Average Deck for Squidward, Sarcastic Snob - Budget Unblockable
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Grazilaxx, Illithid ScholarGrazilaxx, Illithid Scholar
Squidward, Sarcastic Snob
Rank #1,773
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Jan 30, 2026
Fire and Ice: Which Cards Are Hot and Cold for Goro-Goro and Satoru?
On this edition of Fire and Ice, we're checking in with a popular Grixis Dragon maker: Goro-Goro and Satoru. Let's see what's heating up.
Aug 28, 2025
Malcolm and Sakashima Commander Deck Tech
Levi's got a great deck here helmed by Malcolm, Keen-Eyed Navigator and Malcolm, Keen-Eyed Navigator (okay, the second one is Sakashima of a Thousand Faces, but it's there to clone Malcolm). Come take a look!
Decklist
Commander
- 1Squidward, Sarcastic SnobSquidward, Sarcastic Snob
Creatures (29)
- 1Bladegriff PrototypeBladegriff Prototype
- 1Body of KnowledgeBody of Knowledge
- 1Caelorna, Coral TyrantCaelorna, Coral Tyrant
- 1Defiler of DreamsDefiler of Dreams
- 1Diamond KnightDiamond Knight
- 1Esior, Wardwing FamiliarEsior, Wardwing Familiar
- 1Fblthp, the LostFblthp, the Lost
- 1Guild ThiefGuild Thief
- 1Illvoi OperativeIllvoi Operative
- 1Invisible StalkerInvisible Stalker
- 1Kenku ArtificerKenku Artificer
- 1Looter il-KorLooter il-Kor
- 1Mercurial SpelldancerMercurial Spelldancer
- 1Metalwork ColossusMetalwork Colossus
- 1Mouth of the StormMouth of the Storm
- 1Psychosis CrawlerPsychosis Crawler
- 1Scourge of FleetsScourge of Fleets
- 1Silver MyrSilver Myr
- 1Silver RavenSilver Raven
- 1Slither BladeSlither Blade
- 1Solemn SimulacrumSolemn Simulacrum
- 1Summon: ShivaSummon: Shiva
- 1Syr Elenora, the DiscerningSyr Elenora, the Discerning
- 1Traxos, Scourge of KroogTraxos, Scourge of Kroog
- 1Vedalken InfiltratorVedalken Infiltrator
- 1Vnwxt, Verbose HostVnwxt, Verbose Host
- 1Winter EladrinWinter Eladrin
- 1Yuan-Ti MalisonYuan-Ti Malison
- 1Zephyr SentinelZephyr Sentinel
Instants (7)
- 1DispelDispel
- 1ForbidForbid
- 1RedirectRedirect
- 1ResculptResculpt
- 1Spell SyphonSpell Syphon
- 1Stolen UniformStolen Uniform
- 1You Come to a RiverYou Come to a River
Sorceries (2)
- 1Enter the EnigmaEnter the Enigma
- 1River's RebukeRiver's Rebuke
Artifacts (18)
- 1Bident of ThassaBident of Thassa
- 1Brass KnucklesBrass Knuckles
- 1Cargo ShipCargo Ship
- 1Darksteel IngotDarksteel Ingot
- 1Goggles of NightGoggles of Night
- 1Goldvein PickGoldvein Pick
- 1Hand of VecnaHand of Vecna
- 1Leather ArmorLeather Armor
- 1Mind StoneMind Stone
- 1Quietus SpikeQuietus Spike
- 1Rogue's GlovesRogue's Gloves
- 1Sky DiamondSky Diamond
- 1Soul-Guide LanternSoul-Guide Lantern
- 1Staff of the Mind MagusStaff of the Mind Magus
- 1The Blackstaff of WaterdeepThe Blackstaff of Waterdeep
- 1The Stasis CoffinThe Stasis Coffin
