Bloated Processor (Card)

Bloated Processor
In 6315 decks 0% of 1283407 decks
Joshua Wood
Apr 11, 2023
March of the Machine Set Review - Black
Reviews continue! Up next, the black cards of March of the Machine!
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Top Commanders (7)
Brimaz, Blight of Oreskos
67.70% of 5542 decks 3752 decks
Glissa, Herald of Predation
66.60% of 1000 decks 666 decks
Ria Ivor, Bane of Bladehold
10.16% of 1181 decks 120 decks
Vishgraz, the Doomhive
2.92% of 4561 decks 133 decks
Atraxa, Praetors' Voice
2.29% of 32219 decks 738 decks
Omnath, Locus of All
1.52% of 9866 decks 150 decks
Atraxa, Grand Unifier
0.96% of 10666 decks 102 decks
New Cards (5)
Atomize
60% of 85 decks +56% synergy
Radstorm
52% of 42 decks +47% synergy
Shadowy Backstreet
43% of 325 decks +39% synergy
Desolate Mire
43% of 157 decks +40% synergy
Agent Frank Horrigan
38% of 89 decks +36% synergy
High Synergy Cards (10)
Essence of Orthodoxy
82% of 5423 decks +81% synergy
Progenitor Exarch
81% of 5423 decks +80% synergy
Grafted Butcher
80% of 6314 decks +79% synergy
Norn's Inquisitor
79% of 5423 decks +78% synergy
Elesh Norn
73% of 5423 decks +72% synergy
Phyrexian Censor
73% of 5423 decks +72% synergy
Elvish Vatkeeper
70% of 2127 decks +70% synergy
Phyrexian Awakening
69% of 5423 decks +68% synergy
Sunfall
67% of 5423 decks +65% synergy
Glistening Dawn
65% of 2127 decks +65% synergy
Top Cards (10)
Filigree Vector
70% of 5423 decks +69% synergy
Swords to Plowshares
69% of 5423 decks +40% synergy
Chrome Host Seedshark
65% of 1138 decks +64% synergy
Compleated Huntmaster
63% of 6314 decks +63% synergy
Tangled Skyline
62% of 2127 decks +62% synergy
Ezuri, Stalker of Spheres
62% of 1060 decks +60% synergy
Roaming Throne
61% of 1118 decks +45% synergy
Cankerbloom
61% of 2127 decks +57% synergy
Glissa, Herald of Predation
60% of 2127 decks +60% synergy
Tekuthal, Inquiry Dominus
57% of 1138 decks +56% synergy
Creatures (50)
Mondrak, Glory Dominus
56% of 5423 decks +51% synergy
Massacre Wurm
54% of 6314 decks +51% synergy
Vulpine Harvester
53% of 5423 decks +53% synergy
Skrelv, Defector Mite
52% of 5423 decks +50% synergy
Blight Titan
51% of 6314 decks +51% synergy
Aron, Benalia's Ruin
50% of 5422 decks +50% synergy
Thrummingbird
50% of 1138 decks +48% synergy
Darksteel Splicer
49% of 5423 decks +48% synergy
Mite Overseer
49% of 5423 decks +48% synergy
Norn's Choirmaster
48% of 5423 decks +47% synergy
Urabrask the Hidden
47% of 244 decks +46% synergy
Elas il-Kor, Sadistic Pilgrim
45% of 5422 decks +42% synergy
Converter Beast
43% of 2127 decks +43% synergy
Bloated Contaminator
42% of 2127 decks +41% synergy
Elesh Norn, Grand Cenobite
42% of 5423 decks +39% synergy
Phyrexian Vindicator
42% of 5423 decks +41% synergy
Phyrexian Obliterator
41% of 6314 decks +40% synergy
Evolution Sage
39% of 2127 decks +36% synergy
Jin-Gitaxias
38% of 1138 decks +37% synergy
Terror of Towashi
38% of 6314 decks +38% synergy
Glissa Sunslayer
38% of 2127 decks +36% synergy
Phyrexian Delver
38% of 6314 decks +37% synergy
