Bloated Processor (Card)

Bloated Processor
In 8562 decks 0% of 2153843 decks
Joshua Wood
Apr 11, 2023
March of the Machine Set Review - Black
Reviews continue! Up next, the black cards of March of the Machine!
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Brimaz, Blight of Oreskos
67.48% of 7684 decks 5185 decks
Atraxa, Praetors' Voice
2.67% of 35211 decks 939 decks
Glissa, Herald of Predation
66.86% of 1373 decks 918 decks
Omnath, Locus of All
1.47% of 12969 decks 190 decks
Ria Ivor, Bane of Bladehold
11.15% of 1587 decks 177 decks
Vishgraz, the Doomhive
2.88% of 5492 decks 158 decks
Atraxa, Grand Unifier
0.88% of 14209 decks 125 decks
Ixhel, Scion of Atraxa
1.12% of 7120 decks 80 decks
Prava of the Steel Legion // Reyhan, Last of the Abzan
63.29% of 79 decks 50 decks
Sheoldred
3.39% of 1418 decks 48 decks
Thalia and The Gitrog Monster
0.28% of 12491 decks 35 decks
Myrkul, Lord of Bones
0.47% of 7516 decks 35 decks
Elas il-Kor, Sadistic Pilgrim
0.51% of 6454 decks 33 decks
Morophon, the Boundless
0.29% of 9863 decks 29 decks
Teysa Karlov
0.18% of 15216 decks 27 decks
Sheoldred, the Apocalypse
0.27% of 9554 decks 26 decks
Yawgmoth, Thran Physician
0.36% of 5567 decks 20 decks
Tayam, Luminous Enigma
0.31% of 5725 decks 18 decks
New Cards
Dazzling Theater // Prop Room
56% of 66 decks +23% synergy
Enduring Vitality
54% of 28 decks +29% synergy
Banner of Kinship
53% of 19 decks +41% synergy
Scrawling Crawler
49% of 37 decks +42% synergy
Seized from Slumber
28% of 39 decks +22% synergy
High Synergy Cards
Progenitor Exarch
84% of 7124 decks +83% synergy
Essence of Orthodoxy
82% of 7318 decks +81% synergy
Metastatic Evangel
84% of 1498 decks +80% synergy
Grafted Butcher
79% of 8561 decks +79% synergy
Norn's Inquisitor
79% of 7318 decks +78% synergy
Elvish Vatkeeper
73% of 2641 decks +73% synergy
Elesh Norn
74% of 7318 decks +72% synergy
Phyrexian Censor
72% of 7318 decks +70% synergy
Filigree Vector
70% of 7318 decks +69% synergy
Phyrexian Awakening
70% of 7318 decks +69% synergy
Top Cards
Glistening Dawn
69% of 2641 decks +69% synergy
Swords to Plowshares
68% of 7318 decks +5% synergy
Tangled Skyline
66% of 2641 decks +66% synergy
Sunfall
66% of 7318 decks +64% synergy
Chrome Host Seedshark
64% of 1446 decks +63% synergy
Compleated Huntmaster
63% of 8561 decks +63% synergy
Ezuri, Stalker of Spheres
61% of 1346 decks +57% synergy
Cankerbloom
61% of 2763 decks +54% synergy
Caretaker's Talent
60% of 341 decks +46% synergy
Glissa, Herald of Predation
58% of 2763 decks +57% synergy
Creatures
Tekuthal, Inquiry Dominus
57% of 1446 decks +54% synergy
Mondrak, Glory Dominus
55% of 7318 decks +45% synergy
Massacre Wurm
53% of 8561 decks +49% synergy
Vulpine Harvester
53% of 7318 decks +52% synergy
Skrelv, Defector Mite
51% of 7318 decks +47% synergy
Blight Titan
51% of 8561 decks +51% synergy
Aron, Benalia's Ruin
51% of 7317 decks +50% synergy
Thrummingbird
50% of 1446 decks +47% synergy
Darksteel Splicer
49% of 7318 decks +48% synergy
Mite Overseer
49% of 7318 decks +48% synergy
Norn's Choirmaster
48% of 7318 decks +45% synergy
Converter Beast
47% of 2641 decks +47% synergy
Urabrask the Hidden
47% of 319 decks +44% synergy
