Average Deck for Squidward, Sarcastic Snob - Optimized

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Grazilaxx, Illithid ScholarGrazilaxx, Illithid Scholar

Squidward, Sarcastic Snob
Rank #1,683
17decks
Julia Maddalena
Jan 30, 2026
Fire and Ice: Which Cards Are Hot and Cold for Goro-Goro and Satoru?
On this edition of Fire and Ice, we're checking in with a popular Grixis Dragon maker: Goro-Goro and Satoru. Let's see what's heating up.
Levi Perry
Aug 28, 2025
Malcolm and Sakashima Commander Deck Tech
Levi's got a great deck here helmed by Malcolm, Keen-Eyed Navigator and Malcolm, Keen-Eyed Navigator (okay, the second one is Sakashima of a Thousand Faces, but it's there to clone Malcolm). Come take a look!
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Average Decklist

Archaeomancer
Archaeomancer
Cloud of Faeries
Cloud of Faeries
Dour Port-Mage
Dour Port-Mage
Enduring Curiosity
Enduring Curiosity
Faerie Mastermind
Faerie Mastermind
Faerie Seer
Faerie Seer
Flitterwing Nuisance
Flitterwing Nuisance
Gudul Lurker
Gudul Lurker
Hullbreaker Horror
Hullbreaker Horror
Illvoi Galeblade
Illvoi Galeblade
Invisible Stalker
Invisible Stalker
Irma, Part-Time Mutant
Irma, Part-Time Mutant
Krang, the All-Powerful
Krang, the All-Powerful
Mischievous Mystic
Mischievous Mystic
Mist-Cloaked Herald
Mist-Cloaked Herald
Mockingbird
Mockingbird
Peregrine Drake
Peregrine Drake
Prosperous Thief
Prosperous Thief
Ray Fillet, Wave Warrior
Ray Fillet, Wave Warrior
Scourge of Fleets
Scourge of Fleets
Silent Hallcreeper
Silent Hallcreeper
Silver Raven
Silver Raven
Siren Stormtamer
Siren Stormtamer
Slither Blade
Slither Blade
Spectral Sailor
Spectral Sailor
Thieving Skydiver
Thieving Skydiver
Thousand-Faced Shadow
Thousand-Faced Shadow
Triton Shorestalker
Triton Shorestalker
Instants (15)
Aetherize
Aetherize
An Offer You Can't Refuse
An Offer You Can't Refuse
Arcane Denial
Arcane Denial
Brainstorm
Brainstorm
Counterspell
Counterspell
Cyclonic Rift
Cyclonic Rift
Flare of Denial
Flare of Denial
Force of Negation
Force of Negation
Force of Will
Force of Will
Frantic Search
Frantic Search
High Tide
High Tide
Mystical Tutor
Mystical Tutor
Negate
Negate
Pongify
Pongify
Rapid Hybridization
Rapid Hybridization
Sorceries (7)
Karn's Temporal Sundering
Karn's Temporal Sundering
Notorious Throng
Notorious Throng
Ponder
Ponder
Preordain
Preordain
Sea Gate Restoration
Sea Gate Restoration
Solve the Equation
Solve the Equation
Time Warp
Time Warp
Artifacts (9)
Arcane Signet
Arcane Signet
Bident of Thassa
Bident of Thassa
Heraldic Banner
Heraldic Banner
Kefnet's Monument
Kefnet's Monument
Sapphire Medallion
Sapphire Medallion
Sol Ring
Sol Ring
Strixhaven Stadium
Strixhaven Stadium
The Indomitable
The Indomitable
Thought Vessel
Thought Vessel
Enchantments (6)
Back to Basics
Back to Basics
Coastal Piracy
Coastal Piracy
Military Intelligence
Military Intelligence
Reconnaissance Mission
Reconnaissance Mission
Rhystic Study
Rhystic Study
Teferi's Ageless Insight
Teferi's Ageless Insight
Lands (7)
Flooded Strand
Flooded Strand
Misty Rainforest
Misty Rainforest
Mystic Sanctuary
Mystic Sanctuary
Nykthos, Shrine to Nyx
Nykthos, Shrine to Nyx
Otawara, Soaring City
Otawara, Soaring City
Polluted Delta
Polluted Delta
Reliquary Tower
Reliquary Tower
Basics (1)
Island
27 Islands