Scheming Aspirant
36% of 6314 decks +36% synergy
Contaminant Grafter
36% of 2127 decks +34% synergy
Ria Ivor, Bane of Bladehold
35% of 5422 decks +35% synergy
Vorinclex, Monstrous Raider
35% of 2127 decks +33% synergy
Sheoldred
34% of 6314 decks +32% synergy
Blightbelly Rat
34% of 6314 decks +32% synergy
Kami of Whispered Hopes
32% of 2127 decks +28% synergy
Sheoldred, Whispering One
31% of 6314 decks +28% synergy
Phyrexian Rager
31% of 6314 decks +30% synergy
Attentive Skywarden
30% of 5423 decks +30% synergy
Urabrask, Heretic Praetor
29% of 244 decks +28% synergy
Myr Convert
29% of 6315 decks +27% synergy
Vorinclex
28% of 2127 decks +27% synergy
Elesh Norn, Mother of Machines
28% of 5423 decks +25% synergy
Etali, Primal Conqueror
27% of 204 decks +24% synergy
Urabrask
27% of 244 decks +25% synergy
Zopandrel, Hunger Dominus
26% of 2127 decks +23% synergy
Venerated Rotpriest
26% of 2127 decks +24% synergy
Bone Shredder
26% of 6314 decks +25% synergy
Armored Scrapgorger
25% of 2127 decks +25% synergy
Mirkwood Bats
24% of 2278 decks +17% synergy
Brimaz, Blight of Oreskos
24% of 5422 decks +24% synergy
Atraxa, Grand Unifier
24% of 1043 decks +23% synergy
Winding Constrictor
23% of 2127 decks +22% synergy
Venser, Corpse Puppet
23% of 1137 decks +23% synergy
Tainted Observer
22% of 1060 decks +21% synergy
Defiler of Vigor
22% of 2127 decks +20% synergy
Soul of New Phyrexia
22% of 6315 decks +21% synergy
Instants (50)
Excise the Imperfect
52% of 5423 decks +51% synergy
Despark
44% of 5422 decks +40% synergy
Mortify
36% of 5422 decks +33% synergy
Path to Exile
35% of 5423 decks +15% synergy
Vraska's Fall
34% of 6314 decks +32% synergy
Experimental Augury
31% of 1138 decks +29% synergy
Assimilate Essence
30% of 1138 decks +30% synergy
Beast Within
30% of 2127 decks +11% synergy
Deadly Dispute
27% of 6314 decks +22% synergy
Corrupted Conviction
24% of 6314 decks +21% synergy
Utter End
23% of 5422 decks +21% synergy
Infectious Bite
22% of 2127 decks +21% synergy
Prologue to Phyresis
22% of 1138 decks +21% synergy
Counterspell
22% of 1138 decks +1% synergy
Inspiring Call
22% of 2127 decks +18% synergy
Go for the Throat
20% of 6314 decks +17% synergy
Anguished Unmaking
20% of 5422 decks +14% synergy
Putrefy
20% of 2127 decks +16% synergy
Assassin's Trophy
18% of 2127 decks +12% synergy
Heroic Intervention
18% of 2127 decks +4% synergy
Mutational Advantage
18% of 40 decks +14% synergy
Ripples of Potential
17% of 152 decks +15% synergy
Village Rites
16% of 6314 decks +10% synergy
Stroke of Midnight
15% of 1530 decks +8% synergy
Reject Imperfection
15% of 1138 decks +15% synergy
Final Showdown
15% of 27 decks +11% synergy
Generous Gift
13% of 5423 decks +1% synergy
Treacherous Greed
12% of 357 decks +12% synergy
Teferi's Protection
12% of 5423 decks +2% synergy
Negate
12% of 1138 decks +0% synergy
Whisper of the Dross
11% of 6314 decks +11% synergy
Fanatical Offering
11% of 1117 decks +10% synergy
Merciless Repurposing
11% of 6314 decks +11% synergy
Dark Ritual
