Average Deck for Squidward, Sarcastic Snob - Expensive Optimized

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Grazilaxx, Illithid ScholarGrazilaxx, Illithid Scholar

Squidward, Sarcastic Snob
Rank #1,712
2decks
Julia Maddalena
Jan 30, 2026
Fire and Ice: Which Cards Are Hot and Cold for Goro-Goro and Satoru?
On this edition of Fire and Ice, we're checking in with a popular Grixis Dragon maker: Goro-Goro and Satoru. Let's see what's heating up.
Levi Perry
Aug 28, 2025
Malcolm and Sakashima Commander Deck Tech
Levi's got a great deck here helmed by Malcolm, Keen-Eyed Navigator and Malcolm, Keen-Eyed Navigator (okay, the second one is Sakashima of a Thousand Faces, but it's there to clone Malcolm). Come take a look!
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Average Decklist

Baral, Chief of Compliance
Baral, Chief of Compliance
Faerie Mastermind
Faerie Mastermind
Flesh Duplicate
Flesh Duplicate
Flitterwing Nuisance
Flitterwing Nuisance
Gilded Drake
Gilded Drake
Hope of Ghirapur
Hope of Ghirapur
Invisible Stalker
Invisible Stalker
Mausoleum Wanderer
Mausoleum Wanderer
Oboro Breezecaller
Oboro Breezecaller
Peregrine Drake
Peregrine Drake
Phantasmal Image
Phantasmal Image
Phyrexian Metamorph
Phyrexian Metamorph
Silver Raven
Silver Raven
Siren Stormtamer
Siren Stormtamer
Snapcaster Mage
Snapcaster Mage
Spellseeker
Spellseeker
Thada Adel, Acquisitor
Thada Adel, Acquisitor
Thassa, God of the Sea
Thassa, God of the Sea
Thunderclap Drake
Thunderclap Drake
Vedalken Aethermage
Vedalken Aethermage
Volatile Stormdrake
Volatile Stormdrake
Wan Shi Tong, Librarian
Wan Shi Tong, Librarian
Instants (22)
Blue Sun's Zenith
Blue Sun's Zenith
Cyclonic Rift
Cyclonic Rift
Disallow
Disallow
Dramatic Reversal
Dramatic Reversal
Fierce Guardianship
Fierce Guardianship
Flusterstorm
Flusterstorm
Force of Negation
Force of Negation
Force of Will
Force of Will
High Tide
High Tide
Long-Term Plans
Long-Term Plans
Mana Drain
Mana Drain
March of Swirling Mist
March of Swirling Mist
Mindbreak Trap
Mindbreak Trap
Misdirection
Misdirection
Muddle the Mixture
Muddle the Mixture
Mystical Tutor
Mystical Tutor
Narset's Reversal
Narset's Reversal
Pact of Negation
Pact of Negation
Pongify
Pongify
Rapid Hybridization
Rapid Hybridization
Submerge
Submerge
Swan Song
Swan Song
Sorceries (9)
Fabricate
Fabricate
Gitaxian Probe
Gitaxian Probe
Hidden Strings
Hidden Strings
Sea Gate Restoration
Sea Gate Restoration
Solve the Equation
Solve the Equation
Step Through
Step Through
Timetwister
Timetwister
Time Warp
Time Warp
Windfall
Windfall
Artifacts (11)
Arcane Signet
Arcane Signet
Chrome Mox
Chrome Mox
Fellwar Stone
Fellwar Stone
Grim Monolith
Grim Monolith
Isochron Scepter
Isochron Scepter
Mox Amber
Mox Amber
Mox Diamond
Mox Diamond
Mox Opal
Mox Opal
Sapphire Medallion
Sapphire Medallion
Sensei's Divining Top
Sensei's Divining Top
Sol Ring
Sol Ring
Enchantments (4)
Counterbalance
Counterbalance
Mana Breach
Mana Breach
Mystic Remora
Mystic Remora
Rhystic Study
Rhystic Study
Lands (15)
Academy Ruins
Academy Ruins
Ancient Tomb
Ancient Tomb
Blast Zone
Blast Zone
Cephalid Coliseum
Cephalid Coliseum
Flooded Strand
Flooded Strand
Gemstone Caverns
Gemstone Caverns
Minamo, School at Water's Edge
Minamo, School at Water's Edge
Misty Rainforest
Misty Rainforest
Mystic Sanctuary
Mystic Sanctuary
Nykthos, Shrine to Nyx
Nykthos, Shrine to Nyx
Otawara, Soaring City
Otawara, Soaring City
Polluted Delta
Polluted Delta
Prismatic Vista
Prismatic Vista
Scalding Tarn
Scalding Tarn
Winding Canyons
Winding Canyons
Basics (2)
Island
9 Islands
Snow-Covered Island
7 Snow-Covered Islands