Elas il-Kor, Sadistic Pilgrim
45% of 7317 decks +34% synergy
Phyrexian Vindicator
44% of 7318 decks +42% synergy
Phyrexian Obliterator
42% of 8561 decks +40% synergy
Elesh Norn, Grand Cenobite
42% of 7318 decks +36% synergy
Bloated Contaminator
42% of 2763 decks +39% synergy
Evolution Sage
40% of 2763 decks +33% synergy
Roaming Throne
39% of 3330 decks +28% synergy
Scheming Aspirant
38% of 8561 decks +37% synergy
Glissa Sunslayer
37% of 2763 decks +32% synergy
Terror of Towashi
37% of 8561 decks +37% synergy
Phyrexian Delver
37% of 8561 decks +35% synergy
Jin-Gitaxias
37% of 1446 decks +35% synergy
Attentive Skywarden
37% of 6452 decks +36% synergy
Contaminant Grafter
35% of 2763 decks +33% synergy
Ria Ivor, Bane of Bladehold
35% of 7317 decks +34% synergy
Vorinclex, Monstrous Raider
34% of 2763 decks +31% synergy
Blightbelly Rat
34% of 8561 decks +32% synergy
Sheoldred
32% of 8561 decks +29% synergy
Kami of Whispered Hopes
32% of 2763 decks +24% synergy
Phyrexian Rager
30% of 8561 decks +30% synergy
Sheoldred, Whispering One
29% of 8561 decks +24% synergy
Urabrask, Heretic Praetor
28% of 319 decks +27% synergy
Elesh Norn, Mother of Machines
28% of 7318 decks +23% synergy
Furnace Gremlin
28% of 203 decks +28% synergy
Urabrask
28% of 319 decks +24% synergy
Myr Convert
27% of 8562 decks +26% synergy
Vorinclex
27% of 2763 decks +25% synergy
Zopandrel, Hunger Dominus
26% of 2763 decks +21% synergy
Armored Scrapgorger
26% of 2763 decks +25% synergy
Dreamtide Whale
26% of 163 decks +22% synergy
Venerated Rotpriest
25% of 2763 decks +23% synergy
Agent Frank Horrigan
25% of 655 decks +21% synergy
Bone Shredder
24% of 8561 decks +24% synergy
Etali, Primal Conqueror
24% of 260 decks +13% synergy
Atraxa, Grand Unifier
23% of 1325 decks +17% synergy
Winding Constrictor
23% of 2763 decks +19% synergy
Defiler of Vigor
23% of 2763 decks +18% synergy
Instants
Excise the Imperfect
51% of 7318 decks +50% synergy
Despark
44% of 7317 decks +28% synergy
Atomize
43% of 645 decks +36% synergy
Mortify
37% of 7317 decks +25% synergy
Path to Exile
36% of 7318 decks -9% synergy
Vraska's Fall
34% of 8561 decks +31% synergy
Assimilate Essence
32% of 1367 decks +32% synergy
Experimental Augury
32% of 1446 decks +29% synergy
Beast Within
29% of 2763 decks -10% synergy
Deadly Dispute
28% of 8561 decks +17% synergy
Withering Torment
26% of 155 decks +5% synergy
Corrupted Conviction
25% of 8327 decks +19% synergy
Utter End
23% of 7317 decks +16% synergy
Inspiring Call
22% of 2763 decks +14% synergy
Infectious Bite
22% of 2763 decks +20% synergy
Counterspell
21% of 1446 decks -21% synergy
Prologue to Phyresis
21% of 1446 decks +19% synergy
Go for the Throat
21% of 8561 decks +14% synergy
Putrefy
20% of 2763 decks +4% synergy
Anguished Unmaking
20% of 7317 decks -4% synergy
Revitalizing Repast
19% of 446 decks +6% synergy
Assassin's Trophy
19% of 2763 decks -12% synergy
Heroic Intervention
18% of 2763 decks -11% synergy
Reject Imperfection
17% of 1446 decks +16% synergy
Village Rites
16% of 8561 decks +6% synergy
Ripples of Potential
14% of 392 decks +11% synergy
Dawn's Truce
14% of 545 decks -3% synergy
Whisper of the Dross
