Average Deck for Squidward, Sarcastic Snob - Expensive Wheels
Original Name:
Grazilaxx, Illithid ScholarGrazilaxx, Illithid Scholar
Squidward, Sarcastic Snob
Rank #1,676
3decks
Jan 30, 2026
Fire and Ice: Which Cards Are Hot and Cold for Goro-Goro and Satoru?
On this edition of Fire and Ice, we're checking in with a popular Grixis Dragon maker: Goro-Goro and Satoru. Let's see what's heating up.
Aug 28, 2025
Malcolm and Sakashima Commander Deck Tech
Levi's got a great deck here helmed by Malcolm, Keen-Eyed Navigator and Malcolm, Keen-Eyed Navigator (okay, the second one is Sakashima of a Thousand Faces, but it's there to clone Malcolm). Come take a look!
Average Decklist
- 1 Squidward, Sarcastic SnobSquidward, Sarcastic Snob
- 1 Access TunnelAccess Tunnel
- 1 Aether GaleAether Gale
- 1 An Offer You Can't RefuseAn Offer You Can't Refuse
- 1 Arcane SignetArcane Signet
- 1 Augury OwlAugury Owl
- 1 Barrin, Tolarian ArchmageBarrin, Tolarian Archmage
- 1 Bident of ThassaBident of Thassa
- 1 Blue Sun's ZenithBlue Sun's Zenith
- 1 Capture of JingzhouCapture of Jingzhou
- 1 Chain of VaporChain of Vapor
- 1 Coastal PiracyCoastal Piracy
- 1 Consecrated SphinxConsecrated Sphinx
- 1 CounterspellCounterspell
- 1 Crystal ShardCrystal Shard
- 1 Cunning EvasionCunning Evasion
- 1 Cyclonic RiftCyclonic Rift
- 1 Decanter of Endless WaterDecanter of Endless Water
- 1 Defiler of DreamsDefiler of Dreams
- 1 DisplaceDisplace
- 1 Faerie MastermindFaerie Mastermind
- 1 Faerie SeerFaerie Seer
- 1 Fblthp, the LostFblthp, the Lost
- 1 Fellwar StoneFellwar Stone
- 1 Fierce GuardianshipFierce Guardianship
- 1 Force of NegationForce of Negation
- 1 Force of WillForce of Will
- 1 Gadwick, the WizenedGadwick, the Wizened
- 1 Ghostly PilfererGhostly Pilferer
- 1 Hall of Storm GiantsHall of Storm Giants
- 1 Invisible StalkerInvisible Stalker
- 13 IslandIsland
- 1 Isochron ScepterIsochron Scepter
- 1 Jace BelerenJace Beleren
- 1 Kami of the Crescent MoonKami of the Crescent Moon
- 1 Library of LengLibrary of Leng
- 1 Liquimetal TorqueLiquimetal Torque
- 1 Lotus PetalLotus Petal
- 1 Mana DrainMana Drain
- 1 Mausoleum WandererMausoleum Wanderer
- 1 Military IntelligenceMilitary Intelligence
- 1 Mind StoneMind Stone
- 1 Mistblade ShinobiMistblade Shinobi
- 1 MulldrifterMulldrifter
- 1 Myriad LandscapeMyriad Landscape
- 1 Mystic RemoraMystic Remora
- 1 Mystic SanctuaryMystic Sanctuary
- 1 NegateNegate
- 1 Nerd RageNerd Rage
- 1 Ninja of the Deep HoursNinja of the Deep Hours
- 1 Nykthos, Shrine to NyxNykthos, Shrine to Nyx
- 1 Oboro BreezecallerOboro Breezecaller
- 1 Otawara, Soaring CityOtawara, Soaring City
- 1 PongifyPongify
- 1 Psychosis CrawlerPsychosis Crawler
- 1 Reconnaissance MissionReconnaissance Mission
- 1 Reliquary TowerReliquary Tower
- 1 Remote IsleRemote Isle
- 1 Rhystic StudyRhystic Study
- 1 Saprazzan HeirSaprazzan Heir
- 1 Scroll RackScroll Rack
- 1 Siren StormtamerSiren Stormtamer
- 1 Slither BladeSlither Blade
- 11 Snow-Covered IslandSnow-Covered Island
- 1 Sol RingSol Ring
