Average Deck for Squidward, Sarcastic Snob - Expensive Bounce
Original Name:
Grazilaxx, Illithid ScholarGrazilaxx, Illithid Scholar
Squidward, Sarcastic Snob
Rank #1,800
1decks
Jan 30, 2026
Fire and Ice: Which Cards Are Hot and Cold for Goro-Goro and Satoru?
On this edition of Fire and Ice, we're checking in with a popular Grixis Dragon maker: Goro-Goro and Satoru. Let's see what's heating up.
Aug 28, 2025
Malcolm and Sakashima Commander Deck Tech
Levi's got a great deck here helmed by Malcolm, Keen-Eyed Navigator and Malcolm, Keen-Eyed Navigator (okay, the second one is Sakashima of a Thousand Faces, but it's there to clone Malcolm). Come take a look!
Decklist
Commander
- 1Squidward, Sarcastic SnobSquidward, Sarcastic Snob
Creatures (31)
- 1Aether AdeptAether Adept
- 1Aether ChannelerAether Channeler
- 1Agent of TreacheryAgent of Treachery
- 1Amphin MutineerAmphin Mutineer
- 1ArchaeomancerArchaeomancer
- 1Azure BeastbinderAzure Beastbinder
- 1Barrin, Tolarian ArchmageBarrin, Tolarian Archmage
- 1Crashing DrawbridgeCrashing Drawbridge
- 1Deepfathom SkulkerDeepfathom Skulker
- 1Defiler of DreamsDefiler of Dreams
- 1Dour Port-MageDour Port-Mage
- 1Enduring CuriosityEnduring Curiosity
- 1Frost TitanFrost Titan
- 1Gilded DrakeGilded Drake
- 1Graaz, Unstoppable JuggernautGraaz, Unstoppable Juggernaut
- 1Harrier StrixHarrier Strix
- 1Jill, Shiva's DominantJill, Shiva's Dominant
- 1Kitesail LarcenistKitesail Larcenist
- 1Network DisruptorNetwork Disruptor
- 1Phantom SteedPhantom Steed
- 1PuPu UFOPuPu UFO
- 1Sakashima's StudentSakashima's Student
- 1Snapcaster MageSnapcaster Mage
- 1Starfield VocalistStarfield Vocalist
- 1Summon: ValeforSummon: Valefor
- 1Tempest CallerTempest Caller
- 1Thassa, Deep-DwellingThassa, Deep-Dwelling
- 1Thieving SkydiverThieving Skydiver
- 1Tishana's TidebinderTishana's Tidebinder
- 1Ultimecia, Temporal ThreatUltimecia, Temporal Threat
- 1Winter EladrinWinter Eladrin
Instants (12)
- 1AetherizeAetherize
- 1Cyber ConversionCyber Conversion
- 1EvacuationEvacuation
- 1High TideHigh Tide
- 1Mystical TutorMystical Tutor
- 1PongifyPongify
- 1Rapid HybridizationRapid Hybridization
- 1Run Away TogetherRun Away Together
- 1Sink into StuporSink into Stupor
- 1SnapSnap
- 1This Town Ain't Big EnoughThis Town Ain't Big Enough
- 1Wipe AwayWipe Away
Artifacts (17)
- 1Arcane SignetArcane Signet
- 1Bident of ThassaBident of Thassa
- 1Chrome MoxChrome Mox
- 1Cloud KeyCloud Key
- 1Cloudstone CurioCloudstone Curio
- 1Conjurer's ClosetConjurer's Closet
- 1Extraplanar LensExtraplanar Lens
- 1Kefnet's MonumentKefnet's Monument
- 1Mana VaultMana Vault
- 1PanharmoniconPanharmonicon
- 1Sapphire MedallionSapphire Medallion
- 1Semblance AnvilSemblance Anvil
- 1Sol RingSol Ring
- 1Swiftfoot BootsSwiftfoot Boots
- 1The IndomitableThe Indomitable
- 1Thought VesselThought Vessel
- 1Thran DynamoThran Dynamo
Enchantments (3)
- 1EquilibriumEquilibrium
- 1Rhystic StudyRhystic Study
- 1Virtue of KnowledgeVirtue of Knowledge
Lands (36)
- 1Academy RuinsAcademy Ruins
- 1Ancient TombAncient Tomb
