Atraxa, Grand Unifier
0.90% of 14631 decks 131 decks
Ixhel, Scion of Atraxa
1.10% of 7289 decks 80 decks
Prava of the Steel Legion // Reyhan, Last of the Abzan
61.45% of 83 decks 51 decks
Sheoldred
3.33% of 1470 decks 49 decks
Thalia and The Gitrog Monster
0.29% of 12840 decks 37 decks
Myrkul, Lord of Bones
0.48% of 7488 decks 36 decks
Elas il-Kor, Sadistic Pilgrim
0.51% of 6503 decks 33 decks
Morophon, the Boundless
0.30% of 9913 decks 30 decks
Teysa Karlov
0.17% of 15565 decks 27 decks
Sheoldred, the Apocalypse
0.26% of 9507 decks 25 decks
Yawgmoth, Thran Physician
0.36% of 5603 decks 20 decks
Tayam, Luminous Enigma
0.31% of 5848 decks 18 decks
New Cards
Treetop Snarespinner
100% of 3 decks +66% synergy
Ravenous Amulet
77% of 26 decks +68% synergy
Banner of Kinship
56% of 106 decks +43% synergy
Quilled Greatwurm
55% of 11 decks +37% synergy
Scrawling Crawler
54% of 170 decks +47% synergy
High Synergy Cards
Progenitor Exarch
84% of 7391 decks +83% synergy
Essence of Orthodoxy
82% of 7586 decks +81% synergy
Metastatic Evangel
83% of 1743 decks +80% synergy
Grafted Butcher
79% of 8882 decks +79% synergy
Norn's Inquisitor
79% of 7586 decks +78% synergy
Elvish Vatkeeper
73% of 2747 decks +73% synergy
Elesh Norn
74% of 7586 decks +72% synergy
Phyrexian Censor
72% of 7586 decks +70% synergy
Filigree Vector
70% of 7586 decks +69% synergy
Glistening Dawn
69% of 2747 decks +69% synergy
Top Cards
Phyrexian Awakening
70% of 7586 decks +69% synergy
Swords to Plowshares
68% of 7586 decks +5% synergy
Tangled Skyline
67% of 2747 decks +66% synergy
Sunfall
65% of 7586 decks +63% synergy
Chrome Host Seedshark
64% of 1509 decks +63% synergy
Compleated Huntmaster
63% of 8882 decks +63% synergy
Cankerbloom
61% of 2869 decks +54% synergy
Ezuri, Stalker of Spheres
61% of 1401 decks +57% synergy
Glissa, Herald of Predation
58% of 2869 decks +57% synergy
Tekuthal, Inquiry Dominus
57% of 1509 decks +54% synergy
Creatures
Mondrak, Glory Dominus
54% of 7586 decks +45% synergy
Massacre Wurm
53% of 8882 decks +49% synergy
Vulpine Harvester
53% of 7586 decks +52% synergy
Skrelv, Defector Mite
51% of 7586 decks +47% synergy
Aron, Benalia's Ruin
51% of 7586 decks +50% synergy
Blight Titan
51% of 8882 decks +50% synergy
Thrummingbird
50% of 1509 decks +47% synergy
Darksteel Splicer
49% of 7586 decks +48% synergy
Mite Overseer
49% of 7586 decks +48% synergy
Urabrask the Hidden
48% of 329 decks +45% synergy
Norn's Choirmaster
47% of 7586 decks +45% synergy
Converter Beast
47% of 2747 decks +47% synergy
Elas il-Kor, Sadistic Pilgrim
45% of 7586 decks +34% synergy
Phyrexian Vindicator
43% of 7586 decks +42% synergy
Phyrexian Obliterator
42% of 8882 decks +40% synergy
Elesh Norn, Grand Cenobite
42% of 7586 decks +36% synergy
Bloated Contaminator
41% of 2869 decks +39% synergy
Evolution Sage
40% of 2869 decks +33% synergy
Enduring Vitality
39% of 62 decks +18% synergy
Scheming Aspirant
38% of 8882 decks +37% synergy
Roaming Throne
38% of 3635 decks +28% synergy
Terror of Towashi
37% of 8882 decks +37% synergy
Glissa Sunslayer