13% of 8561 decks +11% synergy
Generous Gift
12% of 7318 decks -13% synergy
Mutational Advantage
12% of 282 decks +6% synergy
Negate
11% of 1446 decks -11% synergy
Teferi's Protection
11% of 7318 decks -9% synergy
Merciless Repurposing
11% of 8561 decks +11% synergy
Dark Ritual
11% of 8561 decks -12% synergy
Serum Snare
10% of 1446 decks +9% synergy
Stroke of Midnight
10% of 3342 decks -2% synergy
Steady Progress
10% of 1446 decks +9% synergy
Chaos Warp
10% of 319 decks -22% synergy
Golgari Charm
10% of 2763 decks +4% synergy
Radstorm
9% of 464 decks +7% synergy
Fanatical Offering
9% of 2725 decks +7% synergy
Black Sun's Twilight
8% of 8561 decks +7% synergy
Fell the Profane
8% of 1779 decks -4% synergy
Fuel for the Cause
8% of 1446 decks +8% synergy
Cyclonic Rift
8% of 1446 decks -20% synergy
Void Rend
8% of 1380 decks -7% synergy
Fracture
7% of 7317 decks +0% synergy
Eviscerator's Insight
7% of 1707 decks +6% synergy
Brokers Confluence
7% of 1325 decks +5% synergy
Tear Asunder
7% of 2763 decks +0% synergy
Sorceries
Cultivate
53% of 2763 decks +6% synergy
White Sun's Twilight
51% of 7318 decks +47% synergy
Unnatural Restoration
50% of 2763 decks +46% synergy
Infectious Inquiry
40% of 8561 decks +37% synergy
Phyrexian Rebirth
39% of 7318 decks +38% synergy
Sunder the Gateway
38% of 6452 decks +38% synergy
Eyes of Gitaxias
36% of 1367 decks +36% synergy
Victimize
36% of 8561 decks +24% synergy
Night's Whisper
35% of 8561 decks +26% synergy
Thirsting Roots
35% of 2763 decks +32% synergy
Rampant Growth
33% of 2763 decks -2% synergy
Kodama's Reach
32% of 2763 decks +0% synergy
Tezzeret's Gambit
30% of 1446 decks +26% synergy
Farseek
30% of 2763 decks -5% synergy
Expand the Sphere
29% of 2763 decks +28% synergy
Drown in Ichor
29% of 8561 decks +26% synergy
Nature's Lore
27% of 2763 decks -5% synergy
Phyresis Outbreak
21% of 8561 decks +19% synergy
Breach the Multiverse
19% of 8561 decks +14% synergy
Vat Emergence
17% of 8561 decks +16% synergy
Three Visits
17% of 2763 decks -8% synergy
Searing Barb
16% of 203 decks +16% synergy
Yawgmoth's Vile Offering
15% of 8561 decks +15% synergy
Contentious Plan
15% of 1446 decks +13% synergy
Traumatic Revelation
14% of 7640 decks +14% synergy
Damn
13% of 7317 decks -3% synergy
Smell Fear
11% of 2763 decks +10% synergy
Carnivorous Canopy
11% of 2763 decks +10% synergy
Insatiable Avarice
10% of 1985 decks +5% synergy
Red Sun's Twilight
10% of 319 decks +9% synergy
Storm the Seedcore
10% of 1634 decks +10% synergy
Demonic Tutor
9% of 8561 decks -13% synergy
Vivisurgeon's Insight
9% of 1446 decks +8% synergy
Noxious Assault
9% of 2763 decks +8% synergy
Ambition's Cost
9% of 8561 decks +7% synergy
Triumph of the Hordes
8% of 2763 decks +5% synergy
Diabolic Intent
8% of 8561 decks -1% synergy
Ruinous Ultimatum
8% of 263 decks -10% synergy
Fangs of Kalonia
8% of 328 decks +5% synergy
Sign in Blood
8% of 8561 decks -2% synergy
Ezuri's Predation
8% of 2763 decks +5% synergy
Requisition Raid
8% of 1692 decks +4% synergy
Lich-Knights' Conquest
7% of 3946 decks +4% synergy
Read the Bones
7% of 8561 decks -1% synergy
Glimpse the Impossible
7% of 61 decks +4% synergy
Toxic Deluge
6% of 8561 decks -11% synergy
