Average Deck for Squidward, Sarcastic Snob - Expensive Aggro
Original Name:
Grazilaxx, Illithid ScholarGrazilaxx, Illithid Scholar
Squidward, Sarcastic Snob
Rank #1,766
2decks
Jan 30, 2026
Fire and Ice: Which Cards Are Hot and Cold for Goro-Goro and Satoru?
On this edition of Fire and Ice, we're checking in with a popular Grixis Dragon maker: Goro-Goro and Satoru. Let's see what's heating up.
Aug 28, 2025
Malcolm and Sakashima Commander Deck Tech
Levi's got a great deck here helmed by Malcolm, Keen-Eyed Navigator and Malcolm, Keen-Eyed Navigator (okay, the second one is Sakashima of a Thousand Faces, but it's there to clone Malcolm). Come take a look!
Decklist
Commander
- 1Squidward, Sarcastic SnobSquidward, Sarcastic Snob
Creatures (32)
- 1Ancient Silver DragonAncient Silver Dragon
- 1Artificer's AssistantArtificer's Assistant
- 1Chasm SkulkerChasm Skulker
- 1Cloud of FaeriesCloud of Faeries
- 1Deceptive FrostkiteDeceptive Frostkite
- 1Enduring CuriosityEnduring Curiosity
- 1Esior, Wardwing FamiliarEsior, Wardwing Familiar
- 1Faerie MastermindFaerie Mastermind
- 1Faerie SeerFaerie Seer
- 1Faerie VandalFaerie Vandal
- 1FloodbringerFloodbringer
- 1Ghostly PilfererGhostly Pilferer
- 1Illvoi GalebladeIllvoi Galeblade
- 1Kira, Great Glass-SpinnerKira, Great Glass-Spinner
- 1Ledger ShredderLedger Shredder
- 1MemniteMemnite
- 1Mercurial SpelldancerMercurial Spelldancer
- 1Mist-Cloaked HeraldMist-Cloaked Herald
- 1MockingbirdMockingbird
- 1Phantasmal ImagePhantasmal Image
- 1Silver RavenSilver Raven
- 1Siren StormtamerSiren Stormtamer
- 1Slither BladeSlither Blade
- 1Spectral SailorSpectral Sailor
- 1SpellseekerSpellseeker
- 1StarwinderStarwinder
- 1Stonecoil SerpentStonecoil Serpent
- 1Thieving SkydiverThieving Skydiver
- 1Toothy, Imaginary FriendToothy, Imaginary Friend
- 1Triton ShorestalkerTriton Shorestalker
- 1Warkite MarauderWarkite Marauder
- 1WingcrafterWingcrafter
Instants (14)
- 1BlustersquallBlustersquall
- 1BrainstormBrainstorm
- 1CounterspellCounterspell
- 1Cyber ConversionCyber Conversion
- 1Cyclonic RiftCyclonic Rift
- 1Fierce GuardianshipFierce Guardianship
- 1Flare of DenialFlare of Denial
- 1FlusterstormFlusterstorm
- 1Force of NegationForce of Negation
- 1Force of WillForce of Will
- 1High TideHigh Tide
- 1Mana DrainMana Drain
- 1Mystical TutorMystical Tutor
- 1PongifyPongify
Sorceries (3)
- 1Cone of ColdCone of Cold
- 1FabricateFabricate
- 1WindfallWindfall
Artifacts (10)
- 1Arcane SignetArcane Signet
- 1Basalt MonolithBasalt Monolith
- 1Decanter of Endless WaterDecanter of Endless Water
- 1Liquimetal TorqueLiquimetal Torque
- 1Mana VaultMana Vault
- 1Mox AmberMox Amber
- 1Mox DiamondMox Diamond
- 1Sapphire MedallionSapphire Medallion
- 1Sol RingSol Ring
- 1Thought VesselThought Vessel
Enchantments (6)
- 1Coastal PiracyCoastal Piracy
- 1Cunning EvasionCunning Evasion
- 1Mystic RemoraMystic Remora
- 1PropagandaPropaganda
- 1Reconnaissance MissionReconnaissance Mission
- 1Rhystic StudyRhystic Study
Lands (34)
- 1Access TunnelAccess Tunnel