- 1Command BeaconCommand Beacon
- 1Minamo, School at Water's EdgeMinamo, School at Water's Edge
- 1Mystic SanctuaryMystic Sanctuary
- 1Nykthos, Shrine to NyxNykthos, Shrine to Nyx
- 1Otawara, Soaring CityOtawara, Soaring City
- 1Reliquary TowerReliquary Tower
- 1Riptide LaboratoryRiptide Laboratory
- 1Scrying SheetsScrying Sheets
- 24Snow-Covered IslandSnow-Covered Island
- 1Soldevi ExcavationsSoldevi Excavations
- 1Tolaria WestTolaria West
Aether Adept
Aether Adept
Aether Channeler
Aether Channeler
Agent of Treachery
Agent of Treachery
Amphin Mutineer
Amphin Mutineer
Archaeomancer
Archaeomancer
Azure Beastbinder
Azure Beastbinder
Barrin, Tolarian Archmage
Barrin, Tolarian Archmage
Crashing Drawbridge
Crashing Drawbridge
Deepfathom Skulker
Deepfathom Skulker
Defiler of Dreams
Defiler of Dreams
Dour Port-Mage
Dour Port-Mage
Enduring Curiosity
Enduring Curiosity
Frost Titan
Frost Titan
Gilded Drake
Gilded Drake
Graaz, Unstoppable Juggernaut
Graaz, Unstoppable Juggernaut
Harrier Strix
Harrier Strix
Jill, Shiva's Dominant
Jill, Shiva's Dominant
Kitesail Larcenist
Kitesail Larcenist
Network Disruptor
Network Disruptor
Phantom Steed
Phantom Steed
PuPu UFO
PuPu UFO
Sakashima's Student
Sakashima's Student
Snapcaster Mage
Snapcaster Mage
Starfield Vocalist
Starfield Vocalist
Summon: Valefor
Summon: Valefor
Tempest Caller
Tempest Caller
Thassa, Deep-Dwelling
Thassa, Deep-Dwelling
Thieving Skydiver
Thieving Skydiver
Tishana's Tidebinder
Tishana's Tidebinder
Ultimecia, Temporal Threat
Ultimecia, Temporal Threat
Winter Eladrin
Winter Eladrin
Instants (12)
Aetherize
Aetherize
Cyber Conversion
Cyber Conversion
Evacuation
Evacuation
High Tide
High Tide
Mystical Tutor
Mystical Tutor
Pongify
Pongify
Rapid Hybridization
Rapid Hybridization
Run Away Together
Run Away Together
Sink into Stupor
Sink into Stupor
Snap
Snap
This Town Ain't Big Enough
This Town Ain't Big Enough
Wipe Away
Wipe Away
Artifacts (17)
Arcane Signet
Arcane Signet
Bident of Thassa
Bident of Thassa
Chrome Mox
Chrome Mox
Cloud Key
Cloud Key
Cloudstone Curio
Cloudstone Curio
Conjurer's Closet
Conjurer's Closet
Extraplanar Lens
Extraplanar Lens
Kefnet's Monument
Kefnet's Monument
Mana Vault
Mana Vault
Panharmonicon
Panharmonicon
Sapphire Medallion
Sapphire Medallion
Semblance Anvil
Semblance Anvil
Sol Ring
Sol Ring
Swiftfoot Boots
Swiftfoot Boots
The Indomitable
The Indomitable
Thought Vessel
Thought Vessel
Thran Dynamo
Thran Dynamo
Enchantments (3)
Equilibrium
Equilibrium
Rhystic Study
Rhystic Study
Virtue of Knowledge
Virtue of Knowledge
Lands (12)
Academy Ruins
Academy Ruins
Ancient Tomb
Ancient Tomb
Command Beacon
Command Beacon
Minamo, School at Water's Edge
Minamo, School at Water's Edge
Mystic Sanctuary
Mystic Sanctuary
Nykthos, Shrine to Nyx
Nykthos, Shrine to Nyx
Otawara, Soaring City
Otawara, Soaring City
Reliquary Tower
Reliquary Tower
Riptide Laboratory
Riptide Laboratory
Scrying Sheets
Scrying Sheets
Soldevi Excavations
Soldevi Excavations
Tolaria West
Tolaria West
Basics (1)
Snow-Covered Island
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