Average Deck for Squidward, Sarcastic Snob - Budget Wheels
Original Name:
Grazilaxx, Illithid ScholarGrazilaxx, Illithid Scholar
Squidward, Sarcastic Snob
Rank #1,770
2decks
Jan 30, 2026
Fire and Ice: Which Cards Are Hot and Cold for Goro-Goro and Satoru?
On this edition of Fire and Ice, we're checking in with a popular Grixis Dragon maker: Goro-Goro and Satoru. Let's see what's heating up.
Aug 28, 2025
Malcolm and Sakashima Commander Deck Tech
Levi's got a great deck here helmed by Malcolm, Keen-Eyed Navigator and Malcolm, Keen-Eyed Navigator (okay, the second one is Sakashima of a Thousand Faces, but it's there to clone Malcolm). Come take a look!
Decklist
Commander
- 1Squidward, Sarcastic SnobSquidward, Sarcastic Snob
Creatures (34)
- 1Aether AdeptAether Adept
- 1Aether ChannelerAether Channeler
- 1Barrin, Tolarian ArchmageBarrin, Tolarian Archmage
- 1Chasm SkulkerChasm Skulker
- 1Defiler of DreamsDefiler of Dreams
- 1Faerie SeerFaerie Seer
- 1Faerie VandalFaerie Vandal
- 1Gadwick, the WizenedGadwick, the Wizened
- 1Harrier StrixHarrier Strix
- 1Hypnotic SirenHypnotic Siren
- 1Invisible StalkerInvisible Stalker
- 1Looter il-KorLooter il-Kor
- 1Man-o'-WarMan-o'-War
- 1Mercurial SpelldancerMercurial Spelldancer
- 1Mist-Cloaked HeraldMist-Cloaked Herald
- 1Moon-Circuit HackerMoon-Circuit Hacker
- 1Moonblade ShinobiMoonblade Shinobi
- 1Nadir KrakenNadir Kraken
- 1Network DisruptorNetwork Disruptor
- 1Plumecreed EscortPlumecreed Escort
- 1Prosperous ThiefProsperous Thief
- 1Psychosis CrawlerPsychosis Crawler
- 1Reservoir KrakenReservoir Kraken
- 1Scourge of FleetsScourge of Fleets
- 1Siren StormtamerSiren Stormtamer
- 1Slither BladeSlither Blade
- 1Sludge MonsterSludge Monster
- 1Snaremaster SpriteSnaremaster Sprite
- 1Solemn SimulacrumSolemn Simulacrum
- 1Spectral SailorSpectral Sailor
- 1Thieving SkydiverThieving Skydiver
- 1Thousand-Faced ShadowThousand-Faced Shadow
- 1Triton ShorestalkerTriton Shorestalker
- 1Wonderscape SageWonderscape Sage
Instants (11)
- 1AetherizeAetherize
- 1Disdainful StrokeDisdainful Stroke
- 1Engulf the ShoreEngulf the Shore
- 1Essence ScatterEssence Scatter
- 1Familiar's RuseFamiliar's Ruse
- 1Filter OutFilter Out
- 1Flow of KnowledgeFlow of Knowledge
- 1NegateNegate
- 1Reality ShiftReality Shift
- 1ResculptResculpt
- 1Run Away TogetherRun Away Together
Sorceries (4)
- 1Chart a CourseChart a Course
- 1Faerie Slumber PartyFaerie Slumber Party
- 1RavenformRavenform
- 1Treasure CruiseTreasure Cruise
Artifacts (9)
- 1Arcane SignetArcane Signet
- 1Explorer's ScopeExplorer's Scope
- 1Goldvein PickGoldvein Pick
- 1Kefnet's MonumentKefnet's Monument
- 1Mind StoneMind Stone
- 1Quietus SpikeQuietus Spike
- 1Sky DiamondSky Diamond
- 1Strixhaven StadiumStrixhaven Stadium
- 1Thought VesselThought Vessel
Enchantments (8)
