Average Deck for Squidward, Sarcastic Snob - ETB
Original Name:
Grazilaxx, Illithid ScholarGrazilaxx, Illithid Scholar
Squidward, Sarcastic Snob
Rank #1,657
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Jan 30, 2026
Fire and Ice: Which Cards Are Hot and Cold for Goro-Goro and Satoru?
On this edition of Fire and Ice, we're checking in with a popular Grixis Dragon maker: Goro-Goro and Satoru. Let's see what's heating up.

Aug 28, 2025
Malcolm and Sakashima Commander Deck Tech
Levi's got a great deck here helmed by Malcolm, Keen-Eyed Navigator and Malcolm, Keen-Eyed Navigator (okay, the second one is Sakashima of a Thousand Faces, but it's there to clone Malcolm). Come take a look!
Average Decklist
- 1 Squidward, Sarcastic SnobSquidward, Sarcastic Snob
- 1 Aether AdeptAether Adept
- 1 Aether ChannelerAether Channeler
- 1 AetherizeAetherize
- 1 Amphin MutineerAmphin Mutineer
- 1 Arcane SignetArcane Signet
- 1 Arcanis the OmnipotentArcanis the Omnipotent
- 1 Barrin, Tolarian ArchmageBarrin, Tolarian Archmage
- 1 Bident of ThassaBident of Thassa
- 1 Brazen BorrowerBrazen Borrower
- 1 Cephalid FacetakerCephalid Facetaker
- 1 Chasm SkulkerChasm Skulker
- 1 CopycrookCopycrook
- 1 CounterspellCounterspell
- 1 Dissipation FieldDissipation Field
- 1 Dour Port-MageDour Port-Mage
- 1 Emrakul's MessengerEmrakul's Messenger
- 1 Eon FrolickerEon Frolicker
- 1 Faerie SeerFaerie Seer
- 1 Halimar DepthsHalimar Depths
- 1 High TideHigh Tide
- 1 Hullbreaker HorrorHullbreaker Horror
- 1 Hydroelectric SpecimenHydroelectric Specimen
- 1 Imprisoned in the MoonImprisoned in the Moon
- 1 Into the Flood MawInto the Flood Maw
- 1 Invisible StalkerInvisible Stalker
- 27 IslandIsland
- 1 Kefnet's MonumentKefnet's Monument
- 1 Lightning GreavesLightning Greaves
- 1 Lonely SandbarLonely Sandbar
- 1 Malcolm, Alluring ScoundrelMalcolm, Alluring Scoundrel
- 1 Man-o'-WarMan-o'-War
- 1 Midnight ClockMidnight Clock
- 1 Mind StoneMind Stone
- 1 Mischievous MysticMischievous Mystic
- 1 Mist-Syndicate NagaMist-Syndicate Naga
- 1 Mistblade ShinobiMistblade Shinobi
- 1 Myriad LandscapeMyriad Landscape
- 1 Mystic SanctuaryMystic Sanctuary
- 1 Nadir KrakenNadir Kraken
- 1 NegateNegate
- 1 PongifyPongify
- 1 PropagandaPropaganda
- 1 Psychosis CrawlerPsychosis Crawler
- 1 Rapid HybridizationRapid Hybridization
- 1 Reconnaissance MissionReconnaissance Mission
- 1 Reliquary TowerReliquary Tower
- 1 River's RebukeRiver's Rebuke
- 1 Rogue's PassageRogue's Passage
- 1 Sage OwlSage Owl
- 1 Sapphire MedallionSapphire Medallion
- 1 Scavenger GroundsScavenger Grounds
- 1 Scourge of FleetsScourge of Fleets
- 1 Silent HallcreeperSilent Hallcreeper
- 1 Sink into StuporSink into Stupor
- 1 Sludge MonsterSludge Monster
- 1 SnapSnap
- 1 Sol RingSol Ring
- 1 Solemn SimulacrumSolemn Simulacrum
- 1 Spectral DelugeSpectral Deluge
- 1 SubtletySubtlety
- 1 Sword of Hearth and HomeSword of Hearth and Home
