Average Deck for Squidward, Sarcastic Snob - Optimized Control

Levi's got a great deck here helmed by Malcolm, Keen-Eyed Navigator and Malcolm, Keen-Eyed Navigator (okay, the second one is Sakashima of a Thousand Faces, but it's there to clone Malcolm). Come take a look!

Decklist

Squidward, Sarcastic Snob

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Playtest on Archidekt

Commander
- 1Squidward, Sarcastic SnobSquidward, Sarcastic Snob
Creatures (20)
- 1Agent of TreacheryAgent of Treachery
- 1Baral, Chief of ComplianceBaral, Chief of Compliance
- 1Faerie MastermindFaerie Mastermind
- 1Flitterwing NuisanceFlitterwing Nuisance
- 1Gilded DrakeGilded Drake
- 1Illvoi GalebladeIllvoi Galeblade
- 1Laboratory ManiacLaboratory Maniac
- 1Malevolent HermitMalevolent Hermit
- 1Marang River RegentMarang River Regent
- 1Peregrine DrakePeregrine Drake
- 1Phantasmal ImagePhantasmal Image
- 1Phyrexian MetamorphPhyrexian Metamorph
- 1Silver RavenSilver Raven
- 1Siren StormtamerSiren Stormtamer
- 1Spectral SailorSpectral Sailor
- 1SpellseekerSpellseeker
- 1Spyglass SirenSpyglass Siren
- 1Vedalken AethermageVedalken Aethermage
- 1Walking BallistaWalking Ballista
- 1Wan Shi Tong, LibrarianWan Shi Tong, Librarian
Instants (25)
- 1An Offer You Can't RefuseAn Offer You Can't Refuse
- 1Blue Sun's ZenithBlue Sun's Zenith
- 1BrainstormBrainstorm
- 1CounterspellCounterspell
- 1Cyclonic RiftCyclonic Rift
- 1DeliberateDeliberate
- 1DispelDispel
- 1Fierce GuardianshipFierce Guardianship
- 1FlusterstormFlusterstorm
- 1Force of NegationForce of Negation
- 1Force of WillForce of Will
- 1IntuitionIntuition
- 1Mana DrainMana Drain
- 1March of Swirling MistMarch of Swirling Mist
- 1Mental MisstepMental Misstep
- 1Mindbreak TrapMindbreak Trap
- 1Muddle the MixtureMuddle the Mixture
- 1Mystical TutorMystical Tutor
- 1Narset's ReversalNarset's Reversal
- 1Nexus of FateNexus of Fate
- 1PongifyPongify
- 1Rapid HybridizationRapid Hybridization
- 1Sink into StuporSink into Stupor
- 1Swan SongSwan Song
- 1Void ShatterVoid Shatter
Sorceries (9)
- 1Gitaxian ProbeGitaxian Probe
- 1Lórien RevealedLórien Revealed
- 1Merchant ScrollMerchant Scroll
- 1Sea Gate RestorationSea Gate Restoration
- 1Solve the EquationSolve the Equation
- 1Temporal ManipulationTemporal Manipulation
- 1Temporal TrespassTemporal Trespass
- 1Time StretchTime Stretch
- 1Time WarpTime Warp
Artifacts (9)
- 1Arcane SignetArcane Signet
- 1Chrome MoxChrome Mox
- 1Fellwar StoneFellwar Stone
- 1Isochron ScepterIsochron Scepter
- 1Mana VaultMana Vault
- 1Mox AmberMox Amber
- 1Mox DiamondMox Diamond
- 1Sapphire MedallionSapphire Medallion
- 1Sol RingSol Ring
Enchantments (5)
- 1Mana BreachMana Breach
- 1Mystic RemoraMystic Remora
- 1PropagandaPropaganda
- 1Rhystic StudyRhystic Study
- 1Trade RoutesTrade Routes
Planeswalker (1)
- 1The Theorist, Jace BelerenThe Theorist, Jace Beleren
Lands (30)
- 1Ancient TombAncient Tomb
- 1Cephalid ColiseumCephalid Coliseum
- 1Flooded StrandFlooded Strand
- 1Gemstone CavernsGemstone Caverns
- 16IslandIsland
- 1Mistrise VillageMistrise Village
- 1Misty RainforestMisty Rainforest
- 1Mystic SanctuaryMystic Sanctuary
- 1Nykthos, Shrine to NyxNykthos, Shrine to Nyx
- 1Otawara, Soaring CityOtawara, Soaring City
- 1Polluted DeltaPolluted Delta
- 1Prismatic VistaPrismatic Vista
- 1Scalding TarnScalding Tarn
- 1Tolaria WestTolaria West
- 1Urza's SagaUrza's Saga

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Agent of Treachery

Baral, Chief of Compliance

Faerie Mastermind

Flitterwing Nuisance

Gilded Drake

Illvoi Galeblade

Laboratory Maniac

Malevolent Hermit

Marang River Regent

Peregrine Drake

Phantasmal Image

Phyrexian Metamorph

Silver Raven

Siren Stormtamer

Spectral Sailor

Spellseeker

Spyglass Siren

Vedalken Aethermage

Walking Ballista

Wan Shi Tong, Librarian

Instants (25)

An Offer You Can't Refuse

Blue Sun's Zenith

Brainstorm

Counterspell

Cyclonic Rift

Deliberate

Dispel

Fierce Guardianship

Flusterstorm

Force of Negation

Force of Will

Intuition

Mana Drain

March of Swirling Mist

Mental Misstep

Mindbreak Trap

Muddle the Mixture

Mystical Tutor

Narset's Reversal

Nexus of Fate

Pongify

Rapid Hybridization

Sink into Stupor

Swan Song

Void Shatter

Sorceries (9)

Gitaxian Probe

Lórien Revealed

Merchant Scroll

Sea Gate Restoration

Solve the Equation

Temporal Manipulation

Temporal Trespass

Time Stretch

Time Warp

Artifacts (9)

Arcane Signet

Chrome Mox

Fellwar Stone

Isochron Scepter

Mana Vault

Mox Amber

Mox Diamond

Sapphire Medallion

Sol Ring

Enchantments (5)

Mana Breach

Mystic Remora

Propaganda

Rhystic Study

Trade Routes

Planeswalkers (1)

The Theorist, Jace Beleren

Lands (14)

Ancient Tomb

Cephalid Coliseum

Flooded Strand

Gemstone Caverns

Mistrise Village

Misty Rainforest

Mystic Sanctuary

Nykthos, Shrine to Nyx

Otawara, Soaring City

Polluted Delta

Prismatic Vista

Scalding Tarn

Tolaria West

Urza's Saga

Basics (1)

Island

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