Average Deck for Squidward, Sarcastic Snob - Expensive Wheels
Original Name:
Grazilaxx, Illithid ScholarGrazilaxx, Illithid Scholar
Squidward, Sarcastic Snob
Rank #1,702
2decks
Jan 30, 2026
Fire and Ice: Which Cards Are Hot and Cold for Goro-Goro and Satoru?
On this edition of Fire and Ice, we're checking in with a popular Grixis Dragon maker: Goro-Goro and Satoru. Let's see what's heating up.
Aug 28, 2025
Malcolm and Sakashima Commander Deck Tech
Levi's got a great deck here helmed by Malcolm, Keen-Eyed Navigator and Malcolm, Keen-Eyed Navigator (okay, the second one is Sakashima of a Thousand Faces, but it's there to clone Malcolm). Come take a look!
Average Decklist
- 1 Squidward, Sarcastic SnobSquidward, Sarcastic Snob
- 1 Access TunnelAccess Tunnel
- 1 Aether GaleAether Gale
- 1 An Offer You Can't RefuseAn Offer You Can't Refuse
- 1 Arcane SignetArcane Signet
- 1 ArchaeomancerArchaeomancer
- 1 Artificer's AssistantArtificer's Assistant
- 1 Basalt MonolithBasalt Monolith
- 1 Capture of JingzhouCapture of Jingzhou
- 1 Chrome MoxChrome Mox
- 1 Coastal PiracyCoastal Piracy
- 1 CounterspellCounterspell
- 1 Crystal VeinCrystal Vein
- 1 Cunning EvasionCunning Evasion
- 1 Curse of the SwineCurse of the Swine
- 1 Cyclonic RiftCyclonic Rift
- 1 Decanter of Endless WaterDecanter of Endless Water
- 1 Defiler of DreamsDefiler of Dreams
- 1 Emergence ZoneEmergence Zone
- 1 Enduring CuriosityEnduring Curiosity
- 1 Extraplanar LensExtraplanar Lens
- 1 Faerie SeerFaerie Seer
- 1 Fellwar StoneFellwar Stone
- 1 FloodbringerFloodbringer
- 1 FlusterstormFlusterstorm
- 1 Force of NegationForce of Negation
- 1 Force of WillForce of Will
- 1 Halimar DepthsHalimar Depths
- 1 Invisible StalkerInvisible Stalker
- 13 IslandIsland
- 1 Kira, Great Glass-SpinnerKira, Great Glass-Spinner
- 1 Library of LengLibrary of Leng
- 1 Liquimetal TorqueLiquimetal Torque
- 1 Lórien RevealedLórien Revealed
- 1 Mana DrainMana Drain
- 1 Mana VaultMana Vault
- 1 Mercurial SpelldancerMercurial Spelldancer
- 1 Military IntelligenceMilitary Intelligence
- 1 Mind StoneMind Stone
- 1 Mist-Cloaked HeraldMist-Cloaked Herald
- 1 Moon-Circuit HackerMoon-Circuit Hacker
- 1 Mox AmberMox Amber
- 1 Mox DiamondMox Diamond
- 1 Mystic SanctuaryMystic Sanctuary
- 1 NegateNegate
- 1 Nykthos, Shrine to NyxNykthos, Shrine to Nyx
- 1 Oboro BreezecallerOboro Breezecaller
- 1 PongifyPongify
- 1 PropagandaPropaganda
- 1 Psychosis CrawlerPsychosis Crawler
- 1 Reconnaissance MissionReconnaissance Mission
- 1 Reliquary TowerReliquary Tower
- 1 Rhystic StudyRhystic Study
- 1 Sapphire MedallionSapphire Medallion
- 1 Saprazzan HeirSaprazzan Heir
- 1 Scavenger GroundsScavenger Grounds
- 1 Silent HallcreeperSilent Hallcreeper
- 1 Silver RavenSilver Raven
- 1 Siren StormtamerSiren Stormtamer
- 1 Slither BladeSlither Blade
- 11 Snow-Covered IslandSnow-Covered Island
- 1 Sol RingSol Ring
- 1 SpellseekerSpellseeker
- 1 Spellstutter SpriteSpellstutter Sprite
- 1 SubtletySubtlety
- 1 Swiftfoot BootsSwiftfoot Boots