10% of 6314 decks -1% synergy
Steady Progress
10% of 1138 decks +9% synergy
Serum Snare
10% of 1138 decks +9% synergy
Golgari Charm
9% of 2127 decks +8% synergy
Black Sun's Twilight
8% of 6314 decks +8% synergy
Cyclonic Rift
8% of 1138 decks -6% synergy
Chaos Warp
8% of 244 decks -8% synergy
Fuel for the Cause
8% of 1138 decks +7% synergy
Void Rend
8% of 1087 decks +6% synergy
Fracture
8% of 5422 decks +6% synergy
Vampiric Tutor
7% of 6314 decks -3% synergy
Brokers Confluence
7% of 1043 decks +7% synergy
Tear Asunder
7% of 2127 decks +5% synergy
Volt Charge
7% of 244 decks +6% synergy
Flawless Maneuver
6% of 5423 decks +2% synergy
Enlightened Tutor
6% of 5423 decks -2% synergy
Thrill of Possibility
6% of 244 decks +1% synergy
Sorceries (50)
Cultivate
53% of 2127 decks +31% synergy
White Sun's Twilight
51% of 5423 decks +49% synergy
Unnatural Restoration
49% of 2127 decks +47% synergy
Infectious Inquiry
40% of 6314 decks +38% synergy
Phyrexian Rebirth
38% of 5423 decks +37% synergy
Insatiable Avarice
37% of 30 decks +31% synergy
Night's Whisper
35% of 6314 decks +30% synergy
Victimize
35% of 6314 decks +29% synergy
Eyes of Gitaxias
33% of 1138 decks +33% synergy
Thirsting Roots
33% of 2127 decks +32% synergy
Rampant Growth
33% of 2127 decks +16% synergy
Sunder the Gateway
32% of 5423 decks +32% synergy
Kodama's Reach
32% of 2127 decks +16% synergy
Farseek
31% of 2127 decks +15% synergy
Tezzeret's Gambit
30% of 1138 decks +29% synergy
Expand the Sphere
29% of 2127 decks +28% synergy
Nature's Lore
28% of 2127 decks +13% synergy
Drown in Ichor
27% of 6314 decks +26% synergy
Phyresis Outbreak
21% of 6314 decks +20% synergy
Breach the Multiverse
20% of 6314 decks +18% synergy
Three Visits
17% of 2127 decks +5% synergy
Vat Emergence
16% of 6314 decks +15% synergy
Yawgmoth's Vile Offering
16% of 6314 decks +15% synergy
Requisition Raid
15% of 41 decks +12% synergy
Contentious Plan
15% of 1138 decks +14% synergy
Damn
13% of 5422 decks +9% synergy
Traumatic Revelation
13% of 6314 decks +13% synergy
Smell Fear
11% of 2127 decks +10% synergy
Carnivorous Canopy
10% of 2127 decks +10% synergy
Red Sun's Twilight
10% of 244 decks +9% synergy
Back for Seconds
10% of 1547 decks +9% synergy
Demonic Tutor
9% of 6314 decks -3% synergy
Ambition's Cost
9% of 6314 decks +8% synergy
Diabolic Intent
9% of 6314 decks +4% synergy
Triumph of the Hordes
9% of 2127 decks +7% synergy
Vivisurgeon's Insight
9% of 1138 decks +8% synergy
Lich-Knights' Conquest
9% of 1801 decks +7% synergy
Noxious Assault
8% of 2127 decks +8% synergy
Sign in Blood
8% of 6314 decks +3% synergy
Searing Barb
8% of 244 decks +8% synergy
Ezuri's Predation
7% of 2127 decks +6% synergy
Ruinous Ultimatum
7% of 206 decks +5% synergy
Read the Bones
7% of 6314 decks +2% synergy
Eerie Ultimatum
6% of 1404 decks +5% synergy
Rise of the Witch-king
6% of 667 decks +5% synergy
Green Sun's Twilight
6% of 2127 decks +5% synergy
Toxic Deluge
6% of 6314 decks -2% synergy
Storm the Seedcore
6% of 2127 decks +6% synergy
Planewide Celebration
6% of 2127 decks +5% synergy