- 1 Solemn SimulacrumSolemn Simulacrum
- 1 SpellseekerSpellseeker
- 1 SubtletySubtlety
- 1 Sword of the AnimistSword of the Animist
- 1 Temporal ManipulationTemporal Manipulation
- 1 Thassa's OracleThassa's Oracle
- 1 Thassa, Deep-DwellingThassa, Deep-Dwelling
- 1 The One RingThe One Ring
- 1 Thieving SkydiverThieving Skydiver
- 1 Thought VesselThought Vessel
- 1 Urza's SagaUrza's Saga
- 1 WindfallWindfall
- 1 Wizard ClassWizard Class
Augury Owl
Augury Owl
Barrin, Tolarian Archmage
Barrin, Tolarian Archmage
Consecrated Sphinx
Consecrated Sphinx
Defiler of Dreams
Defiler of Dreams
Faerie Mastermind
Faerie Mastermind
Faerie Seer
Faerie Seer
Fblthp, the Lost
Fblthp, the Lost
Gadwick, the Wizened
Gadwick, the Wizened
Ghostly Pilferer
Ghostly Pilferer
Invisible Stalker
Invisible Stalker
Kami of the Crescent Moon
Kami of the Crescent Moon
Mausoleum Wanderer
Mausoleum Wanderer
Mistblade Shinobi
Mistblade Shinobi
Mulldrifter
Mulldrifter
Ninja of the Deep Hours
Ninja of the Deep Hours
Oboro Breezecaller
Oboro Breezecaller
Psychosis Crawler
Psychosis Crawler
Saprazzan Heir
Saprazzan Heir
Siren Stormtamer
Siren Stormtamer
Slither Blade
Slither Blade
Solemn Simulacrum
Solemn Simulacrum
Spellseeker
Spellseeker
Subtlety
Subtlety
Thassa, Deep-Dwelling
Thassa, Deep-Dwelling
Thassa's Oracle
Thassa's Oracle
Thieving Skydiver
Thieving Skydiver
Instants (12)
An Offer You Can't Refuse
An Offer You Can't Refuse
Blue Sun's Zenith
Blue Sun's Zenith
Chain of Vapor
Chain of Vapor
Counterspell
Counterspell
Cyclonic Rift
Cyclonic Rift
Displace
Displace
Fierce Guardianship
Fierce Guardianship
Force of Negation
Force of Negation
Force of Will
Force of Will
Mana Drain
Mana Drain
Negate
Negate
Pongify
Pongify
Sorceries (4)
Aether Gale
Aether Gale
Capture of Jingzhou
Capture of Jingzhou
Temporal Manipulation
Temporal Manipulation
Windfall
Windfall
Artifacts (15)
Arcane Signet
Arcane Signet
Bident of Thassa
Bident of Thassa
Crystal Shard
Crystal Shard
Decanter of Endless Water
Decanter of Endless Water
Fellwar Stone
Fellwar Stone
Isochron Scepter
Isochron Scepter
Library of Leng
Library of Leng
Liquimetal Torque
Liquimetal Torque
Lotus Petal
Lotus Petal
Mind Stone
Mind Stone
Scroll Rack
Scroll Rack
Sol Ring
Sol Ring
Sword of the Animist
Sword of the Animist
The One Ring
The One Ring
Thought Vessel
Thought Vessel
Enchantments (8)
Coastal Piracy
Coastal Piracy
Cunning Evasion
Cunning Evasion
Military Intelligence
Military Intelligence
Mystic Remora
Mystic Remora
Nerd Rage
Nerd Rage
Reconnaissance Mission
Reconnaissance Mission
Rhystic Study
Rhystic Study
Wizard Class
Wizard Class
Planeswalkers (1)
Jace Beleren
Jace Beleren
Lands (9)
Access Tunnel
Access Tunnel
Hall of Storm Giants
Hall of Storm Giants
Myriad Landscape
Myriad Landscape
Mystic Sanctuary
Mystic Sanctuary
Nykthos, Shrine to Nyx
Nykthos, Shrine to Nyx
Otawara, Soaring City
Otawara, Soaring City
Reliquary Tower
Reliquary Tower
Remote Isle
Remote Isle
Urza's Saga
Urza's Saga
Basics (2)
Island
13 Islands
Snow-Covered Island
11 Snow-Covered Islands