- 1Thief's KnifeThief's Knife
- 1Thought VesselThought Vessel
Enchantments (7)
- 1Combat ResearchCombat Research
- 1CryoshatterCryoshatter
- 1Eaten by PiranhasEaten by Piranhas
- 1Imprisoned in the MoonImprisoned in the Moon
- 1Reconnaissance MissionReconnaissance Mission
- 1Sleep MagicSleep Magic
- 1Tamiyo's CompleationTamiyo's Compleation
Lands (36)
- 1Buried RuinBuried Ruin
- 1Eden, Seat of the SanctumEden, Seat of the Sanctum
- 1Ghost QuarterGhost Quarter
- 33IslandIsland
Bladegriff Prototype
Bladegriff Prototype
Body of Knowledge
Body of Knowledge
Caelorna, Coral Tyrant
Caelorna, Coral Tyrant
Defiler of Dreams
Defiler of Dreams
Diamond Knight
Diamond Knight
Esior, Wardwing Familiar
Esior, Wardwing Familiar
Fblthp, the Lost
Fblthp, the Lost
Guild Thief
Guild Thief
Illvoi Operative
Illvoi Operative
Invisible Stalker
Invisible Stalker
Kenku Artificer
Kenku Artificer
Looter il-Kor
Looter il-Kor
Mercurial Spelldancer
Mercurial Spelldancer
Metalwork Colossus
Metalwork Colossus
Mouth of the Storm
Mouth of the Storm
Psychosis Crawler
Psychosis Crawler
Scourge of Fleets
Scourge of Fleets
Silver Myr
Silver Myr
Silver Raven
Silver Raven
Slither Blade
Slither Blade
Solemn Simulacrum
Solemn Simulacrum
Summon: Shiva
Summon: Shiva
Syr Elenora, the Discerning
Syr Elenora, the Discerning
Traxos, Scourge of Kroog
Traxos, Scourge of Kroog
Vedalken Infiltrator
Vedalken Infiltrator
Vnwxt, Verbose Host
Vnwxt, Verbose Host
Winter Eladrin
Winter Eladrin
Yuan-Ti Malison
Yuan-Ti Malison
Zephyr Sentinel
Zephyr Sentinel
Instants (7)
Dispel
Dispel
Forbid
Forbid
Redirect
Redirect
Resculpt
Resculpt
Spell Syphon
Spell Syphon
Stolen Uniform
Stolen Uniform
You Come to a River
You Come to a River
Sorceries (2)
Enter the Enigma
Enter the Enigma
River's Rebuke
River's Rebuke
Artifacts (18)
Bident of Thassa
Bident of Thassa
Brass Knuckles
Brass Knuckles
Cargo Ship
Cargo Ship
Darksteel Ingot
Darksteel Ingot
Goggles of Night
Goggles of Night
Goldvein Pick
Goldvein Pick
Hand of Vecna
Hand of Vecna
Leather Armor
Leather Armor
Mind Stone
Mind Stone
Quietus Spike
Quietus Spike
Rogue's Gloves
Rogue's Gloves
Sky Diamond
Sky Diamond
Soul-Guide Lantern
Soul-Guide Lantern
Staff of the Mind Magus
Staff of the Mind Magus
The Blackstaff of Waterdeep
The Blackstaff of Waterdeep
The Stasis Coffin
The Stasis Coffin
Thief's Knife
Thief's Knife
Thought Vessel
Thought Vessel
Enchantments (7)
Combat Research
Combat Research
Cryoshatter
Cryoshatter
Eaten by Piranhas
Eaten by Piranhas
Imprisoned in the Moon
Imprisoned in the Moon
Reconnaissance Mission
Reconnaissance Mission
Sleep Magic
Sleep Magic
Tamiyo's Compleation
Tamiyo's Compleation
Lands (3)
Buried Ruin
Buried Ruin
Eden, Seat of the Sanctum
Eden, Seat of the Sanctum
Ghost Quarter
Ghost Quarter
Basics (1)
Island
33 Island