- 1 Teferi's VeilTeferi's Veil
- 1 Temporal ManipulationTemporal Manipulation
- 1 Thassa, Deep-DwellingThassa, Deep-Dwelling
- 1 Thieving SkydiverThieving Skydiver
- 1 Thought VesselThought Vessel
- 1 Thousand-Faced ShadowThousand-Faced Shadow
- 1 Triton ShorestalkerTriton Shorestalker
- 1 Urza's SagaUrza's Saga
- 1 War RoomWar Room
- 1 WindfallWindfall
- 1 WingcrafterWingcrafter
- 1 Witness ProtectionWitness Protection
Archaeomancer
Archaeomancer
Artificer's Assistant
Artificer's Assistant
Defiler of Dreams
Defiler of Dreams
Enduring Curiosity
Enduring Curiosity
Faerie Seer
Faerie Seer
Floodbringer
Floodbringer
Invisible Stalker
Invisible Stalker
Kira, Great Glass-Spinner
Kira, Great Glass-Spinner
Mercurial Spelldancer
Mercurial Spelldancer
Mist-Cloaked Herald
Mist-Cloaked Herald
Moon-Circuit Hacker
Moon-Circuit Hacker
Oboro Breezecaller
Oboro Breezecaller
Psychosis Crawler
Psychosis Crawler
Saprazzan Heir
Saprazzan Heir
Silent Hallcreeper
Silent Hallcreeper
Silver Raven
Silver Raven
Siren Stormtamer
Siren Stormtamer
Slither Blade
Slither Blade
Spellseeker
Spellseeker
Spellstutter Sprite
Spellstutter Sprite
Subtlety
Subtlety
Thassa, Deep-Dwelling
Thassa, Deep-Dwelling
Thieving Skydiver
Thieving Skydiver
Thousand-Faced Shadow
Thousand-Faced Shadow
Triton Shorestalker
Triton Shorestalker
Wingcrafter
Wingcrafter
Instants (9)
An Offer You Can't Refuse
An Offer You Can't Refuse
Counterspell
Counterspell
Cyclonic Rift
Cyclonic Rift
Flusterstorm
Flusterstorm
Force of Negation
Force of Negation
Force of Will
Force of Will
Mana Drain
Mana Drain
Negate
Negate
Pongify
Pongify
Sorceries (6)
Aether Gale
Aether Gale
Capture of Jingzhou
Capture of Jingzhou
Curse of the Swine
Curse of the Swine
Lórien Revealed
Lórien Revealed
Temporal Manipulation
Temporal Manipulation
Windfall
Windfall
Artifacts (16)
Arcane Signet
Arcane Signet
Basalt Monolith
Basalt Monolith
Chrome Mox
Chrome Mox
Decanter of Endless Water
Decanter of Endless Water
Extraplanar Lens
Extraplanar Lens
Fellwar Stone
Fellwar Stone
Library of Leng
Library of Leng
Liquimetal Torque
Liquimetal Torque
Mana Vault
Mana Vault
Mind Stone
Mind Stone
Mox Amber
Mox Amber
Mox Diamond
Mox Diamond
Sapphire Medallion
Sapphire Medallion
Sol Ring
Sol Ring
Swiftfoot Boots
Swiftfoot Boots
Thought Vessel
Thought Vessel
Enchantments (8)
Coastal Piracy
Coastal Piracy
Cunning Evasion
Cunning Evasion
Military Intelligence
Military Intelligence
Propaganda
Propaganda
Reconnaissance Mission
Reconnaissance Mission
Rhystic Study
Rhystic Study
Teferi's Veil
Teferi's Veil
Witness Protection
Witness Protection
Lands (10)
Access Tunnel
Access Tunnel
Crystal Vein
Crystal Vein
Emergence Zone
Emergence Zone
Halimar Depths
Halimar Depths
Mystic Sanctuary
Mystic Sanctuary
Nykthos, Shrine to Nyx
Nykthos, Shrine to Nyx
Reliquary Tower
Reliquary Tower
Scavenger Grounds
Scavenger Grounds
Urza's Saga
Urza's Saga
War Room
War Room
Basics (2)
Island
13 Islands
Snow-Covered Island
11 Snow-Covered Islands