- 1Ancient TombAncient Tomb
- 1Castle VantressCastle Vantress
- 1Emergence ZoneEmergence Zone
- 1Gemstone CavernsGemstone Caverns
- 13IslandIsland
- 1Mystic SanctuaryMystic Sanctuary
- 1Nykthos, Shrine to NyxNykthos, Shrine to Nyx
- 1Otawara, Soaring CityOtawara, Soaring City
- 1Reliquary TowerReliquary Tower
- 1Scavenger GroundsScavenger Grounds
- 9Snow-Covered IslandSnow-Covered Island
- 1Terrain GeneratorTerrain Generator
- 1War RoomWar Room
Ancient Silver Dragon
Ancient Silver Dragon
Artificer's Assistant
Artificer's Assistant
Chasm Skulker
Chasm Skulker
Cloud of Faeries
Cloud of Faeries
Deceptive Frostkite
Deceptive Frostkite
Enduring Curiosity
Enduring Curiosity
Esior, Wardwing Familiar
Esior, Wardwing Familiar
Faerie Mastermind
Faerie Mastermind
Faerie Seer
Faerie Seer
Faerie Vandal
Faerie Vandal
Floodbringer
Floodbringer
Ghostly Pilferer
Ghostly Pilferer
Illvoi Galeblade
Illvoi Galeblade
Kira, Great Glass-Spinner
Kira, Great Glass-Spinner
Ledger Shredder
Ledger Shredder
Memnite
Memnite
Mercurial Spelldancer
Mercurial Spelldancer
Mist-Cloaked Herald
Mist-Cloaked Herald
Mockingbird
Mockingbird
Phantasmal Image
Phantasmal Image
Silver Raven
Silver Raven
Siren Stormtamer
Siren Stormtamer
Slither Blade
Slither Blade
Spectral Sailor
Spectral Sailor
Spellseeker
Spellseeker
Starwinder
Starwinder
Stonecoil Serpent
Stonecoil Serpent
Thieving Skydiver
Thieving Skydiver
Toothy, Imaginary Friend
Toothy, Imaginary Friend
Triton Shorestalker
Triton Shorestalker
Warkite Marauder
Warkite Marauder
Wingcrafter
Wingcrafter
Instants (14)
Blustersquall
Blustersquall
Brainstorm
Brainstorm
Counterspell
Counterspell
Cyber Conversion
Cyber Conversion
Cyclonic Rift
Cyclonic Rift
Fierce Guardianship
Fierce Guardianship
Flare of Denial
Flare of Denial
Flusterstorm
Flusterstorm
Force of Negation
Force of Negation
Force of Will
Force of Will
High Tide
High Tide
Mana Drain
Mana Drain
Mystical Tutor
Mystical Tutor
Pongify
Pongify
Sorceries (3)
Cone of Cold
Cone of Cold
Fabricate
Fabricate
Windfall
Windfall
Artifacts (10)
Arcane Signet
Arcane Signet
Basalt Monolith
Basalt Monolith
Decanter of Endless Water
Decanter of Endless Water
Liquimetal Torque
Liquimetal Torque
Mana Vault
Mana Vault
Mox Amber
Mox Amber
Mox Diamond
Mox Diamond
Sapphire Medallion
Sapphire Medallion
Sol Ring
Sol Ring
Thought Vessel
Thought Vessel
Enchantments (6)
Coastal Piracy
Coastal Piracy
Cunning Evasion
Cunning Evasion
Mystic Remora
Mystic Remora
Propaganda
Propaganda
Reconnaissance Mission
Reconnaissance Mission
Rhystic Study
Rhystic Study
Lands (12)
Access Tunnel
Access Tunnel
Ancient Tomb
Ancient Tomb
Castle Vantress
Castle Vantress
Emergence Zone
Emergence Zone
Gemstone Caverns
Gemstone Caverns
Mystic Sanctuary
Mystic Sanctuary
Nykthos, Shrine to Nyx
Nykthos, Shrine to Nyx
Otawara, Soaring City
Otawara, Soaring City
Reliquary Tower
Reliquary Tower
Scavenger Grounds
Scavenger Grounds
Terrain Generator
Terrain Generator
War Room
War Room
Basics (2)
Island
13 Island
Snow-Covered Island
9 Snow-Covered Island