Average Deck for Shirei, Shizo's Caretaker - Expensive Weenies
Shirei, Shizo's Caretaker
Rank #345
3decks
Jun 3, 2026
Am I the Bolas? - Scummy Infect Player
Is teaming up to remove the player wrecking your board scummy, or just smart threat assessment?
Apr 27, 2026
Creatures, Lands, and Nothing Else, With Arnyn, Deathbloom Botanist
Can we pull off a mono-black life drain Commander deck with only creatures and lands? With Arnyn, Deathbloom Botanist, it seems highly likely.
Decklist
Commander
- 1Shirei, Shizo's CaretakerShirei, Shizo's Caretaker
Creatures (38)
- 1Arnyn, Deathbloom BotanistArnyn, Deathbloom Botanist
- 1Ayara, First of LocthwainAyara, First of Locthwain
- 1Azog, Moria's RuinAzog, Moria's Ruin
- 1Big Game HunterBig Game Hunter
- 1Blood ArtistBlood Artist
- 1Bloodthrone VampireBloodthrone Vampire
- 1Bone ShredderBone Shredder
- 1Carrion FeederCarrion Feeder
- 1Clattering AugurClattering Augur
- 1Disciple of PerditionDisciple of Perdition
- 1Dockside ChefDockside Chef
- 1Dream BeaversDream Beavers
- 1Dusk Legion ZealotDusk Legion Zealot
- 1Greedy FreebooterGreedy Freebooter
- 1Infestation SageInfestation Sage
- 1Magic PotMagic Pot
- 1Marionette ApprenticeMarionette Apprentice
- 1Merchant of VenomMerchant of Venom
- 1Morbid OpportunistMorbid Opportunist
- 1Novice OccultistNovice Occultist
- 1Orcish BowmastersOrcish Bowmasters
- 1Pawn of UlamogPawn of Ulamog
- 1Pitiless PlundererPitiless Plunderer
- 1Priest of Forgotten GodsPriest of Forgotten Gods
- 1Serrated ScorpionSerrated Scorpion
- 1Shambling GhastShambling Ghast
- 1Sifter of SkullsSifter of Skulls
- 1Sinister GnarlbarkSinister Gnarlbark
- 1Skullport MerchantSkullport Merchant
- 1Sultai EmissarySultai Emissary
- 1Syr Konrad, the GrimSyr Konrad, the Grim
- 1Tattered MummyTattered Mummy
- 1Vengeful BloodwitchVengeful Bloodwitch
- 1Viscera SeerViscera Seer
- 1Warren SoultraderWarren Soultrader
- 1Weaponcraft EnthusiastWeaponcraft Enthusiast
- 1Yawgmoth, Thran PhysicianYawgmoth, Thran Physician
- 1Zulaport CutthroatZulaport Cutthroat
Instants (6)
- 1Deadly DisputeDeadly Dispute
- 1Fell the ProfaneFell the Profane
- 1Malakir RebirthMalakir Rebirth
- 1Shoot the SheriffShoot the Sheriff
- 1Village RitesVillage Rites
- 1Withering TormentWithering Torment
Sorceries (4)
- 1Agadeem's AwakeningAgadeem's Awakening
- 1Demonic TutorDemonic Tutor
- 1Feed the SwarmFeed the Swarm
- 1Toxic DelugeToxic Deluge
Artifacts (9)
- 1Arcane SignetArcane Signet
- 1Ashnod's AltarAshnod's Altar
- 1Expedition MapExpedition Map
- 1Jet MedallionJet Medallion
- 1Lightning GreavesLightning Greaves
- 1Phyrexian AltarPhyrexian Altar
- 1Sol RingSol Ring
- 1Swiftfoot BootsSwiftfoot Boots
- 1The Soul StoneThe Soul Stone
Enchantments (7)
- 1Bastion of RemembranceBastion of Remembrance
- 1Dictate of ErebosDictate of Erebos
- 1Fallen IdealFallen Ideal
- 1Grave PactGrave Pact
- 1Phyrexian ReclamationPhyrexian Reclamation
- 1Ripples of UndeathRipples of Undeath
- 1The Meathook MassacreThe Meathook Massacre
Lands (35)
- 1Ancient TombAncient Tomb
- 1Bojuka BogBojuka Bog