Monumental Corruption
6% of 6314 decks +5% synergy
Utility Artifacts (35)
Throne of Geth
44% of 6315 decks +44% synergy
Ozolith, the Shattered Spire
37% of 2127 decks +34% synergy
Bitterthorn, Nissa's Animus
35% of 6315 decks +34% synergy
Norn's Wellspring
34% of 5423 decks +33% synergy
Wayfarer's Bauble
25% of 6315 decks +14% synergy
Ashnod's Altar
25% of 6315 decks +17% synergy
Vat of Rebirth
23% of 6314 decks +22% synergy
Skullclamp
18% of 6315 decks +5% synergy
Inspiring Statuary
18% of 6315 decks +16% synergy
Idol of Oblivion
17% of 6315 decks +13% synergy
Nettlecyst
16% of 6315 decks +15% synergy
Urabrask's Forge
16% of 244 decks +15% synergy
Herald's Horn
15% of 6315 decks +9% synergy
Swiftfoot Boots
15% of 6315 decks -14% synergy
The Ozolith
15% of 6315 decks +11% synergy
Lightning Greaves
14% of 6315 decks -11% synergy
Realmbreaker, the Invasion Tree
14% of 6315 decks +13% synergy
Contagion Clasp
13% of 6315 decks +12% synergy
Tarrian's Journal
10% of 1267 decks +9% synergy
Lost Jitte
10% of 30 decks +8% synergy
Thousand Moons Smithy
10% of 1020 decks +8% synergy
Vanquisher's Banner
9% of 6315 decks +5% synergy
Phyrexian Altar
9% of 6315 decks +4% synergy
Sculpting Steel
8% of 6315 decks +6% synergy
Urza's Incubator
8% of 6315 decks +6% synergy
Contagion Engine
8% of 6315 decks +7% synergy
Portal to Phyrexia
8% of 6315 decks +6% synergy
Weatherlight Compleated
8% of 6315 decks +7% synergy
Agatha's Soul Cauldron
8% of 1651 decks +5% synergy
Sword of Truth and Justice
6% of 6315 decks +5% synergy
Marauding Dreadship
6% of 244 decks +6% synergy
Norn's Annex
6% of 5423 decks +5% synergy
Ichormoon Gauntlet
5% of 1138 decks +4% synergy
Strionic Resonator
5% of 6315 decks +1% synergy
Infested Fleshcutter
5% of 5423 decks +5% synergy
Enchantments (36)
Sculpted Perfection
52% of 5422 decks +51% synergy
Blighted Burgeoning
51% of 2127 decks +51% synergy
Skrelv's Hive
50% of 5423 decks +48% synergy
Phyrexian Arena
49% of 6314 decks +42% synergy
Corruption of Towashi
44% of 1138 decks +44% synergy
Gift of Compleation
37% of 6314 decks +37% synergy
Feast of the Victorious Dead
34% of 2443 decks +34% synergy
Norn's Decree
30% of 5423 decks +29% synergy
Doubling Season
24% of 2127 decks +20% synergy
All Will Be One
23% of 244 decks +21% synergy
Phyrexian Scriptures
23% of 6314 decks +22% synergy
Etchings of the Chosen
22% of 5422 decks +21% synergy
Court of Garenbrig
22% of 413 decks +20% synergy
Inexorable Tide
21% of 1138 decks +19% synergy
Anointed Procession
19% of 5423 decks +15% synergy
Brokers Ascendancy
19% of 1043 decks +18% synergy
Hardened Scales
16% of 2127 decks +12% synergy
Smothering Tithe
16% of 5423 decks +4% synergy
Trouble in Pairs
16% of 326 decks +10% synergy
Parallel Lives
14% of 2127 decks +10% synergy
Insidious Roots
13% of 134 decks +10% synergy
Rhystic Study
12% of 1138 decks -3% synergy
Tribute to the World Tree
11% of 2127 decks +7% synergy
Phyrexian Reclamation
10% of 6314 decks +8% synergy
Resourceful Defense
10% of 5423 decks +9% synergy
