Average Deck for Squidward, Sarcastic Snob - Expensive Wheels
Original Name:
Grazilaxx, Illithid ScholarGrazilaxx, Illithid Scholar
Squidward, Sarcastic Snob
Rank #1,766
2decks
Jan 30, 2026
Fire and Ice: Which Cards Are Hot and Cold for Goro-Goro and Satoru?
On this edition of Fire and Ice, we're checking in with a popular Grixis Dragon maker: Goro-Goro and Satoru. Let's see what's heating up.
Aug 28, 2025
Malcolm and Sakashima Commander Deck Tech
Levi's got a great deck here helmed by Malcolm, Keen-Eyed Navigator and Malcolm, Keen-Eyed Navigator (okay, the second one is Sakashima of a Thousand Faces, but it's there to clone Malcolm). Come take a look!
Decklist
Commander
- 1Squidward, Sarcastic SnobSquidward, Sarcastic Snob
Creatures (26)
- 1ArchaeomancerArchaeomancer
- 1Artificer's AssistantArtificer's Assistant
- 1Defiler of DreamsDefiler of Dreams
- 1Enduring CuriosityEnduring Curiosity
- 1Faerie SeerFaerie Seer
- 1FloodbringerFloodbringer
- 1Invisible StalkerInvisible Stalker
- 1Kira, Great Glass-SpinnerKira, Great Glass-Spinner
- 1Mercurial SpelldancerMercurial Spelldancer
- 1Mist-Cloaked HeraldMist-Cloaked Herald
- 1Moon-Circuit HackerMoon-Circuit Hacker
- 1Oboro BreezecallerOboro Breezecaller
- 1Psychosis CrawlerPsychosis Crawler
- 1Saprazzan HeirSaprazzan Heir
- 1Silent HallcreeperSilent Hallcreeper
- 1Silver RavenSilver Raven
- 1Siren StormtamerSiren Stormtamer
- 1Slither BladeSlither Blade
- 1SpellseekerSpellseeker
- 1Spellstutter SpriteSpellstutter Sprite
- 1SubtletySubtlety
- 1Thassa, Deep-DwellingThassa, Deep-Dwelling
- 1Thieving SkydiverThieving Skydiver
- 1Thousand-Faced ShadowThousand-Faced Shadow
- 1Triton ShorestalkerTriton Shorestalker
- 1WingcrafterWingcrafter
Instants (9)
- 1An Offer You Can't RefuseAn Offer You Can't Refuse
- 1CounterspellCounterspell
- 1Cyclonic RiftCyclonic Rift
- 1FlusterstormFlusterstorm
- 1Force of NegationForce of Negation
- 1Force of WillForce of Will
- 1Mana DrainMana Drain
- 1NegateNegate
- 1PongifyPongify
Sorceries (6)
- 1Aether GaleAether Gale
- 1Capture of JingzhouCapture of Jingzhou
- 1Curse of the SwineCurse of the Swine
- 1Lórien RevealedLórien Revealed
- 1Temporal ManipulationTemporal Manipulation
- 1WindfallWindfall
Artifacts (16)
- 1Arcane SignetArcane Signet
- 1Basalt MonolithBasalt Monolith
- 1Chrome MoxChrome Mox
- 1Decanter of Endless WaterDecanter of Endless Water
- 1Extraplanar LensExtraplanar Lens
- 1Fellwar StoneFellwar Stone
- 1Library of LengLibrary of Leng
- 1Liquimetal TorqueLiquimetal Torque
- 1Mana VaultMana Vault
- 1Mind StoneMind Stone
- 1Mox AmberMox Amber
- 1Mox DiamondMox Diamond
- 1Sapphire MedallionSapphire Medallion
- 1Sol RingSol Ring
- 1Swiftfoot BootsSwiftfoot Boots
- 1Thought VesselThought Vessel
Enchantments (8)
- 1Coastal PiracyCoastal Piracy
- 1Cunning EvasionCunning Evasion
- 1Military IntelligenceMilitary Intelligence
- 1PropagandaPropaganda
- 1Reconnaissance MissionReconnaissance Mission
- 1Rhystic StudyRhystic Study
- 1Teferi's VeilTeferi's Veil