37% of 2869 decks +32% synergy
Jin-Gitaxias
37% of 1509 decks +35% synergy
Attentive Skywarden
37% of 6721 decks +36% synergy
Phyrexian Delver
36% of 8882 decks +35% synergy
Contaminant Grafter
35% of 2869 decks +33% synergy
Ria Ivor, Bane of Bladehold
35% of 7586 decks +34% synergy
Blightbelly Rat
34% of 8882 decks +32% synergy
Vorinclex, Monstrous Raider
34% of 2869 decks +30% synergy
Sheoldred
32% of 8882 decks +29% synergy
Kami of Whispered Hopes
32% of 2869 decks +25% synergy
Phyrexian Rager
30% of 8882 decks +29% synergy
Zimone, Paradox Sculptor
30% of 10 decks +20% synergy
Urabrask, Heretic Praetor
29% of 329 decks +28% synergy
Sheoldred, Whispering One
28% of 8882 decks +23% synergy
Elesh Norn, Mother of Machines
28% of 7586 decks +23% synergy
Urabrask
27% of 329 decks +24% synergy
Myr Convert
27% of 8882 decks +26% synergy
Furnace Gremlin
27% of 212 decks +27% synergy
Vorinclex
27% of 2869 decks +25% synergy
Dreamtide Whale
26% of 210 decks +22% synergy
Zopandrel, Hunger Dominus
26% of 2869 decks +21% synergy
Armored Scrapgorger
26% of 2869 decks +25% synergy
Venerated Rotpriest
25% of 2869 decks +23% synergy
Etali, Primal Conqueror
25% of 270 decks +13% synergy
Agent Frank Horrigan
24% of 751 decks +21% synergy
Bone Shredder
24% of 8882 decks +24% synergy
Winding Constrictor
23% of 2869 decks +19% synergy
Atraxa, Grand Unifier
23% of 1380 decks +17% synergy
Instants
Excise the Imperfect
51% of 7586 decks +49% synergy
Despark
44% of 7586 decks +28% synergy
Atomize
43% of 741 decks +37% synergy
Mortify
37% of 7586 decks +25% synergy
Path to Exile
37% of 7586 decks -9% synergy
Vraska's Fall
34% of 8882 decks +31% synergy
Experimental Augury
32% of 1509 decks +29% synergy
Assimilate Essence
32% of 1430 decks +32% synergy
Beast Within
29% of 2869 decks -10% synergy
Deadly Dispute
28% of 8882 decks +16% synergy
Corrupted Conviction
25% of 8647 decks +19% synergy
Utter End
23% of 7586 decks +16% synergy
Inspiring Call
22% of 2869 decks +15% synergy
Counterspell
22% of 1509 decks -21% synergy
Infectious Bite
22% of 2869 decks +20% synergy
Withering Torment
21% of 325 decks +2% synergy
Go for the Throat
21% of 8882 decks +14% synergy
Prologue to Phyresis
21% of 1509 decks +19% synergy
Putrefy
20% of 2869 decks +4% synergy
Anguished Unmaking
20% of 7586 decks -4% synergy
Assassin's Trophy
19% of 2869 decks -11% synergy
Revitalizing Repast
19% of 534 decks +6% synergy
Heroic Intervention
18% of 2869 decks -12% synergy
Reject Imperfection
17% of 1509 decks +16% synergy
Village Rites
16% of 8882 decks +6% synergy
Ripples of Potential
16% of 452 decks +12% synergy
Whisper of the Dross
13% of 8882 decks +12% synergy
Generous Gift
12% of 7586 decks -13% synergy
Dawn's Truce
12% of 732 decks -4% synergy
Negate
11% of 1509 decks -12% synergy
Seized from Slumber
11% of 160 decks +8% synergy
Teferi's Protection
11% of 7586 decks -9% synergy
Merciless Repurposing
11% of 8882 decks +11% synergy
Dark Ritual
11% of 8882 decks -12% synergy
Serum Snare
10% of 1509 decks +9% synergy
Stroke of Midnight
