Average Deck for Shirei, Shizo's Caretaker - Expensive Weenies
Shirei, Shizo's Caretaker
Rank #345
3decks
Jun 3, 2026
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Creatures, Lands, and Nothing Else, With Arnyn, Deathbloom Botanist
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Decklist
Commander
- 1Shirei, Shizo's CaretakerShirei, Shizo's Caretaker
Creatures (34)
- 1Arnyn, Deathbloom BotanistArnyn, Deathbloom Botanist
- 1Ayara, First of LocthwainAyara, First of Locthwain
- 1Big Game HunterBig Game Hunter
- 1Blood ArtistBlood Artist
- 1Bone ShredderBone Shredder
- 1Cadaver ImpCadaver Imp
- 1Canoptek Scarab SwarmCanoptek Scarab Swarm
- 1Carrion FeederCarrion Feeder
- 1Cauldron FamiliarCauldron Familiar
- 1Clattering AugurClattering Augur
- 1Disciple of PerditionDisciple of Perdition
- 1Dream BeaversDream Beavers
- 1Dusk Legion ZealotDusk Legion Zealot
- 1Greedy FreebooterGreedy Freebooter
- 1Grim HaruspexGrim Haruspex
- 1Marionette ApprenticeMarionette Apprentice
- 1Morbid OpportunistMorbid Opportunist
- 1Novice OccultistNovice Occultist
- 1Pitiless PlundererPitiless Plunderer
- 1Priest of Forgotten GodsPriest of Forgotten Gods
- 1Scorn-Blade BerserkerScorn-Blade Berserker
- 1Serrated ScorpionSerrated Scorpion
- 1Sidisi, Regent of the MireSidisi, Regent of the Mire
- 1Sifter of SkullsSifter of Skulls
- 1Sinister GnarlbarkSinister Gnarlbark
- 1Skullport MerchantSkullport Merchant
- 1Stitcher's SupplierStitcher's Supplier
- 1Tattered MummyTattered Mummy
- 1Vengeful BloodwitchVengeful Bloodwitch
- 1Viscera SeerViscera Seer
- 1Warren SoultraderWarren Soultrader
- 1Weaponcraft EnthusiastWeaponcraft Enthusiast
- 1Yarok's FenlurkerYarok's Fenlurker
- 1Zulaport CutthroatZulaport Cutthroat
Instants (4)
- 1Fell the ProfaneFell the Profane
- 1Imp's MischiefImp's Mischief
- 1Malakir RebirthMalakir Rebirth
- 1Shoot the SheriffShoot the Sheriff
Sorceries (5)
- 1Feed the SwarmFeed the Swarm
- 1Living DeathLiving Death
- 1Night's WhisperNight's Whisper
- 1Read the BonesRead the Bones
- 1UnearthUnearth
Artifacts (11)
- 1Arcane SignetArcane Signet
- 1Ashnod's AltarAshnod's Altar
- 1Bolas's CitadelBolas's Citadel
- 1Champion's HelmChampion's Helm
- 1Fellwar StoneFellwar Stone
- 1Jet MedallionJet Medallion
- 1Phyrexian AltarPhyrexian Altar
- 1Sol RingSol Ring
- 1Tarrian's JournalTarrian's Journal
- 1The Soul StoneThe Soul Stone
- 1Thought VesselThought Vessel
Enchantments (8)
- 1Bastion of RemembranceBastion of Remembrance
- 1Changing LoyaltyChanging Loyalty
- 1Dark PrivilegeDark Privilege
- 1Exquisite BloodExquisite Blood
- 1Funeral Room // Awakening HallFuneral Room // Awakening Hall
- 1Grave PactGrave Pact
- 1Teval's JudgmentTeval's Judgment
- 1The Meathook MassacreThe Meathook Massacre
Lands (37)
- 1Ancient TombAncient Tomb
- 1Barren MoorBarren Moor