Moldervine Reclamation
8% of 2127 decks +6% synergy
Black Market Connections
8% of 6314 decks +2% synergy
Kindred Discovery
7% of 1138 decks +4% synergy
Virtue of Loyalty
7% of 1393 decks +5% synergy
Necrogen Communion
6% of 6314 decks +6% synergy
Garruk's Uprising
6% of 2127 decks -0% synergy
Primal Vigor
6% of 2127 decks +4% synergy
Virtue of Persistence
5% of 1589 decks +3% synergy
Mesmerizing Dose
5% of 1138 decks +5% synergy
Goliath Hatchery
5% of 2127 decks +5% synergy
Mirari's Wake
5% of 1404 decks +2% synergy
Battles (6)
Invasion of New Capenna
23% of 5422 decks +22% synergy
Invasion of Alara
7% of 195 decks +7% synergy
Invasion of Tolvada
7% of 5422 decks +7% synergy
Invasion of Zendikar
7% of 2127 decks +6% synergy
Invasion of Shandalar
6% of 2127 decks +5% synergy
Invasion of Pyrulea
6% of 1060 decks +6% synergy
Planeswalkers (9)
Vraska, Betrayal's Sting
41% of 6314 decks +39% synergy
Nissa, Ascended Animist
20% of 2127 decks +18% synergy
Ajani, Sleeper Agent
15% of 1404 decks +14% synergy
Lukka, Bound to Ruin
14% of 204 decks +14% synergy
Tamiyo, Compleated Sage
10% of 1060 decks +10% synergy
Nahiri, the Unforgiving
6% of 206 decks +6% synergy
Tezzeret, Betrayer of Flesh
6% of 1138 decks +5% synergy
Jace, the Perfected Mind
5% of 1138 decks +5% synergy
Wrenn and Realmbreaker
5% of 2127 decks +4% synergy
Utility Lands (26)
Karn's Bastion
67% of 6315 decks +62% synergy
Vault of the Archangel
50% of 5422 decks +47% synergy
Bojuka Bog
49% of 6314 decks +34% synergy
Minas Tirith
15% of 1926 decks +10% synergy
The Autonomous Furnace
15% of 244 decks +15% synergy
Urborg, Tomb of Yawgmoth
15% of 6315 decks +4% synergy
Phyrexian Tower
14% of 6314 decks +10% synergy
Fomori Vault
12% of 32 decks +10% synergy
Rogue's Passage
12% of 6315 decks -7% synergy
Reliquary Tower
12% of 6315 decks -17% synergy
Drannith Ruins
12% of 2865 decks +11% synergy
Gavony Township
11% of 1404 decks +9% synergy
Diamond City
10% of 201 decks +8% synergy
The Surgical Bay
10% of 1138 decks +9% synergy
The Hunter Maze
10% of 2127 decks +9% synergy
Restless Fortress
10% of 1572 decks +9% synergy
Boseiju, Who Endures
8% of 2127 decks -1% synergy
Cabal Coffers
8% of 6314 decks +2% synergy
Restless Cottage
8% of 495 decks +7% synergy
Takenuma, Abandoned Mire
8% of 6314 decks +2% synergy
High Market
7% of 6315 decks +3% synergy
The Dross Pits
7% of 6314 decks +6% synergy
Ancient Den
6% of 5423 decks +3% synergy
The Fair Basilica
6% of 5423 decks +6% synergy
Vault of Whispers
6% of 6314 decks +4% synergy
Inkmoth Nexus
6% of 6315 decks +5% synergy
Mana Artifacts (24)
Sol Ring
88% of 6315 decks +3% synergy
Arcane Signet
83% of 6315 decks +13% synergy
Orzhov Signet
54% of 5422 decks +47% synergy
Talisman of Hierarchy
50% of 5422 decks +45% synergy
Everflowing Chalice
36% of 6315 decks +31% synergy
Mind Stone
31% of 6315 decks +13% synergy
Commander's Sphere
27% of 6315 decks +10% synergy
Glistening Sphere
27% of 6315 decks +25% synergy
Astral Cornucopia
21% of 6315 decks +20% synergy
Staff of Compleation
