Dark RitualDark Ritual | Art by Gregg Schigiel
It's Monday, June 1st, and Wizards of the Coast is wasting absolutely no time this month*! In addition to the soft launch of Mood Swings, the new game by Magic: The Gathering Head Designer Mark Rosewater, Wizards is also launching a brand-new Secret Lair Superdrop! Let's also waste no time whatsoever and discuss what's in the Cats Are the Best Superdrop! In this article, you'll find a whole litter of reprinted cards, as well as their price point on the Secret Lair webstore as they drop at 9 AM Pacific (or 12 Noon Eastern) (*: on June 15th). Like it's a plate of lasagna**, let's dig in!
Secret Lair x Garfield: Motivationally Challenged
Despite these drops officially launching on a Monday, Garfield makes a (reluctant) appearance! This drop (one of three involving the iconic orange feline not named Heathcliff) hearkens back to the ever-popular motivational posters of the 1990s and beyond, with a Magic twist.
The contents of Secret Lair x Garfield: Motivationally Challenged include the following:
- 1x Rin and Seri, InseparableRin and Seri, Inseparable as "Garfield and Odie, Best Buds"
- 1x Orim's ChantOrim's Chant as "Talk to the Paw"
- 1x PonderPonder as "Hang in There"
- 1x Beast WithinBeast Within as "I Hate Mondays"
- 1x Sol RingSol Ring
Garfield: As Intended
The second Garfield drop of three is called Garfield: As Intended, a play on, and homage to, the famous phrase "Magic as Richard Garfield intended". The five cards in this drop are iconic cards originally printed in the first set of the game, and have been fitted with comic strip art of the cantankerous, ravenous Garfield himself (not the Magic creator, but the cat).
As Intended contains the following five cards:
- 1x Swords to PlowsharesSwords to Plowshares
- 1x CounterspellCounterspell
- 1x Dark RitualDark Ritual
- 1x EarthquakeEarthquake
- 1x FogFog
Garfield: Our Only Thought Is To Entertain You
This is the trippy, goofy, absurdist third Garfield drop of the superdrop. We will just let the text description of this Secret Lair drop explain the concept:
Underneath the naps, lasagna, and everyday contempt, Garfield has always been a born entertainer—provided "entertainer" includes terrible judgment, unchecked appetite, and the kind of comic logic that says one bad impulse should blossom into a full-blown hallucination.
Our Only Thought Is To Entertain You contains the following five cards:
- 1x It That Betrays|SLD|2673
- 1x Maddening Cacophony|SLD|2674
- 1x Maddening Hex|SLD|2675
- 1x Hunter's Insight|SLD|2676
- 1x Molten Collapse|SLD|2677
Purr Majesty
Purr Majesty is a creation of artist Vanessa Stockard. If you've ever doted on your dear, darling ragamuffin kitty cat, you'll know exactly the passion that went into this drop.
Purr Majesty contains the following five cards:
- 1x Court of Grace|SLD|2685
- 1x Reverent Mantra|SLD|2686
- 1x Windborn Muse|SLD|2687
- 1x Queen Marchesa|SLD|2688
- 1x Ruinous Ultimatum|SLD|2689
Witch's Familiar
The artist SimzArt is another devotee of the feline, and like Vanessa Stockard's drop, this drop surely shows that devotion.
Witch's Familiar contains the following cards:
- 1x Sheltered by GhostsSheltered by Ghosts
- 1x Spirit of the HearthSpirit of the Hearth
- 1x Witch EnchanterWitch Enchanter
- 1x Wayfarer's BaubleWayfarer's Bauble
- 1x Boseiju, Who Shelters AllBoseiju, Who Shelters All
Secret Lair x Felix the Cat: Magic Bag of Tricks
Talk about a blast from the past! Felix the Cat is a very old property, and is now very much entrenched in the public domain (for the most part; DreamWorks Animation currently owns the rights to later iterations of the character). But hey, let's see what Magic has done for this mangy cat!
Secret Lair x Felix the Cat: Magic Bag of Tricks contains the following five cards:
- 1x Future SightFuture Sight
- 1x Time StretchTime Stretch
- 1x BarrowgoyfBarrowgoyf as "Feral Felix"
- 1x Throes of ChaosThroes of Chaos
- 1x Mind's EyeMind's Eye
Conclusion
These drops will all be sold at the price of $29.99 in nonfoil and $39.99 in traditional foil.
And now, let's open the floor to you, dear readers! Are you planning to pick up any of these Secret Lair drops on June 15th? My cat never lets me pick her up, but much like her, I might bite for a couple of these. Maybe. We'll see how much Monday likes me. But also, how do you feel about the drops included in this Superdrop? Let us know your thoughts in the comments below!
(*: Please do not feed your cats lasagna. They cannot actually digest bovine dairy properly, contrary to popular belief, and you risk causing extreme medical harm to your cat by feeding them the kinds of spices commonly found in Italian cuisine. Who even came up with those ideas?)
Josh Nelson
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