Green Sun's Twilight
6% of 2763 decks +4% synergy
Planewide Celebration
6% of 2763 decks +5% synergy
Eerie Ultimatum
6% of 1771 decks -7% synergy
Rise of the Witch-king
6% of 1170 decks -1% synergy
Utility Artifacts
Throne of Geth
45% of 8562 decks +44% synergy
Ozolith, the Shattered Spire
36% of 2763 decks +30% synergy
Bitterthorn, Nissa's Animus
35% of 8562 decks +34% synergy
Norn's Wellspring
34% of 7318 decks +33% synergy
Ashnod's Altar
25% of 8562 decks +17% synergy
Vat of Rebirth
24% of 8561 decks +22% synergy
Wayfarer's Bauble
24% of 8562 decks +14% synergy
Urabrask's Forge
19% of 319 decks +17% synergy
Idol of Oblivion
18% of 8562 decks +13% synergy
Inspiring Statuary
17% of 8562 decks +16% synergy
Skullclamp
17% of 8562 decks +5% synergy
Nettlecyst
16% of 8562 decks +15% synergy
Herald's Horn
15% of 8562 decks +9% synergy
Swiftfoot Boots
15% of 8562 decks -13% synergy
Lightning Greaves
15% of 8562 decks -11% synergy
The Ozolith
14% of 8562 decks +11% synergy
Contagion Clasp
13% of 8562 decks +12% synergy
Realmbreaker, the Invasion Tree
13% of 8562 decks +12% synergy
Argent Dais
12% of 1512 decks +11% synergy
Marauding Dreadship
10% of 203 decks +10% synergy
Urza's Incubator
10% of 8562 decks +7% synergy
Phyrexian Ironworks
10% of 41 decks +9% synergy
Contagion Engine
10% of 8562 decks +8% synergy
Sculpting Steel
9% of 8562 decks +7% synergy
Vanquisher's Banner
9% of 8562 decks +5% synergy
Phyrexian Altar
8% of 8562 decks +4% synergy
Portal to Phyrexia
8% of 8562 decks +6% synergy
Weatherlight Compleated
7% of 8562 decks +7% synergy
Thousand Moons Smithy
7% of 2417 decks +3% synergy
Norn's Annex
6% of 7318 decks +4% synergy
Tarrian's Journal
6% of 3450 decks +4% synergy
Sword of Truth and Justice
6% of 8562 decks +5% synergy
Fist of Suns
6% of 251 decks -2% synergy
Ichormoon Gauntlet
6% of 1446 decks +3% synergy
Infested Fleshcutter
5% of 7318 decks +5% synergy
Churning Reservoir
5% of 319 decks +5% synergy
Enchantments
Blighted Burgeoning
55% of 2641 decks +55% synergy
Sculpted Perfection
51% of 7317 decks +50% synergy
Phyrexian Arena
50% of 8561 decks +35% synergy
Skrelv's Hive
48% of 7318 decks +44% synergy
Corruption of Towashi
47% of 1367 decks +47% synergy
Innkeeper's Talent
45% of 193 decks +35% synergy
Gift of Compleation
36% of 8561 decks +36% synergy
Norn's Decree
29% of 7318 decks +27% synergy
Feast of the Victorious Dead
27% of 4158 decks +25% synergy
Doubling Season
25% of 2763 decks +16% synergy
All Will Be One
24% of 319 decks +20% synergy
Etchings of the Chosen
23% of 7317 decks +20% synergy
Inexorable Tide
23% of 1446 decks +20% synergy
Phyrexian Scriptures
23% of 8561 decks +21% synergy
Leyline of the Guildpact
21% of 56 decks -2% synergy
Meathook Massacre II
20% of 209 decks +15% synergy
Leyline of Transformation
19% of 26 decks +16% synergy
Anointed Procession
18% of 7318 decks +9% synergy
Brokers Ascendancy
17% of 1325 decks +10% synergy
Annie Joins Up
17% of 52 decks -2% synergy
Hardened Scales
17% of 2763 decks +8% synergy
Smothering Tithe
15% of 7318 decks -10% synergy
Parallel Lives
14% of 2763 decks +7% synergy
Court of Garenbrig
14% of 1007 decks +10% synergy