- 1Hostile HostelHostile Hostel
- 1Mortuary MireMortuary Mire
- 1Phyrexian TowerPhyrexian Tower
- 1Spymaster's VaultSpymaster's Vault
- 28SwampSwamp
- 1Urborg, Tomb of YawgmothUrborg, Tomb of Yawgmoth
- 1Westvale AbbeyWestvale Abbey
- 1Witch's CottageWitch's Cottage
Arnyn, Deathbloom Botanist
Arnyn, Deathbloom Botanist
Ayara, First of Locthwain
Ayara, First of Locthwain
Big Game Hunter
Big Game Hunter
Blood Artist
Blood Artist
Bone Shredder
Bone Shredder
Cadaver Imp
Cadaver Imp
Canoptek Scarab Swarm
Canoptek Scarab Swarm
Carrion Feeder
Carrion Feeder
Cauldron Familiar
Cauldron Familiar
Clattering Augur
Clattering Augur
Disciple of Perdition
Disciple of Perdition
Dream Beavers
Dream Beavers
Dusk Legion Zealot
Dusk Legion Zealot
Greedy Freebooter
Greedy Freebooter
Grim Haruspex
Grim Haruspex
Marionette Apprentice
Marionette Apprentice
Morbid Opportunist
Morbid Opportunist
Novice Occultist
Novice Occultist
Pitiless Plunderer
Pitiless Plunderer
Priest of Forgotten Gods
Priest of Forgotten Gods
Scorn-Blade Berserker
Scorn-Blade Berserker
Serrated Scorpion
Serrated Scorpion
Sidisi, Regent of the Mire
Sidisi, Regent of the Mire
Sifter of Skulls
Sifter of Skulls
Sinister Gnarlbark
Sinister Gnarlbark
Skullport Merchant
Skullport Merchant
Stitcher's Supplier
Stitcher's Supplier
Tattered Mummy
Tattered Mummy
Vengeful Bloodwitch
Vengeful Bloodwitch
Viscera Seer
Viscera Seer
Warren Soultrader
Warren Soultrader
Weaponcraft Enthusiast
Weaponcraft Enthusiast
Yarok's Fenlurker
Yarok's Fenlurker
Zulaport Cutthroat
Zulaport Cutthroat
Instants (4)
Fell the Profane
Fell the Profane
Imp's Mischief
Imp's Mischief
Malakir Rebirth
Malakir Rebirth
Shoot the Sheriff
Shoot the Sheriff
Sorceries (5)
Feed the Swarm
Feed the Swarm
Living Death
Living Death
Night's Whisper
Night's Whisper
Read the Bones
Read the Bones
Unearth
Unearth
Artifacts (11)
Arcane Signet
Arcane Signet
Ashnod's Altar
Ashnod's Altar
Bolas's Citadel
Bolas's Citadel
Champion's Helm
Champion's Helm
Fellwar Stone
Fellwar Stone
Jet Medallion
Jet Medallion
Phyrexian Altar
Phyrexian Altar
Sol Ring
Sol Ring
Tarrian's Journal
Tarrian's Journal
The Soul Stone
The Soul Stone
Thought Vessel
Thought Vessel
Enchantments (8)
Bastion of Remembrance
Bastion of Remembrance
Changing Loyalty
Changing Loyalty
Dark Privilege
Dark Privilege
Exquisite Blood
Exquisite Blood
Funeral Room // Awakening Hall
Funeral Room // Awakening Hall
Grave Pact
Grave Pact
Teval's Judgment
Teval's Judgment
The Meathook Massacre
The Meathook Massacre
Lands (9)
Ancient Tomb
Ancient Tomb
Barren Moor
Barren Moor
Hostile Hostel
Hostile Hostel
Mortuary Mire
Mortuary Mire
Phyrexian Tower
Phyrexian Tower
Spymaster's Vault
Spymaster's Vault
Urborg, Tomb of Yawgmoth
Urborg, Tomb of Yawgmoth
Westvale Abbey
Westvale Abbey
Witch's Cottage
Witch's Cottage
Basics (1)
Swamp
28 Swamp