21% of 6315 decks +19% synergy
Golgari Signet
19% of 2127 decks +16% synergy
Fellwar Stone
14% of 6315 decks -7% synergy
Talisman of Resilience
11% of 2127 decks +9% synergy
Chromatic Lantern
10% of 6315 decks +1% synergy
Hedron Archive
8% of 6315 decks +5% synergy
Tablet of Compleation
8% of 6315 decks +7% synergy
Rakdos Signet
7% of 244 decks +0% synergy
Orzhov Locket
7% of 5422 decks +6% synergy
Phyrexian Atlas
6% of 6315 decks +6% synergy
Dimir Signet
6% of 1137 decks -2% synergy
Replicating Ring
6% of 6315 decks +4% synergy
Selesnya Signet
6% of 1404 decks +4% synergy
Timeless Lotus
6% of 195 decks +5% synergy
Talisman of Indulgence
5% of 244 decks -0% synergy
Lands (50)
Command Tower
87% of 6315 decks +14% synergy
Path of Ancestry
64% of 6315 decks +44% synergy
Tainted Field
53% of 5422 decks +50% synergy
Shineshadow Snarl
52% of 5422 decks +50% synergy
Fetid Heath
51% of 5422 decks +49% synergy
The Seedcore
46% of 6315 decks +45% synergy
Temple of Silence
46% of 5422 decks +42% synergy
Exotic Orchard
45% of 6315 decks +11% synergy
Caves of Koilos
39% of 5422 decks +33% synergy
Isolated Chapel
37% of 5422 decks +32% synergy
Godless Shrine
37% of 5422 decks +27% synergy
Sandsteppe Citadel
34% of 1404 decks +31% synergy
Indatha Triome
33% of 1404 decks +29% synergy
Spara's Headquarters
32% of 1043 decks +28% synergy
Overgrown Tomb
31% of 2127 decks +22% synergy
Goldmire Bridge
31% of 5422 decks +29% synergy
Raffine's Tower
30% of 1087 decks +26% synergy
Evolving Wilds
30% of 6315 decks +9% synergy
Opulent Palace
30% of 1060 decks +27% synergy
Zagoth Triome
30% of 1060 decks +26% synergy
Arcane Sanctum
30% of 1087 decks +26% synergy
Vault of Champions
28% of 5422 decks +22% synergy
Temple Garden
27% of 1404 decks +18% synergy
Terramorphic Expanse
27% of 6315 decks +11% synergy
Seaside Citadel
27% of 1043 decks +24% synergy
Breeding Pool
27% of 1060 decks +17% synergy
Woodland Cemetery
26% of 2127 decks +21% synergy
Hallowed Fountain
26% of 1088 decks +17% synergy
Watery Grave
25% of 1137 decks +15% synergy
Mirrex
25% of 6315 decks +24% synergy
The World Tree
25% of 195 decks +22% synergy
Canopy Vista
23% of 1404 decks +16% synergy
Undergrowth Stadium
23% of 2127 decks +17% synergy
Llanowar Wastes
23% of 2127 decks +18% synergy
Jetmir's Garden
22% of 198 decks +18% synergy
Spire of Industry
22% of 6315 decks +19% synergy
Necroblossom Snarl
22% of 2127 decks +19% synergy
Ziatora's Proving Ground
22% of 204 decks +18% synergy
Temple of Malady
21% of 2127 decks +18% synergy
Tainted Wood
20% of 2127 decks +18% synergy
Xander's Lounge
20% of 204 decks +16% synergy
Ketria Triome
19% of 195 decks +16% synergy
Shattered Sanctum
19% of 5422 decks +16% synergy
Underground Mortuary
19% of 126 decks +14% synergy
Savai Triome
19% of 206 decks +16% synergy
Orzhov Basilica
19% of 5422 decks +15% synergy
Golgari Rot Farm
18% of 2127 decks +15% synergy
Jungle Hollow
18% of 2127 decks +16% synergy
Steam Vents
18% of 204 decks +9% synergy
Stomping Ground
18% of 204 decks +8% synergy