Vraska Joins Up
11% of 518 decks +6% synergy
Rhystic Study
11% of 1446 decks -17% synergy
Tribute to the World Tree
10% of 2763 decks +2% synergy
Phyrexian Reclamation
10% of 8561 decks +6% synergy
Resourceful Defense
10% of 7318 decks +9% synergy
Stocking the Pantry
9% of 89 decks +6% synergy
Moldervine Reclamation
8% of 2763 decks -1% synergy
Black Market Connections
8% of 8561 decks -3% synergy
Kindred Discovery
8% of 1446 decks +0% synergy
Sheltered by Ghosts
8% of 80 decks -3% synergy
Primal Vigor
7% of 2763 decks +4% synergy
Garruk's Uprising
7% of 2763 decks -8% synergy
Necrogen Communion
6% of 8561 decks +5% synergy
Insidious Roots
6% of 672 decks -2% synergy
Trouble in Pairs
6% of 1965 decks -1% synergy
Funeral Room // Awakening Hall
6% of 209 decks +0% synergy
Mesmerizing Dose
6% of 1446 decks +5% synergy
Mirari's Wake
5% of 1771 decks -9% synergy
Black Market
5% of 8561 decks +1% synergy
Battles
Invasion of New Capenna
25% of 6451 decks +23% synergy
Invasion of Tolvada
7% of 6451 decks +6% synergy
Invasion of Alara
7% of 243 decks +4% synergy
Invasion of Zendikar
6% of 2691 decks +4% synergy
Invasion of Shandalar
6% of 2641 decks +5% synergy
Invasion of Pyrulea
5% of 1279 decks +5% synergy
Planeswalkers
Vraska, Betrayal's Sting
40% of 8561 decks +37% synergy
Nissa, Ascended Animist
20% of 2763 decks +18% synergy
Ajani, Sleeper Agent
14% of 1771 decks +11% synergy
Lukka, Bound to Ruin
13% of 260 decks +13% synergy
Tamiyo, Compleated Sage
10% of 1346 decks +8% synergy
Tezzeret, Betrayer of Flesh
6% of 1446 decks +4% synergy
Utility Lands
Karn's Bastion
68% of 8562 decks +63% synergy
Vault of the Archangel
51% of 7317 decks +40% synergy
Bojuka Bog
49% of 8561 decks +19% synergy
Three Tree City
36% of 760 decks +26% synergy
Phyrexian Tower
16% of 8561 decks +7% synergy
The Autonomous Furnace
15% of 319 decks +15% synergy
Urborg, Tomb of Yawgmoth
15% of 8562 decks +5% synergy
Rogue's Passage
13% of 8562 decks -7% synergy
Reliquary Tower
13% of 8562 decks -17% synergy
Fountainport
11% of 435 decks +7% synergy
Minas Tirith
11% of 3814 decks +2% synergy
The Surgical Bay
10% of 1446 decks +9% synergy
Gavony Township
10% of 1771 decks +1% synergy
The Hunter Maze
10% of 2763 decks +9% synergy
Drannith Ruins
9% of 5011 decks +9% synergy
Cabal Coffers
8% of 8561 decks -3% synergy
Boseiju, Who Endures
8% of 2763 decks -12% synergy
Restless Fortress
7% of 3383 decks +4% synergy
Takenuma, Abandoned Mire
7% of 8561 decks -4% synergy
High Market
7% of 8562 decks +4% synergy
The Dross Pits
6% of 8561 decks +6% synergy
Restless Cottage
6% of 1084 decks +1% synergy
The Fair Basilica
6% of 7318 decks +5% synergy
Ancient Den
6% of 7318 decks +0% synergy
Vault of Whispers
6% of 8561 decks +1% synergy
Inkmoth Nexus
5% of 8562 decks +4% synergy
Temple of the False God
5% of 8562 decks -4% synergy
Mana Artifacts
Sol Ring
87% of 8562 decks +3% synergy
Arcane Signet
84% of 8562 decks +12% synergy
Orzhov Signet
54% of 7317 decks +27% synergy
Patchwork Banner
52% of 591 decks +42% synergy
Talisman of Hierarchy
50% of 7317 decks +26% synergy
Everflowing Chalice
37% of 8562 decks +32% synergy
Mind Stone
31% of 8562 decks +13% synergy