10% of 3604 decks -2% synergy
Chaos Warp
10% of 329 decks -22% synergy
Steady Progress
10% of 1509 decks +9% synergy
Golgari Charm
10% of 2869 decks +4% synergy
Mutational Advantage
10% of 332 decks +4% synergy
Radstorm
9% of 524 decks +7% synergy
Cyclonic Rift
9% of 1509 decks -19% synergy
Black Sun's Twilight
8% of 8882 decks +7% synergy
Void Rend
8% of 1439 decks -6% synergy
Fuel for the Cause
8% of 1509 decks +7% synergy
Fanatical Offering
8% of 3033 decks +6% synergy
Fell the Profane
8% of 2076 decks -4% synergy
Fracture
7% of 7586 decks +0% synergy
Eviscerator's Insight
7% of 1999 decks +6% synergy
Brokers Confluence
7% of 1380 decks +5% synergy
Sorceries
Cultivate
53% of 2869 decks +7% synergy
White Sun's Twilight
51% of 7586 decks +47% synergy
Unnatural Restoration
51% of 2869 decks +47% synergy
Infectious Inquiry
40% of 8882 decks +37% synergy
Phyrexian Rebirth
39% of 7586 decks +38% synergy
Sunder the Gateway
38% of 6721 decks +38% synergy
Eyes of Gitaxias
37% of 1430 decks +36% synergy
Victimize
36% of 8882 decks +24% synergy
Thirsting Roots
35% of 2869 decks +33% synergy
Night's Whisper
35% of 8882 decks +26% synergy
Rampant Growth
33% of 2869 decks -2% synergy
Kodama's Reach
32% of 2869 decks +0% synergy
Tezzeret's Gambit
30% of 1509 decks +26% synergy
Expand the Sphere
30% of 2869 decks +29% synergy
Farseek
29% of 2869 decks -5% synergy
Drown in Ichor
29% of 8882 decks +27% synergy
Nature's Lore
27% of 2869 decks -5% synergy
Phyresis Outbreak
20% of 8882 decks +19% synergy
Breach the Multiverse
18% of 8882 decks +14% synergy
Blasphemous Edict
17% of 106 decks -17% synergy
Vat Emergence
17% of 8882 decks +16% synergy
Three Visits
16% of 2869 decks -8% synergy
Contentious Plan
15% of 1509 decks +13% synergy
Yawgmoth's Vile Offering
15% of 8882 decks +14% synergy
Searing Barb
15% of 212 decks +15% synergy
Traumatic Revelation
14% of 7962 decks +14% synergy
Damn
13% of 7586 decks -3% synergy
Smell Fear
11% of 2869 decks +10% synergy
Carnivorous Canopy
11% of 2869 decks +10% synergy
Red Sun's Twilight
11% of 329 decks +9% synergy
Storm the Seedcore
10% of 1738 decks +9% synergy
Insatiable Avarice
9% of 2286 decks +4% synergy
Demonic Tutor
9% of 8882 decks -13% synergy
Vivisurgeon's Insight
9% of 1509 decks +8% synergy
Noxious Assault
9% of 2869 decks +8% synergy
Ambition's Cost
9% of 8882 decks +7% synergy
Triumph of the Hordes
9% of 2869 decks +5% synergy
Ruinous Ultimatum
8% of 273 decks -10% synergy
Diabolic Intent
8% of 8882 decks -1% synergy
Sign in Blood
8% of 8882 decks -2% synergy
Ezuri's Predation
8% of 2869 decks +5% synergy
Requisition Raid
8% of 1944 decks +4% synergy
Fangs of Kalonia
7% of 407 decks +4% synergy
Lich-Knights' Conquest
7% of 4259 decks +4% synergy
Read the Bones
7% of 8882 decks -1% synergy
Toxic Deluge
6% of 8882 decks -11% synergy
Green Sun's Twilight
6% of 2869 decks +5% synergy
Planewide Celebration
6% of 2869 decks +5% synergy
Glimpse the Impossible
6% of 69 decks +4% synergy
Eerie Ultimatum
6% of 1832 decks -7% synergy
Utility Artifacts
Throne of Geth
