Etali, Primal Conqueror + Hua Tuo, Honored Physician + Thornbite Staff + Blasting Station

Etali, Primal Conqueror
Hua Tuo, Honored Physician
Thornbite Staff
Blasting Station

Requires
Etali, Primal Conqueror // Etali, Primal Sickness must be in hand, or in the command zone. Hua Tuo, Honored Physician must be on the battlefield. Thornbite Staff must be on the battlefield. Blasting Station must be on the battlefield. Hua Tuo does not have summoning sickness. Thornbite Staff attached to Hua Tuo. Mana needed: 5 plus enough mana to pay for commander tax, if applicable
Steps
  1. Cast Etali from your hand or from the command zone by paying 5 plus commander tax, if applicable.
  2. When Etali enters the battlefield, it and Blasting Station trigger.
  3. Resolve the Blasting Station trigger, untapping it.
  4. Holding priority, activate Blasting Station by tapping it and sacrificing Etali.
  5. If Etali is your commander, choose not to return it to the command zone from your graveyard.
  6. When Etali dies, Hua Tuo triggers, untapping Hua Tuo.
  7. Resolve the Blasting Station ability, dealing 1 damage to any target.
  8. Activate Hua Tuo by tapping it, putting Etali on top of your library from your graveyard.
  9. Resolve the Etali trigger from step 2, causing you to exile cards from each player's library until you exile a nonland card, with you exiling Etali from your library, and cast Etali and any other nonland cards exiled this way without paying their mana costs.
  10. Repeat from step 2.
Results
Cast all nonland cards from each opponent's library. Exile each opponent's library. Infinite damage. Infinite death triggers. Infinite ETB. Infinite LTB. Infinite sacrifice triggers. Infinite storm count. Near-infinite magecraft triggers.

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