Commander's Sphere
27% of 8562 decks +12% synergy
Glistening Sphere
26% of 8562 decks +24% synergy
Astral Cornucopia
22% of 8562 decks +20% synergy
Staff of Compleation
21% of 8562 decks +19% synergy
Golgari Signet
20% of 2763 decks +7% synergy
Fellwar Stone
14% of 8562 decks -8% synergy
Talisman of Resilience
12% of 2763 decks +0% synergy
Chromatic Lantern
9% of 8562 decks -0% synergy
Rakdos Signet
8% of 319 decks -21% synergy
Hedron Archive
8% of 8562 decks +5% synergy
Tablet of Compleation
8% of 8562 decks +7% synergy
Orzhov Locket
7% of 7317 decks +6% synergy
Phyrexian Atlas
7% of 8562 decks +6% synergy
Dimir Signet
6% of 1445 decks -24% synergy
Replicating Ring
6% of 8562 decks +4% synergy
Selesnya Signet
6% of 1771 decks -3% synergy
Talisman of Indulgence
5% of 319 decks -21% synergy
Timeless Lotus
5% of 251 decks -9% synergy
Lands
Command Tower
87% of 8562 decks +13% synergy
Path of Ancestry
64% of 8562 decks +43% synergy
Tainted Field
54% of 7317 decks +41% synergy
Shineshadow Snarl
53% of 7317 decks +41% synergy
Fetid Heath
52% of 7317 decks +41% synergy
Temple of Silence
47% of 7317 decks +29% synergy
The Seedcore
46% of 8562 decks +45% synergy
Exotic Orchard
45% of 8562 decks +9% synergy
Caves of Koilos
39% of 7317 decks +11% synergy
Isolated Chapel
39% of 7317 decks +12% synergy
Godless Shrine
36% of 7317 decks -5% synergy
Sandsteppe Citadel
35% of 1771 decks +9% synergy
Indatha Triome
32% of 1771 decks +1% synergy
Spara's Headquarters
32% of 1325 decks -0% synergy
Opulent Palace
31% of 1346 decks +4% synergy
Arcane Sanctum
31% of 1380 decks +3% synergy
Goldmire Bridge
31% of 7317 decks +26% synergy
Overgrown Tomb
31% of 2763 decks -12% synergy
Raffine's Tower
30% of 1380 decks +2% synergy
Evolving Wilds
30% of 8562 decks +9% synergy
Zagoth Triome
29% of 1346 decks -2% synergy
Seaside Citadel
28% of 1325 decks +2% synergy
Vault of Champions
28% of 7317 decks +2% synergy
Woodland Cemetery
27% of 2763 decks -0% synergy
Temple Garden
26% of 1771 decks -14% synergy
Terramorphic Expanse
26% of 8562 decks +11% synergy
Breeding Pool
25% of 1346 decks -16% synergy
Deceptive Landscape
25% of 177 decks +12% synergy
The World Tree
25% of 251 decks -9% synergy
Hallowed Fountain
25% of 1381 decks -16% synergy
Jetmir's Garden
24% of 254 decks -9% synergy
Mirrex
24% of 8562 decks +23% synergy
Watery Grave
24% of 1445 decks -17% synergy
Ziatora's Proving Ground
24% of 260 decks -8% synergy
Canopy Vista
24% of 1771 decks -12% synergy
Necroblossom Snarl
23% of 2763 decks +11% synergy
Llanowar Wastes
23% of 2763 decks -3% synergy
Temple of Malady
23% of 2763 decks +6% synergy
Undergrowth Stadium
22% of 2763 decks -4% synergy
Spire of Industry
22% of 8562 decks +19% synergy
Hushwood Verge
22% of 23 decks -0% synergy
Tainted Wood
21% of 2763 decks +9% synergy
Xander's Lounge
21% of 262 decks -7% synergy
Desolate Mire
20% of 1894 decks +13% synergy
Ketria Triome
20% of 251 decks -13% synergy
Orzhov Basilica
20% of 7317 decks +4% synergy
Golgari Rot Farm
20% of 2763 decks +2% synergy
Twisted Landscape
19% of 36 decks -2% synergy
Gloomlake Verge
19% of 26 decks -0% synergy
Shattered Sanctum
19% of 7317 decks +6% synergy