- 1Witness ProtectionWitness Protection
Lands (34)
- 1Access TunnelAccess Tunnel
- 1Crystal VeinCrystal Vein
- 1Emergence ZoneEmergence Zone
- 1Halimar DepthsHalimar Depths
- 14IslandIsland
- 1Mystic SanctuaryMystic Sanctuary
- 1Nykthos, Shrine to NyxNykthos, Shrine to Nyx
- 1Reliquary TowerReliquary Tower
- 1Scavenger GroundsScavenger Grounds
- 10Snow-Covered IslandSnow-Covered Island
- 1Urza's SagaUrza's Saga
- 1War RoomWar Room
Archaeomancer
Archaeomancer
Artificer's Assistant
Artificer's Assistant
Defiler of Dreams
Defiler of Dreams
Enduring Curiosity
Enduring Curiosity
Faerie Seer
Faerie Seer
Floodbringer
Floodbringer
Invisible Stalker
Invisible Stalker
Kira, Great Glass-Spinner
Kira, Great Glass-Spinner
Mercurial Spelldancer
Mercurial Spelldancer
Mist-Cloaked Herald
Mist-Cloaked Herald
Moon-Circuit Hacker
Moon-Circuit Hacker
Oboro Breezecaller
Oboro Breezecaller
Psychosis Crawler
Psychosis Crawler
Saprazzan Heir
Saprazzan Heir
Silent Hallcreeper
Silent Hallcreeper
Silver Raven
Silver Raven
Siren Stormtamer
Siren Stormtamer
Slither Blade
Slither Blade
Spellseeker
Spellseeker
Spellstutter Sprite
Spellstutter Sprite
Subtlety
Subtlety
Thassa, Deep-Dwelling
Thassa, Deep-Dwelling
Thieving Skydiver
Thieving Skydiver
Thousand-Faced Shadow
Thousand-Faced Shadow
Triton Shorestalker
Triton Shorestalker
Wingcrafter
Wingcrafter
Instants (9)
An Offer You Can't Refuse
An Offer You Can't Refuse
Counterspell
Counterspell
Cyclonic Rift
Cyclonic Rift
Flusterstorm
Flusterstorm
Force of Negation
Force of Negation
Force of Will
Force of Will
Mana Drain
Mana Drain
Negate
Negate
Pongify
Pongify
Sorceries (6)
Aether Gale
Aether Gale
Capture of Jingzhou
Capture of Jingzhou
Curse of the Swine
Curse of the Swine
Lórien Revealed
Lórien Revealed
Temporal Manipulation
Temporal Manipulation
Windfall
Windfall
Artifacts (16)
Arcane Signet
Arcane Signet
Basalt Monolith
Basalt Monolith
Chrome Mox
Chrome Mox
Decanter of Endless Water
Decanter of Endless Water
Extraplanar Lens
Extraplanar Lens
Fellwar Stone
Fellwar Stone
Library of Leng
Library of Leng
Liquimetal Torque
Liquimetal Torque
Mana Vault
Mana Vault
Mind Stone
Mind Stone
Mox Amber
Mox Amber
Mox Diamond
Mox Diamond
Sapphire Medallion
Sapphire Medallion
Sol Ring
Sol Ring
Swiftfoot Boots
Swiftfoot Boots
Thought Vessel
Thought Vessel
Enchantments (8)
Coastal Piracy
Coastal Piracy
Cunning Evasion
Cunning Evasion
Military Intelligence
Military Intelligence
Propaganda
Propaganda
Reconnaissance Mission
Reconnaissance Mission
Rhystic Study
Rhystic Study
Teferi's Veil
Teferi's Veil
Witness Protection
Witness Protection
Lands (10)
Access Tunnel
Access Tunnel
Crystal Vein
Crystal Vein
Emergence Zone
Emergence Zone
Halimar Depths
Halimar Depths
Mystic Sanctuary
Mystic Sanctuary
Nykthos, Shrine to Nyx
Nykthos, Shrine to Nyx
Reliquary Tower
Reliquary Tower
Scavenger Grounds
Scavenger Grounds
Urza's Saga
Urza's Saga
War Room
War Room
Basics (2)
Island
14 Island
Snow-Covered Island
10 Snow-Covered Island