- 1Crystal VeinCrystal Vein
- 1Hostile HostelHostile Hostel
- 1Midgar, City of MakoMidgar, City of Mako
- 1Mortuary MireMortuary Mire
- 1Nykthos, Shrine to NyxNykthos, Shrine to Nyx
- 1Phyrexian TowerPhyrexian Tower
- 1Spymaster's VaultSpymaster's Vault
- 24SwampSwamp
- 1Urborg, Tomb of YawgmothUrborg, Tomb of Yawgmoth
- 1Witch's CottageWitch's Cottage
Arnyn, Deathbloom Botanist
Arnyn, Deathbloom Botanist
Ayara, First of Locthwain
Ayara, First of Locthwain
Azog, Moria's Ruin
Azog, Moria's Ruin
Big Game Hunter
Big Game Hunter
Blood Artist
Blood Artist
Bloodthrone Vampire
Bloodthrone Vampire
Bone Shredder
Bone Shredder
Carrion Feeder
Carrion Feeder
Clattering Augur
Clattering Augur
Disciple of Perdition
Disciple of Perdition
Dockside Chef
Dockside Chef
Dream Beavers
Dream Beavers
Dusk Legion Zealot
Dusk Legion Zealot
Greedy Freebooter
Greedy Freebooter
Infestation Sage
Infestation Sage
Magic Pot
Magic Pot
Marionette Apprentice
Marionette Apprentice
Merchant of Venom
Merchant of Venom
Morbid Opportunist
Morbid Opportunist
Novice Occultist
Novice Occultist
Orcish Bowmasters
Orcish Bowmasters
Pawn of Ulamog
Pawn of Ulamog
Pitiless Plunderer
Pitiless Plunderer
Priest of Forgotten Gods
Priest of Forgotten Gods
Serrated Scorpion
Serrated Scorpion
Shambling Ghast
Shambling Ghast
Sifter of Skulls
Sifter of Skulls
Sinister Gnarlbark
Sinister Gnarlbark
Skullport Merchant
Skullport Merchant
Sultai Emissary
Sultai Emissary
Syr Konrad, the Grim
Syr Konrad, the Grim
Tattered Mummy
Tattered Mummy
Vengeful Bloodwitch
Vengeful Bloodwitch
Viscera Seer
Viscera Seer
Warren Soultrader
Warren Soultrader
Weaponcraft Enthusiast
Weaponcraft Enthusiast
Yawgmoth, Thran Physician
Yawgmoth, Thran Physician
Zulaport Cutthroat
Zulaport Cutthroat
Instants (6)
Deadly Dispute
Deadly Dispute
Fell the Profane
Fell the Profane
Malakir Rebirth
Malakir Rebirth
Shoot the Sheriff
Shoot the Sheriff
Village Rites
Village Rites
Withering Torment
Withering Torment
Sorceries (4)
Agadeem's Awakening
Agadeem's Awakening
Demonic Tutor
Demonic Tutor
Feed the Swarm
Feed the Swarm
Toxic Deluge
Toxic Deluge
Artifacts (9)
Arcane Signet
Arcane Signet
Ashnod's Altar
Ashnod's Altar
Expedition Map
Expedition Map
Jet Medallion
Jet Medallion
Lightning Greaves
Lightning Greaves
Phyrexian Altar
Phyrexian Altar
Sol Ring
Sol Ring
Swiftfoot Boots
Swiftfoot Boots
The Soul Stone
The Soul Stone
Enchantments (7)
Bastion of Remembrance
Bastion of Remembrance
Dictate of Erebos
Dictate of Erebos
Fallen Ideal
Fallen Ideal
Grave Pact
Grave Pact
Phyrexian Reclamation
Phyrexian Reclamation
Ripples of Undeath
Ripples of Undeath
The Meathook Massacre
The Meathook Massacre
Lands (11)
Ancient Tomb
Ancient Tomb
Bojuka Bog
Bojuka Bog
Crystal Vein
Crystal Vein
Hostile Hostel
Hostile Hostel
Midgar, City of Mako
Midgar, City of Mako
Mortuary Mire
Mortuary Mire
Nykthos, Shrine to Nyx
Nykthos, Shrine to Nyx
Phyrexian Tower
Phyrexian Tower
Spymaster's Vault
Spymaster's Vault
Urborg, Tomb of Yawgmoth
Urborg, Tomb of Yawgmoth
Witch's Cottage
Witch's Cottage
Basics (1)
Swamp
24 Swamp