The Thirteenth Doctor + Squee, the Immortal + Crystalline Crawler + Phyrexian Altar + Branching Evolution

The Thirteenth Doctor
Squee, the Immortal
Crystalline Crawler
Phyrexian Altar
Branching Evolution

Requires
The Thirteenth Doctor must be on the battlefield. Squee, the Immortal must be on the battlefield. Crystalline Crawler must be on the battlefield. Phyrexian Altar must be on the battlefield. Branching Evolution must be on the battlefield. Mana needed: 1
Steps
  1. Activate Phyrexian Altar by sacrificing Squee, adding .
  2. Cast Squee from your graveyard by paying 1.
  3. The Thirteenth Doctor's first ability triggers, putting two +1/+1 counters on Crystalline Crawler.
  4. Activate Crystalline Crawler's first ability twice by removing two +1/+1 counters from it, adding 1.
  5. Repeat.
Results
Infinite death triggers. Infinite ETB. Infinite LTB. Infinite sacrifice triggers. Infinite storm count.

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