- 1 Teferi's Ageless InsightTeferi's Ageless Insight
- 1 The Reality ChipThe Reality Chip
- 1 Thieving SkydiverThieving Skydiver
- 1 Thought VesselThought Vessel
- 1 Tishana's TidebinderTishana's Tidebinder
- 1 Tolarian EntrancerTolarian Entrancer
- 1 UnsummonUnsummon
- 1 Vizier of Many FacesVizier of Many Faces
- 1 Warkite MarauderWarkite Marauder
- 1 Watcher for TomorrowWatcher for Tomorrow
- 1 Wayfarer's BaubleWayfarer's Bauble
- 1 WindfallWindfall
Aether Adept
Aether Adept
Aether Channeler
Aether Channeler
Amphin Mutineer
Amphin Mutineer
Arcanis the Omnipotent
Arcanis the Omnipotent
Barrin, Tolarian Archmage
Barrin, Tolarian Archmage
Brazen Borrower
Brazen Borrower
Cephalid Facetaker
Cephalid Facetaker
Chasm Skulker
Chasm Skulker
Copycrook
Copycrook
Dour Port-Mage
Dour Port-Mage
Emrakul's Messenger
Emrakul's Messenger
Eon Frolicker
Eon Frolicker
Faerie Seer
Faerie Seer
Hullbreaker Horror
Hullbreaker Horror
Hydroelectric Specimen
Hydroelectric Specimen
Invisible Stalker
Invisible Stalker
Malcolm, Alluring Scoundrel
Malcolm, Alluring Scoundrel
Man-o'-War
Man-o'-War
Mischievous Mystic
Mischievous Mystic
Mistblade Shinobi
Mistblade Shinobi
Mist-Syndicate Naga
Mist-Syndicate Naga
Nadir Kraken
Nadir Kraken
Psychosis Crawler
Psychosis Crawler
Sage Owl
Sage Owl
Scourge of Fleets
Scourge of Fleets
Silent Hallcreeper
Silent Hallcreeper
Sludge Monster
Sludge Monster
Solemn Simulacrum
Solemn Simulacrum
Subtlety
Subtlety
The Reality Chip
The Reality Chip
Thieving Skydiver
Thieving Skydiver
Tishana's Tidebinder
Tishana's Tidebinder
Tolarian Entrancer
Tolarian Entrancer
Vizier of Many Faces
Vizier of Many Faces
Warkite Marauder
Warkite Marauder
Watcher for Tomorrow
Watcher for Tomorrow
Instants (10)
Aetherize
Aetherize
Counterspell
Counterspell
High Tide
High Tide
Into the Flood Maw
Into the Flood Maw
Negate
Negate
Pongify
Pongify
Rapid Hybridization
Rapid Hybridization
Sink into Stupor
Sink into Stupor
Snap
Snap
Unsummon
Unsummon
Sorceries (3)
River's Rebuke
River's Rebuke
Spectral Deluge
Spectral Deluge
Windfall
Windfall
Artifacts (11)
Arcane Signet
Arcane Signet
Bident of Thassa
Bident of Thassa
Kefnet's Monument
Kefnet's Monument
Lightning Greaves
Lightning Greaves
Midnight Clock
Midnight Clock
Mind Stone
Mind Stone
Sapphire Medallion
Sapphire Medallion
Sol Ring
Sol Ring
Sword of Hearth and Home
Sword of Hearth and Home
Thought Vessel
Thought Vessel
Wayfarer's Bauble
Wayfarer's Bauble
Enchantments (5)
Dissipation Field
Dissipation Field
Imprisoned in the Moon
Imprisoned in the Moon
Propaganda
Propaganda
Reconnaissance Mission
Reconnaissance Mission
Teferi's Ageless Insight
Teferi's Ageless Insight
Lands (7)
Halimar Depths
Halimar Depths
Lonely Sandbar
Lonely Sandbar
Myriad Landscape
Myriad Landscape
Mystic Sanctuary
Mystic Sanctuary
Reliquary Tower
Reliquary Tower
Rogue's Passage
Rogue's Passage
Scavenger Grounds
Scavenger Grounds
Basics (1)
Island
27 Islands