45% of 8882 decks +44% synergy
Ozolith, the Shattered Spire
36% of 2869 decks +30% synergy
Bitterthorn, Nissa's Animus
35% of 8882 decks +33% synergy
Norn's Wellspring
34% of 7586 decks +33% synergy
Ashnod's Altar
25% of 8882 decks +17% synergy
Vat of Rebirth
24% of 8882 decks +22% synergy
Wayfarer's Bauble
24% of 8882 decks +14% synergy
Urabrask's Forge
19% of 329 decks +17% synergy
Idol of Oblivion
18% of 8882 decks +13% synergy
Inspiring Statuary
17% of 8882 decks +15% synergy
Skullclamp
17% of 8882 decks +5% synergy
Nettlecyst
16% of 8882 decks +14% synergy
Herald's Horn
15% of 8882 decks +9% synergy
Swiftfoot Boots
15% of 8882 decks -13% synergy
Lightning Greaves
14% of 8882 decks -11% synergy
The Ozolith
14% of 8882 decks +11% synergy
Contagion Clasp
13% of 8882 decks +12% synergy
Realmbreaker, the Invasion Tree
13% of 8882 decks +12% synergy
Argent Dais
12% of 1761 decks +12% synergy
Urza's Incubator
10% of 8882 decks +7% synergy
Marauding Dreadship
10% of 212 decks +10% synergy
Contagion Engine
10% of 8882 decks +9% synergy
Sculpting Steel
9% of 8882 decks +7% synergy
Vanquisher's Banner
9% of 8882 decks +5% synergy
Phyrexian Altar
8% of 8882 decks +4% synergy
Phyrexian Ironworks
8% of 49 decks +8% synergy
Portal to Phyrexia
8% of 8882 decks +6% synergy
Hedron Archive
8% of 8882 decks +5% synergy
Weatherlight Compleated
7% of 8882 decks +7% synergy
Norn's Annex
7% of 7586 decks +4% synergy
Thousand Moons Smithy
6% of 2679 decks +3% synergy
Sword of Truth and Justice
6% of 8882 decks +5% synergy
Tarrian's Journal
6% of 3759 decks +4% synergy
Ichormoon Gauntlet
5% of 1509 decks +3% synergy
Fist of Suns
5% of 260 decks -2% synergy
Infested Fleshcutter
5% of 7586 decks +5% synergy
Enchantments
Blighted Burgeoning
56% of 2747 decks +55% synergy
Sculpted Perfection
51% of 7586 decks +50% synergy
Phyrexian Arena
50% of 8882 decks +35% synergy
Skrelv's Hive
48% of 7586 decks +44% synergy
Caretaker's Talent
47% of 518 decks +34% synergy
Corruption of Towashi
47% of 1430 decks +46% synergy
Innkeeper's Talent
45% of 264 decks +36% synergy
Gift of Compleation
37% of 8882 decks +36% synergy
Norn's Decree
29% of 7586 decks +27% synergy
Dazzling Theater // Prop Room
29% of 195 decks +8% synergy
Feast of the Victorious Dead
27% of 4423 decks +24% synergy
Doubling Season
25% of 2869 decks +16% synergy
Leyline of the Guildpact
25% of 65 decks +1% synergy
All Will Be One
24% of 329 decks +21% synergy
Inexorable Tide
23% of 1509 decks +21% synergy
Etchings of the Chosen
23% of 7586 decks +20% synergy
Phyrexian Scriptures
23% of 8882 decks +21% synergy
Anointed Procession
18% of 7586 decks +9% synergy
Brokers Ascendancy
18% of 1380 decks +10% synergy
Hardened Scales
17% of 2869 decks +8% synergy
Annie Joins Up
17% of 60 decks -2% synergy
Smothering Tithe
15% of 7586 decks -10% synergy
Meathook Massacre II
14% of 393 decks +10% synergy
Parallel Lives
14% of 2869 decks +7% synergy
Court of Garenbrig
14% of 1108 decks +10% synergy
Leyline of Transformation
11% of 56 decks +8% synergy
Vraska Joins Up
10% of 610 decks +5% synergy
