Average Deck for Squidward, Sarcastic Snob - Budget Aggro
Original Name:
Grazilaxx, Illithid ScholarGrazilaxx, Illithid Scholar
Squidward, Sarcastic Snob
Rank #1,770
2decks
Jan 30, 2026
Fire and Ice: Which Cards Are Hot and Cold for Goro-Goro and Satoru?
On this edition of Fire and Ice, we're checking in with a popular Grixis Dragon maker: Goro-Goro and Satoru. Let's see what's heating up.
Aug 28, 2025
Malcolm and Sakashima Commander Deck Tech
Levi's got a great deck here helmed by Malcolm, Keen-Eyed Navigator and Malcolm, Keen-Eyed Navigator (okay, the second one is Sakashima of a Thousand Faces, but it's there to clone Malcolm). Come take a look!
Decklist
Commander
- 1Squidward, Sarcastic SnobSquidward, Sarcastic Snob
Creatures (36)
- 1Aether ChannelerAether Channeler
- 1Archmage's NewtArchmage's Newt
- 1Augury OwlAugury Owl
- 1Azure BeastbinderAzure Beastbinder
- 1Chasm SkulkerChasm Skulker
- 1Detective of the MonthDetective of the Month
- 1Emrakul's MessengerEmrakul's Messenger
- 1Expendable LackeyExpendable Lackey
- 1Faerie VandalFaerie Vandal
- 1Fear of ImpostorsFear of Impostors
- 1Hydroelectric SpecimenHydroelectric Specimen
- 1Hypnotic SirenHypnotic Siren
- 1Hypnotic SpriteHypnotic Sprite
- 1Kitesail LarcenistKitesail Larcenist
- 1Man-o'-WarMan-o'-War
- 1Mischievous MysticMischievous Mystic
- 1Mist-Cloaked HeraldMist-Cloaked Herald
- 1Mistblade ShinobiMistblade Shinobi
- 1Network DisruptorNetwork Disruptor
- 1Picklock PranksterPicklock Prankster
- 1Prosperous ThiefProsperous Thief
- 1Psychosis CrawlerPsychosis Crawler
- 1Scourge of FleetsScourge of Fleets
- 1Silent HallcreeperSilent Hallcreeper
- 1Silver RavenSilver Raven
- 1Siren StormtamerSiren Stormtamer
- 1Slither BladeSlither Blade
- 1Spyglass SirenSpyglass Siren
- 1Surge EngineSurge Engine
- 1Triton ShorestalkerTriton Shorestalker
- 1Trophy MageTrophy Mage
- 1Venser, Shaper SavantVenser, Shaper Savant
- 1Vnwxt, Verbose HostVnwxt, Verbose Host
- 1Walker of Secret WaysWalker of Secret Ways
- 1Waxen ShapethiefWaxen Shapethief
- 1Winter EladrinWinter Eladrin
Instants (14)
- 1AetherizeAetherize
- 1Alchemist's RetrievalAlchemist's Retrieval
- 1DefabricateDefabricate
- 1Dig Through TimeDig Through Time
- 1Disdainful StrokeDisdainful Stroke
- 1DispelDispel
- 1Essence ScatterEssence Scatter
- 1Familiar's RuseFamiliar's Ruse
- 1NegateNegate
- 1Reality ShiftReality Shift
- 1ResculptResculpt
- 1Run Away TogetherRun Away Together
- 1Thirst for IdentityThirst for Identity
- 1You See a Guard ApproachYou See a Guard Approach
Sorceries (4)
- 1Chart a CourseChart a Course
- 1Curse of the SwineCurse of the Swine
- 1PonderPonder
- 1Wash OutWash Out
Artifacts (8)
- 1Hall of TriumphHall of Triumph
- 1Heraldic BannerHeraldic Banner
- 1Kefnet's MonumentKefnet's Monument
- 1Strixhaven StadiumStrixhaven Stadium
- 1Thopter FabricatorThopter Fabricator
- 1Thought VesselThought Vessel