- 1Coastal PiracyCoastal Piracy
- 1Combat ResearchCombat Research
- 1CuriosityCuriosity
- 1Feywild VisitorFeywild Visitor
- 1Military IntelligenceMilitary Intelligence
- 1Ominous SeasOminous Seas
- 1Reconnaissance MissionReconnaissance Mission
- 1Witness ProtectionWitness Protection
Lands (33)
- 1Access TunnelAccess Tunnel
- 1Castle VantressCastle Vantress
- 1Faerie ConclaveFaerie Conclave
- 29IslandIsland
- 1Rogue's PassageRogue's Passage
Aether Adept
Aether Adept
Aether Channeler
Aether Channeler
Barrin, Tolarian Archmage
Barrin, Tolarian Archmage
Chasm Skulker
Chasm Skulker
Defiler of Dreams
Defiler of Dreams
Faerie Seer
Faerie Seer
Faerie Vandal
Faerie Vandal
Gadwick, the Wizened
Gadwick, the Wizened
Harrier Strix
Harrier Strix
Hypnotic Siren
Hypnotic Siren
Invisible Stalker
Invisible Stalker
Looter il-Kor
Looter il-Kor
Man-o'-War
Man-o'-War
Mercurial Spelldancer
Mercurial Spelldancer
Mist-Cloaked Herald
Mist-Cloaked Herald
Moonblade Shinobi
Moonblade Shinobi
Moon-Circuit Hacker
Moon-Circuit Hacker
Nadir Kraken
Nadir Kraken
Network Disruptor
Network Disruptor
Plumecreed Escort
Plumecreed Escort
Prosperous Thief
Prosperous Thief
Psychosis Crawler
Psychosis Crawler
Reservoir Kraken
Reservoir Kraken
Scourge of Fleets
Scourge of Fleets
Siren Stormtamer
Siren Stormtamer
Slither Blade
Slither Blade
Sludge Monster
Sludge Monster
Snaremaster Sprite
Snaremaster Sprite
Solemn Simulacrum
Solemn Simulacrum
Spectral Sailor
Spectral Sailor
Thieving Skydiver
Thieving Skydiver
Thousand-Faced Shadow
Thousand-Faced Shadow
Triton Shorestalker
Triton Shorestalker
Wonderscape Sage
Wonderscape Sage
Instants (11)
Aetherize
Aetherize
Disdainful Stroke
Disdainful Stroke
Engulf the Shore
Engulf the Shore
Essence Scatter
Essence Scatter
Familiar's Ruse
Familiar's Ruse
Filter Out
Filter Out
Flow of Knowledge
Flow of Knowledge
Negate
Negate
Reality Shift
Reality Shift
Resculpt
Resculpt
Run Away Together
Run Away Together
Sorceries (4)
Chart a Course
Chart a Course
Faerie Slumber Party
Faerie Slumber Party
Ravenform
Ravenform
Treasure Cruise
Treasure Cruise
Artifacts (9)
Arcane Signet
Arcane Signet
Explorer's Scope
Explorer's Scope
Goldvein Pick
Goldvein Pick
Kefnet's Monument
Kefnet's Monument
Mind Stone
Mind Stone
Quietus Spike
Quietus Spike
Sky Diamond
Sky Diamond
Strixhaven Stadium
Strixhaven Stadium
Thought Vessel
Thought Vessel
Enchantments (8)
Coastal Piracy
Coastal Piracy
Combat Research
Combat Research
Curiosity
Curiosity
Feywild Visitor
Feywild Visitor
Military Intelligence
Military Intelligence
Ominous Seas
Ominous Seas
Reconnaissance Mission
Reconnaissance Mission
Witness Protection
Witness Protection
Lands (4)
Access Tunnel
Access Tunnel
Castle Vantress
Castle Vantress
Faerie Conclave
Faerie Conclave
Rogue's Passage
Rogue's Passage
Basics (1)
Island
29 Island