Rhystic Study
10% of 1509 decks -17% synergy
Tribute to the World Tree
10% of 2869 decks +2% synergy
Resourceful Defense
10% of 7586 decks +9% synergy
Phyrexian Reclamation
10% of 8882 decks +6% synergy
Moldervine Reclamation
8% of 2869 decks -1% synergy
Black Market Connections
8% of 8882 decks -3% synergy
Kindred Discovery
7% of 1509 decks +0% synergy
Garruk's Uprising
7% of 2869 decks -8% synergy
Stocking the Pantry
7% of 146 decks +4% synergy
Primal Vigor
7% of 2869 decks +4% synergy
Necrogen Communion
6% of 8882 decks +5% synergy
Trouble in Pairs
6% of 2221 decks -1% synergy
Insidious Roots
6% of 768 decks -3% synergy
Mesmerizing Dose
5% of 1509 decks +5% synergy
Mirari's Wake
5% of 1832 decks -9% synergy
Black Market
5% of 8882 decks +1% synergy
Battles
Invasion of New Capenna
24% of 6721 decks +23% synergy
Invasion of Tolvada
7% of 6721 decks +6% synergy
Invasion of Alara
7% of 252 decks +4% synergy
Invasion of Zendikar
6% of 2798 decks +4% synergy
Invasion of Shandalar
5% of 2747 decks +5% synergy
Invasion of Pyrulea
5% of 1334 decks +5% synergy
Planeswalkers
Vraska, Betrayal's Sting
40% of 8882 decks +37% synergy
Nissa, Ascended Animist
20% of 2869 decks +18% synergy
Ajani, Sleeper Agent
14% of 1832 decks +12% synergy
Lukka, Bound to Ruin
13% of 270 decks +13% synergy
Tamiyo, Compleated Sage
10% of 1401 decks +8% synergy
Tezzeret, Betrayer of Flesh
6% of 1509 decks +4% synergy
Utility Lands
Karn's Bastion
68% of 8882 decks +63% synergy
Vault of the Archangel
51% of 7586 decks +40% synergy
Bojuka Bog
49% of 8882 decks +19% synergy
Three Tree City
33% of 994 decks +23% synergy
Phyrexian Tower
16% of 8882 decks +7% synergy
The Autonomous Furnace
15% of 329 decks +14% synergy
Urborg, Tomb of Yawgmoth
14% of 8882 decks +5% synergy
Reliquary Tower
13% of 8882 decks -17% synergy
Rogue's Passage
13% of 8882 decks -7% synergy
Minas Tirith
11% of 4076 decks +2% synergy
The Surgical Bay
10% of 1509 decks +10% synergy
Gavony Township
10% of 1832 decks +1% synergy
The Hunter Maze
10% of 2869 decks +9% synergy
Drannith Ruins
9% of 5326 decks +9% synergy
Fountainport
9% of 647 decks +5% synergy
Boseiju, Who Endures
8% of 2869 decks -12% synergy
Cabal Coffers
8% of 8882 decks -3% synergy
Restless Fortress
7% of 3647 decks +4% synergy
Takenuma, Abandoned Mire
7% of 8882 decks -4% synergy
High Market
7% of 8882 decks +4% synergy
The Dross Pits
6% of 8882 decks +6% synergy
The Fair Basilica
6% of 7586 decks +5% synergy
Ancient Den
6% of 7586 decks +1% synergy
Restless Cottage
6% of 1186 decks +1% synergy
Vault of Whispers
6% of 8882 decks +1% synergy
Inkmoth Nexus
5% of 8882 decks +4% synergy
Temple of the False God
5% of 8882 decks -4% synergy
Mana Artifacts
Sol Ring
87% of 8882 decks +3% synergy
Arcane Signet
84% of 8882 decks +12% synergy
Orzhov Signet
54% of 7586 decks +27% synergy
Talisman of Hierarchy
50% of 7586 decks +26% synergy
Patchwork Banner
48% of 805 decks +38% synergy
Everflowing Chalice
37% of 8882 decks +32% synergy
Mind Stone
31% of 8882 decks +13% synergy
Commander's Sphere