- 1Trailblazer's BootsTrailblazer's Boots
- 1Wayfarer's BaubleWayfarer's Bauble
Enchantments (3)
- 1Reconnaissance MissionReconnaissance Mission
- 1Unable to ScreamUnable to Scream
- 1Witness ProtectionWitness Protection
Lands (34)
- 1Cephalid ColiseumCephalid Coliseum
- 1Demolition FieldDemolition Field
- 28IslandIsland
- 1Lonely SandbarLonely Sandbar
- 1Reliquary TowerReliquary Tower
- 1Scavenger GroundsScavenger Grounds
- 1War RoomWar Room
Aether Channeler
Aether Channeler
Archmage's Newt
Archmage's Newt
Augury Owl
Augury Owl
Azure Beastbinder
Azure Beastbinder
Chasm Skulker
Chasm Skulker
Detective of the Month
Detective of the Month
Emrakul's Messenger
Emrakul's Messenger
Expendable Lackey
Expendable Lackey
Faerie Vandal
Faerie Vandal
Fear of Impostors
Fear of Impostors
Hydroelectric Specimen
Hydroelectric Specimen
Hypnotic Siren
Hypnotic Siren
Hypnotic Sprite
Hypnotic Sprite
Kitesail Larcenist
Kitesail Larcenist
Man-o'-War
Man-o'-War
Mischievous Mystic
Mischievous Mystic
Mistblade Shinobi
Mistblade Shinobi
Mist-Cloaked Herald
Mist-Cloaked Herald
Network Disruptor
Network Disruptor
Picklock Prankster
Picklock Prankster
Prosperous Thief
Prosperous Thief
Psychosis Crawler
Psychosis Crawler
Scourge of Fleets
Scourge of Fleets
Silent Hallcreeper
Silent Hallcreeper
Silver Raven
Silver Raven
Siren Stormtamer
Siren Stormtamer
Slither Blade
Slither Blade
Spyglass Siren
Spyglass Siren
Surge Engine
Surge Engine
Triton Shorestalker
Triton Shorestalker
Trophy Mage
Trophy Mage
Venser, Shaper Savant
Venser, Shaper Savant
Vnwxt, Verbose Host
Vnwxt, Verbose Host
Walker of Secret Ways
Walker of Secret Ways
Waxen Shapethief
Waxen Shapethief
Winter Eladrin
Winter Eladrin
Instants (14)
Aetherize
Aetherize
Alchemist's Retrieval
Alchemist's Retrieval
Defabricate
Defabricate
Dig Through Time
Dig Through Time
Disdainful Stroke
Disdainful Stroke
Dispel
Dispel
Essence Scatter
Essence Scatter
Familiar's Ruse
Familiar's Ruse
Negate
Negate
Reality Shift
Reality Shift
Resculpt
Resculpt
Run Away Together
Run Away Together
Thirst for Identity
Thirst for Identity
You See a Guard Approach
You See a Guard Approach
Sorceries (4)
Chart a Course
Chart a Course
Curse of the Swine
Curse of the Swine
Ponder
Ponder
Wash Out
Wash Out
Artifacts (8)
Hall of Triumph
Hall of Triumph
Heraldic Banner
Heraldic Banner
Kefnet's Monument
Kefnet's Monument
Strixhaven Stadium
Strixhaven Stadium
Thopter Fabricator
Thopter Fabricator
Thought Vessel
Thought Vessel
Trailblazer's Boots
Trailblazer's Boots
Wayfarer's Bauble
Wayfarer's Bauble
Enchantments (3)
Reconnaissance Mission
Reconnaissance Mission
Unable to Scream
Unable to Scream
Witness Protection
Witness Protection
Lands (6)
Cephalid Coliseum
Cephalid Coliseum
Demolition Field
Demolition Field
Lonely Sandbar
Lonely Sandbar
Reliquary Tower
Reliquary Tower
Scavenger Grounds
Scavenger Grounds
War Room
War Room
Basics (1)
Island
28 Island