27% of 8882 decks +12% synergy
Glistening Sphere
25% of 8882 decks +24% synergy
Astral Cornucopia
21% of 8882 decks +20% synergy
Staff of Compleation
20% of 8882 decks +19% synergy
Golgari Signet
19% of 2869 decks +7% synergy
Fellwar Stone
13% of 8882 decks -8% synergy
Talisman of Resilience
12% of 2869 decks +0% synergy
Chromatic Lantern
9% of 8882 decks -0% synergy
Rakdos Signet
8% of 329 decks -21% synergy
Tablet of Compleation
8% of 8882 decks +7% synergy
Phyrexian Atlas
7% of 8882 decks +6% synergy
Orzhov Locket
7% of 7586 decks +6% synergy
Dimir Signet
6% of 1509 decks -23% synergy
Replicating Ring
6% of 8882 decks +4% synergy
Selesnya Signet
6% of 1832 decks -3% synergy
Talisman of Indulgence
5% of 329 decks -21% synergy
Lands
Command Tower
87% of 8882 decks +13% synergy
Path of Ancestry
64% of 8882 decks +43% synergy
Tainted Field
54% of 7586 decks +41% synergy
Shineshadow Snarl
53% of 7586 decks +41% synergy
Fetid Heath
52% of 7586 decks +41% synergy
Temple of Silence
47% of 7586 decks +29% synergy
The Seedcore
46% of 8882 decks +45% synergy
Exotic Orchard
45% of 8882 decks +9% synergy
Caves of Koilos
39% of 7586 decks +11% synergy
Isolated Chapel
39% of 7586 decks +11% synergy
Godless Shrine
35% of 7586 decks -5% synergy
Sandsteppe Citadel
35% of 1832 decks +9% synergy
Indatha Triome
32% of 1832 decks +1% synergy
Spara's Headquarters
32% of 1380 decks -0% synergy
Arcane Sanctum
32% of 1439 decks +4% synergy
Opulent Palace
31% of 1401 decks +5% synergy
Goldmire Bridge
31% of 7586 decks +26% synergy
Overgrown Tomb
31% of 2869 decks -12% synergy
Raffine's Tower
30% of 1439 decks +3% synergy
Evolving Wilds
30% of 8882 decks +9% synergy
Zagoth Triome
29% of 1401 decks -1% synergy
Seaside Citadel
29% of 1380 decks +3% synergy
Vault of Champions
27% of 7586 decks +2% synergy
Woodland Cemetery
27% of 2869 decks -1% synergy
Temple Garden
26% of 1832 decks -14% synergy
Terramorphic Expanse
26% of 8882 decks +10% synergy
The World Tree
26% of 260 decks -8% synergy
Breeding Pool
26% of 1401 decks -15% synergy
Hallowed Fountain
25% of 1439 decks -16% synergy
Jetmir's Garden
24% of 264 decks -9% synergy
Watery Grave
24% of 1509 decks -17% synergy
Mirrex
24% of 8882 decks +23% synergy
Ziatora's Proving Ground
24% of 270 decks -8% synergy
Canopy Vista
23% of 1832 decks -13% synergy
Necroblossom Snarl
23% of 2869 decks +11% synergy
Llanowar Wastes
23% of 2869 decks -3% synergy
Temple of Malady
23% of 2869 decks +6% synergy
Undergrowth Stadium
22% of 2869 decks -4% synergy
Deceptive Landscape
22% of 218 decks +9% synergy
Spire of Industry
22% of 8882 decks +19% synergy
Tainted Wood
22% of 2869 decks +9% synergy
Xander's Lounge
21% of 271 decks -6% synergy
Hushwood Verge
20% of 49 decks +0% synergy
Ketria Triome
20% of 260 decks -13% synergy
Orzhov Basilica
20% of 7586 decks +4% synergy
Golgari Rot Farm
20% of 2869 decks +2% synergy
Savai Triome
19% of 273 decks -8% synergy
Desolate Mire
19% of 2151 decks +12% synergy
Shattered Sanctum
19% of 7586 decks +6% synergy
Jungle Hollow
18% of 2869 decks +9% synergy